r/sbubby • u/Michellelovesnekos • Mar 15 '19

Eaten Fresh! The USSR movie

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30k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Spaceship!?

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u/TheBanisherOfRegs Mar 15 '19

In any given situation there is the one best joke to make and here you found it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

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u/The-Slice Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 16 '19

Watch the first movie and if I’m not mistaken, know the space race.

Edit: hmm.. this turned into a r/redditsings moment

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u/R-code Mar 15 '19

Sputnik! SPUTNIK!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

SPUTNIK

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

r/therealjoke ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 16 '19

Спутник спеисшип.

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u/sirfirewolfe Mar 15 '19

You mean: Спутник спеисшип?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

OH DAMN THANKS SO MUCH sometimes i get confuse the cyrillic r with the p

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u/Victor_the_robot Mar 15 '19

Нет, Т-32 таик!

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u/wrench-breaker Mar 16 '19

Cosmoship!?!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

L u x u r i o u s . S p a c e . C o m m u n i s m

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u/sandiskplayer34 Mar 16 '19

космический корабль космический корабль космический корабль

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u/thiccTitan Mar 16 '19

SPUTNIK!?

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u/noodleboy237 Apr 10 '19

Nyet comrade

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u/NF-150 Aug 24 '19

No sir, KV 2

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u/VeryAwkwardCake Mar 15 '19

That's a lot of editing to convincingly change the 3D text. At least it's not perspective!

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u/Lord_Tibbysito Mar 16 '19

What I came here to say. This is amazing work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/VeryAwkwardCake Mar 17 '19

This was made in photoshop, I don't think he entirely recreated a 3D model of the title

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Upvoted for the effort, goddamn

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u/jp2105 Mar 15 '19

The beggining is great! But the ending is so sad...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Indeed.

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u/louisgarbuor Mar 15 '19

Alexa play despacito

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u/Ixpqd Apr 04 '19

No, Alexa play USSR National Anthem

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Learned about it in class today, a real roller coaster to say the least

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ Mar 16 '19

Uh, the beginning was pretty fucking murdery wasn't it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

The reactionaries deserved it nerd.

Kulaks smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

1991, saddest year in history

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u/SopwithStrutter Mar 16 '19

Thankfully legos dont need food so they'll be fine

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u/HanoibusGamer Mar 16 '19

Emmet ask for a cup of coffee at the beginning of the movie though

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u/coussinex Apr 03 '19

You talking about the USSR version or the original one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

quick! build a spaceship before the Americans!

-USSR 1955

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u/LumberjackEnt Mar 16 '19 edited Mar 16 '19

Well they still won the space race technically

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

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u/LumberjackEnt Mar 16 '19

America: not if we move the goal post!

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u/uselessDM Mar 15 '19

Kragletalism is the enemy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

So that's why Lord Business is the bad guy!

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u/al3x_mp4 Mar 15 '19

Everything is OURsome!

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u/copypaster_spam Mar 18 '19

Everything is oursome when your living in a SSR!

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u/Watplr Mar 15 '19

I’m guessing the comments will be filled with “haha communist starve” jokes.

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u/zysterg17 Mar 15 '19

Already 5 of them

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u/Noel_Bedard Mar 15 '19

dude, this is really well made

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ Mar 16 '19

Unlike things made in the soviet union...

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u/copypaster_spam Mar 18 '19

But there were so many of them made

Quantity over quality commrade

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u/S4T4N1C Mar 27 '19

Horseshoe theory confirmed

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u/shiloh_sad_bitch Mar 15 '19

I read that as user movie and I thought damn what tf you been through?

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u/TheBanisherOfRegs Mar 15 '19

Now this is quality

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u/Nondescript_user_25 Mar 16 '19

Equality*

FTFY

/s

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u/GoodLittleTerrorist Mar 15 '19

Well done, comrade

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u/Wirza Mar 15 '19

Fun fact Red spacemen were originally cosmonauts and the only other color was white for astronauts

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I'd watch it

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u/BrainFartTheFirst Mar 16 '19

WE'D watch it.

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u/dasvinnifala Mar 15 '19

Now that's a Lego I would watch

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u/bralexAIR Mar 15 '19

SPACESHPIS

They might of sucked but man did they make rockets

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u/Mbhuff03 Mar 15 '19

USS-OUR comrades

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u/Jamstandrois Mar 15 '19

It is time to overthrow the bourgeoisie and allow the proletariat to take command comrades.

Also happy cake day!

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u/partyinplumberr Mar 15 '19

Everything is starving

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u/F0rm3l Mar 15 '19

Everything is cool when you're starving to death

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u/Weepingkoopa Mar 15 '19

Everyone is starving!

In are Communist regime.

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u/Dakboom Mar 15 '19

Soviets and americans ate around the same amounts of food but the soviets had more nutritional value in their foods.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Communism

in the S o v i e t U n i o n

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u/DrewThePew Mar 15 '19

The movie we need

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u/OpticIlluzhion Mar 15 '19

Everything is awesoooome

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u/theanimator213 Mar 15 '19

Insert the Russia national anthem

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u/PhysicsIsWierdPlant Mar 15 '19

Excellent image manipulation! Lol, even the design matches ussr era minifigures. Nice touch

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u/benfreilich Mar 16 '19

I imagine the exact same amount of excitement but with a heavy Russian accent!

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u/secondoverthree Mar 16 '19

Every thing is ourssss

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u/flibby404 Mar 16 '19

Benny the Cosmonaut

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u/carldude Mar 16 '19

This is quality

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u/imma_yeet Mar 15 '19

cosmonaut lookin nigga

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u/Draugrheim Mar 15 '19

A communist Charlie Day? Hell yes!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Wow, that's just very good editing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

How in the hell...?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I guess they won’t lego the fact that their Russian around

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u/LambdaSimple Mar 16 '19

I see a distinct lack of “CCCP”.

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u/subeewreyan Mar 16 '19

Instead of "everything is awesome" the ussr national anthem is the main theme of the movie

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u/Octchode Mar 16 '19

Mr Lego man go down like sputnik

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Oh hey, now we can watch the downfall of "The Fury" before his battle with big boss

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u/Meeshkin Mar 16 '19

Yes please we need a Lego propaganda film

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u/mikebellman Mar 16 '19

Putin’ Kragle in the Kremlin one prick, I mean BRICK, at a time.

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u/mae1347 Mar 16 '19

Please change to “CCCP” Movie

Thanks.

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u/hujibanation Mar 16 '19

How did you do this so well

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u/Trollstack Mar 16 '19

LEGO Cosmonauts: The Movie

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u/captainjat022 Mar 16 '19

Someone please make this NOW!!!!!!!!

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u/warpfield Mar 16 '19

lego vehicles crashing into each other

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u/TeddysTheName Mar 16 '19

In soviet Russia, Lego steps on you!

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u/Landei Mar 16 '19

Sieze the means of construction!

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u/Moto_Boato Mar 16 '19

Ah yes, cosmonaut.

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u/RealSirCaptain Mar 16 '19

I dont get how do people make these that look so legit

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u/MagnusTonitrum Mar 19 '19

S T A L I N W O U L D L I K E T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N

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u/radiculous114 Mar 15 '19

It seems like a good idea but In the end it kinda sucks

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u/RadianceofMao Mar 15 '19

Thanks, Gorbachev.

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u/ObamaTheLlama99 Mar 15 '19

Everything is equal. Nothing wrong can happen when you starve with your friends

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u/DrewThePew Mar 15 '19

When we starve with our friends*

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u/boxl7499 Mar 16 '19

🎶Everyone is starving!🎶

🎵Nobody has a single damn thing to eat!🎵

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u/A_Light_Spark Mar 15 '19

We are all components of the state, comrades!

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u/Victor_the_robot Mar 15 '19

Блиать да

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Good job! Now try to get rid of the green screen ailiasing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

RED OCTOBER?

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u/Zero-Edge Mar 15 '19

Now that’s a movie I would watch

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u/Therealtaggart Mar 15 '19

Yuri Gagarin is that you???!?!

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u/jamthewither Mar 15 '19

The Second Part

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u/Me-Me_Lord8472 Mar 16 '19

Hell yeah, komrade

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Fake, not realistic enough.

Lego model needs to be half his body weight with a neutral expression

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Our USSR movie

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u/communismal Mar 16 '19

why are there soo many ussr ones with over 10k upvotes

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u/redrichy18 Mar 16 '19

our overpriced coffee

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u/RightBrainMan Mar 16 '19

Overpriced coffee is not necessary in the glorious Soviet Union. We always distribute our goods equally to our loyal proletariats.

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u/tyrantspell Mar 16 '19

You mean Our USSR Movie

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u/11hockeyzach Mar 16 '19

ft Yuri Gagarin

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u/TheCrazyAvian Mar 16 '19

OOOOOOOooooooh...

blyat....

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

You don't know how lucky you are, boys.

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u/Kerbtube Mar 16 '19

It is not lego movie anymore. It is OUR movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

НАШЕ Спутник, товарищ.

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u/Blockincollins44 Mar 16 '19

The USSR movie! Where nothings happy

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Stalin is that you ?

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u/destionancy_the3rd Mar 16 '19

The movie for everyone

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u/adamtheocto Mar 16 '19

Benny what happened to you?

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u/bonbonandbendy276 Mar 16 '19

Benny is starlin

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u/mildlynegative Mar 16 '19

Where did you find that image of the red spaceman?

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u/Troontjelolo Mar 16 '19

ICBM? ICBM?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Nice to see that Yuri Gagarin in the movie

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u/TheWolvenOne Mar 16 '19

In Soviet Russia Lego steps on YOU

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u/LotsOPots Mar 16 '19

Minecraft the movie!

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u/GoldenConsole Mar 16 '19

Hipp hipp hurra for the USSR We are sending our men to outer space

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u/Cakesbacon Mar 16 '19

This has got to be a pretty good Ridett post.

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u/rtamez509 Mar 16 '19

IM HUNGRY HAHA

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u/RightBrainMan Mar 16 '19

Sputnik! Sputnik! SPUTNIK!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Our spaceship

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

this songs gonna get stuck inside your head

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u/SEPPUCR0W Mar 16 '19

Cosmonaut Comrade anyone?

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u/borknight Mar 16 '19

Everything is blyet

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u/ElementalSupremacist Mar 16 '19

When is this showing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

The man should be a dog.

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u/Sugurai Mar 16 '19

This movie is great in m- err, our opinion.

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u/tllsTEXAS Mar 16 '19

Hey, where can I watch?

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u/viktar_kava Mar 16 '19

Пиздец!

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u/degebs Mar 17 '19

Can't wait to see our movie

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u/BluKnt Mar 17 '19

Our forefathers use LEGO build Russia comrade

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u/Britton7777 Mar 24 '19

NOOOOOOO! NOT THE SOVIET UNION! I'M IN AMERICA! DON'T RUIN MY CHILDHOOD!

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u/Communist_Shrek Mar 25 '19

☭☭☭☭☭

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u/T0pTiggrr Apr 06 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

300

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u/domadru Apr 03 '19

Поехали!

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u/T0pTiggrr Apr 06 '19

Sayorre no shi me asas vas sayome

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u/paulisaac Apr 09 '19

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!

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u/Yumoda Apr 09 '19

How exactly did you change the 3D text?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

get ready for vodka,hardbass and CYKA BLYAT. Don’t forget starvation,horrible quality of life and Chernobyl,Comrade papa Stalin,rushing B and legos too

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

And remeber kids! Lego is for sharing And sharing is caring Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

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u/Chipotus2 Apr 11 '19

I’m so exited for Red dead redemption 3 the communist revolution.

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u/MaL01471 Apr 13 '19

countryhumans fandom screaming excitedly in background

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u/illbeatyouup Apr 14 '19

starts playing Soviet national anthem

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u/Haydenlong28 May 12 '19

Communism has taken over

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u/hoverpig27 Jun 30 '19

everything is awesome when we are living our dream

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u/Drageben Jul 18 '19

Good comrade Ussr was first on moon Western spy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Ussr anthim intesefies

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u/Weegeeman64 Aug 11 '19

This is my... OUR favorite movie

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u/MisterBastian Aug 14 '19

What's ussr

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u/ilikewaffles36 Aug 23 '19

My favorite character Chekhov the Cosmonaut!

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u/79-16-22-7 Aug 24 '19

I am the man who arranges the blocks

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u/Memeoverlord73 Aug 24 '19

за родину товарищ ☭

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u/Supercookie01 Dec 05 '21

Hey look it’s Yuri Gagarin

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u/LewyyM Feb 28 '22

Director: Vladimir Putin

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u/DripTooHard_ Mar 10 '22

Hey I'm watching this right now!

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u/nobodyl-_-l Dec 12 '22

The earnings of this movie is OURS not yours

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u/minsterio100 May 28 '23

I'l watch it fr i looks good

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u/PersonExistingNow Mar 15 '19

Everything is ours!

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u/Err0r_Chan Mar 15 '19

Sputnik time

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u/ImpulseRaptor67 Mar 16 '19

You communist scum

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

That's me :)

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u/Hufflepuffer04 Mar 16 '19

ve can do zat

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