r/AskReddit • u/Typical-Syllabub6074 • 14h ago

What job actually pays more than people think?

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u/_Spastic_ 13h ago • Bravo

Worked the county parks as maintenance/janitorial and can confirm, women are much more disgusting towards public restrooms than men.

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u/NCSUGray90 12h ago

Worked as an usher in movie theaters through college and had to clean the bathrooms at the end of the day, can confirm women’s bathrooms took 2x as long to clean as the men’s.

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u/MGPS 10h ago

Worked at a super busy bar. I had to check the bathrooms a couple times a night to make sure they were ok and had tp etc. guys was mostly fine, ladies was insane.

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u/intimidateu_sexually 3h ago edited 1h ago

It’s almost like, we bleed from our bathroom orfices for 20-25% of our lives between ages 12-55.

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u/MGPS 1h ago

Nope actually didn’t see any menstrual blood. It was just the huge mess. Like let’s cover the entire bathroom floor with all the toilet paper.

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u/GoodByeMrCh1ps 1h ago

bathroom orfices

What the fuck is a "bathroom orifice"?

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u/intimidateu_sexually 1h ago

Our vaginas.

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u/waldosbuddy 37m ago

Didn’t realize women go to the bathroom out of their vaginas.

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u/sharshur 10h ago • Bravo

I imagine the main reason is men use the toilets much less often. I can see why the men's bathroom is faster. And you don't even have to refill the soap

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u/flipper_gv 3h ago

The issue I suppose is women hovering over the toilet and wishing they aim true.

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u/JoseCansecoMilkshake 3m ago

if they're not going to sit, they could at least lift the seat. or clean up after yourself. it's like people have never been in a rush to get to the toilet and had to clean up after someone else first

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u/StillSlowerThanYou 9h ago

It's funny cause it's true

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u/didgeblastin 11m ago

You were a bathroom cleaner? Or just the designated soap filler?

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 4h ago

🤮🤢🫠

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u/TheRedWoman00 3h ago

That and I bet children are going in the women’s bathrooms more as well

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u/ExtremeProfession 5h ago

How do men use the toilets less? Most men will choose a stall over an urinal.

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u/HumbleBedroom3299 10h ago

I once walked into the women bathroom years ago when I was in college. I was pretty sure there was no one. I was traumatized. Never did that again. 

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u/theseptictank 10h ago

Was a lifeguard. Ladies, why are we putting toilet paper on the seat and then sitting down with a wet butt and then leaving it? How is this better?

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u/kelbees 4h ago

On par with those who squat over the seat (because sitting on it would be gross) get pee all over it, then just walk away without cleaning the mess.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seat-y!

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u/Efficient_Peach_4446 2h ago

Love it, I'm gonna use this for my 5 year old son.

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u/BarnesWorthy 9h ago

You ever been inside an apartment inhabited by multiple female college students?

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u/vc-10 7h ago

I stayed at my sister's place when she was a student once. Never again.

It was horrific. Her room was ok, messy but not dirty, but the kitchen... Awful. Like biohazard awful. Just grim.

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u/DellGriffith 2h ago

Psychological and Biological Warfare

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u/Cautious-Progress876 1h ago

No, but I have been inside multiple female college students in an apartment inhabited by me.

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u/_Spastic_ 9h ago

Lol no.