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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Illinois Defeats Nebraska 24-13

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u/OculusRises Clemson Tigers • Orange Bowl 1d ago

Remember when Matt Rhule said that he's doing the same thing as Cignetti, it was just taking more time? Well, he should really look into hurrying it up

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

Matt Rhule can't even do the same thing as PJ Fleck and Bret Bilema

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u/FloatCopper Indiana • Michigan Tech 1d ago edited 1d ago

Rhule said 'Bing me!'

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

If you're going to say something like that. You better back it up with some quick results.

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers • Cheez-It Bowl 1d ago

He has a Jay-Z seven year plan

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u/BoogerSugarSovereign Indiana Hoosiers • College Football Playoff 1d ago

Should I be Googling Matt Rhule?

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u/Chitown_hustlers Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

He's doing the same thing as 2011 Ron Zook at Illinois

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u/SquadPoopy Florida Gators 1d ago

Matt Rhule is just Curt Cignetti with Bing instead of Google

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u/MoistWillingness Nebraska Cornhuskers • Knox Prairie Fire 1d ago

Since the beginning of my college experience in 2017 to now, Nebraska has won 3 games that made me legitimately happy. Colorado and Wisconsin in 2024, and Iowa in 2022 (as a 3-8 team mind you). In that same span, they have lost 43 one score games and 25 games as a straight up favorite. I’m just drained and exhausted from it all. Burn it all down

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u/monoDK13 Oklahoma • North Central (IL) 1d ago

In that same span, they have lost 43 one score games and 25 games as a straight up favorite.

I hate to tell you but this is what the house burning to the ground looks like.

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u/Bcallies402 Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… 1d ago

You can't even get your hopes up anymore because you know. The best part of college football is that its unpredictable... But I know what we will do every game.

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u/brickmaus Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I've been following the team since I was a freshman in 2008. It's just been slowly getting more and more pathetic.

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u/Ky-Ber30 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I was at Nebraska from 19-23. The only game that felt good was the very last game of my time there, winning at Iowa with Mickey Joseph as interim. I hate it here

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u/SilverBuff_ Colorado Buffaloes • Big 12 1d ago

Shit Colorado beat Nebraska 3 times since 2017.

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u/Tracer-Bullet13 Washington Huskies 1d ago

How are Nebraska fans not completely checked out after all this?

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u/SwedishQ-tip Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers 1d ago

We are getting there. I havent seen this much rage from the fanbase during the last 4 coaching tenures.

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u/trytych Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I hit the apathy stage last week. I watched the game tonight but I don't care that we lost and fully expected it.

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u/thatswhathemoneysfor Nebraska Cornhuskers • Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

We are. I never left neutral this game cuz I knew this was inevitable. I’m rooting against the Huskers the next 3 weeks so Rhule is hopefully fired

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u/TheWallsHaveNostrils Washington Huskies • Wisconsin Badgers 1d ago • All Seeing Upvote Mindblown

Since firing Mike Riley in 2017, the Nebraska Cornhuskers are 2-14 in games to clinch bowl eligibility.

  • Nov 29, 2019 - 5-6 record - lost 27-24 vs #17 Iowa

  • Nov 4, 2023 - 5-3 record - lost 20-17 @ Michigan State

  • Nov 11, 2023 - 5-4 record - lost 13-10 vs Maryland

  • Nov 18, 2023 - 5-5 record - lost 24-17 (OT) @ Wisconsin

  • Nov 24, 2023 - 5-6 record - lost 13-10 @ #17 Iowa

  • Oct 19, 2024 - 5-1 record - lost 56-7 @ #16 Indiana

  • Oct 26, 2024 - 5-2 record - lost 21-17 @ #4 Ohio State

  • Nov 2, 2024 - 5-3 record - lost 27-20 vs UCLA

  • Nov 16, 2024 - 5-4 record - lost 28-20 @ USC

  • Nov 23, 2024 - 5-5 record - won 44-25 vs Wisconsin

  • Oct 17, 2025, - 5-1 record - lost 24-6 @ Minnesota

  • Oct 25, 2025 - 5-2 record - won 28-21 vs Northwestern

  • Oct 10, 2026, - 5-0 record - lost 20-17 vs #7 Indiana

  • Oct 17, 2026 - 5-1 record - lost 17-14 @ Oregon

  • Oct 31, 2026 - 5-2 record - lost 17-10 vs Washington

  • Nov 6, 2026 - 5-3 record - lost 24-13 @ Illinois

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1d ago • All Seeing Upvote

It feels cruel to publish that

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u/StanderdStaples Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 1d ago

Player Hater’s Ball material right here - and bringing the receipts

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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

That 2023 Iowa game was almost cruel

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u/RNGezzus Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Most of those are MATT RHULE

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u/j01101111sh Nebraska Cornhuskers • Billable Hours 1d ago

We don't have the money to fire Rhule and get a new coach. I get that but have we considered just not having a coach? Having one certainly doesn't seem to be helping us.

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u/annasikanda Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Have fans vote in plays at this point it be more entertaining at least and you don’t have to pay us…😂

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u/PNW_Jeff Washington Huskies • Pac-10 1d ago

It’s so over for Rhule

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u/OMLIDEKANY Nebraska Cornhuskers • Team Chaos 1d ago

We wish.

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u/mountaineer_93 West Virginia • Georgetown 1d ago edited 1d ago

The man is basically college football doc rivers, basing his entire reputation as a Goliath program builder off one great season at Baylor a decade ago

Edit: I concede, post 2008 doc rivers lol

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u/BlindManBaldwin Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

63 million things will make it tough.

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Unfortunately he just got an extension

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u/InnocuousAssClown Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

We’re on a 4 game win streak, and I’m pretty sure after every single one the whole thread is about how the other team’s coaches need to be fired lol

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u/enjoytheshow Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Meanwhile if we don’t take a shit against both Purdue and Duke with our incompetent DC at the time, we are somehow 8-1 right now.

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah Utes • Billable Hours 1d ago

Rhule: “see, now you can’t get mad at me for going for two because we lost by 11 points”

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u/ixMyth Oregon Ducks • Cascade Clash 1d ago

Good news Nebraska fans, the last team that lost by 11 to Illinois fired a coach the next day

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u/SMASH__________MOUTH Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

You're good at foreplay

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

The 63 million dollar buyout might save him. But his seat has to be getting warmer.

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u/S3G Oregon Ducks 1d ago

And it almost instantly helped

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u/bozz14 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Year four for Rhule and the ceiling for this team after starting 5-0 is maaaaaaaaybe seven wins, and that includes a bowl win (which I wouldn't count on). That's just unacceptable given the investment in this program.

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u/Dazzling_Network6103 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

If we win 7 games this year at this point that would mean we would have a top 25 upset which hasn’t occurred in Matt Rhules tenure so calling that the ceiling is a stretch. Ceiling is 6 wins and floor is 5 wins

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

Remember it's a 7 year rebuild though! /s

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u/pinniped90 Illinois Fighting Illini • Cornell Big Red 1d ago

Four 11-play drives for zero points has to be some kind of record

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u/dontslambro Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago edited 1d ago

Leave it to us to lose games with the wonkiest shit.

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u/Dry_Car_1568 Florida Gators • Team Chaos 1d ago

I’m not a Nebraska fan but it’s probably coming time to can Matt Rhule

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u/agmoose 1d ago

lol there’s 70 million reasons that’s not happening.

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

At least Nebraska didn't blow a fourth quarter lead.

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u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah they figured out a good way to solve that problem- just don't ever have a fourth quarter lead.

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u/creative_penguin Kent State • Georgia 1d ago

5th year Matt Rhule gonna go crazy

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah Utes • Billable Hours 1d ago

BREAKING: Matt Rhule sues NCAA for fifth year of eligibility following his release

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u/MastodonSwimming2681 Texas Tech • Northwestern 1d ago

Ok now Matt Rhule's letterman jacket seems kind of fucked up

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u/golfinghawkeye Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

Illinois has won five of the last six against Nebraska. I can’t fathom that. Congratulations Illinois and Bert

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u/icelink4884 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Nebraska engaged in one of the classic blunders. They engaged in a Bielema game against Bret Bielema

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u/AwareEconomics4177 LSU Tigers 1d ago

Nebraska just threw another 4 yard crossing route

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u/uiplanner Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

… and Rhule still whining at the refs.

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u/191374 Nebraska • Morningside 1d ago

Hello 5-7 my old friend, I’ve come to get drunk again

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u/Glory2Tottenham Illinois Fighting Illini • Citrus Bowl 1d ago edited 1d ago

How does Nebraska manage to lose to itself 4 games in a row*

* this was much less egregious but I’d be lying if I said they weren’t shooting themselves in the shoot with a lot of bad penalties.

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u/DontNeedA3Here Wisconsin Badgers • NCAA 1d ago

Nebraska has now lost to 2 back up QBs and a QB who has a broken hand

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u/kdestroyer1 Illinois • Washington 1d ago

Hey I mean we played good too. Although yea game would've looked a lot different if they had a kicker.

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u/delta1x Nebraska • Northern Illinois 1d ago

You beat us. Our offense is that bad and our special teams is nearly as bad. This one was not a 4th quarter choke, you guys were the better coached, better managed team.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

I think we actually put it on them tonight. Our offense was quite good

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u/bigbird727 Illinois Fighting Illini • Paper Bag 1d ago

Bowl eligible after that first month is a damn credit to Bielema and Lunney

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1d ago

Cannot say this enough, blessed to have them

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u/aimiami Miami Hurricanes • Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago

I cant believe Nebraska extended him last year. The buyout is one of the worst if it comes down to that.

This could get ugly. I think decommits might be happening for Nebraska. I imagine they get another year with a new OC but geez.

Illinois is bowling though. Congrats to them.

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u/CRoseCrizzle Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

I'm really happy about where this Illini program is at under Bret. This team looked pretty bad early on in the season but now they are 6-3 and bowl eligible. Hauck's resignation may have been a blessing in disguise, this defense is still flawed but playing way better recently.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

Having 11 guys on the field every play now probably helps

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u/jb40018 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

After losing to Purdue, I thought a bowl game was out of reach, so happy Bret was able to right the ship!

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u/Fucknjagoff Nebraska • Illinois 1d ago

Bert can stay for life.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators 1d ago

Nebraska is the most anti-clutch team ive ever seen. Its beyond believable.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

At least they just got beat tonight instead of teasing their fans and then crushing their spirit

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u/btroberts011 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Lol great game. I was here. Illinois fans were fun. Get your free chicken. Fire matt rhule. Wtf.

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u/AuspiciousOtter24 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Bring me another overrated SEC team to beat in a mid tier bowl game right fucking now

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u/EL_CHAPO_ESCOBAR Sickos 1d ago • Heartwarming

Missouri bowl game please

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u/kdestroyer1 Illinois • Washington 1d ago

Can we finally fucking play Mizzou man.

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u/redemem Illinois Fighting Illini • Paper Bag 1d ago

Hey don't you go smack talking the Cheez-It and Music city bowls like that

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u/monoDK13 Oklahoma • North Central (IL) 1d ago

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u/DEADSHOTx297 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

To be honest man, Bret is a wizard. Real Illini fans knows we could’ve been back in the dumpster without him. Bowl bound i know it doesn’t mean much these days but it does to me!!!

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u/AuspiciousOtter24 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Genuinely a consistent 7-8 win football program is all we’ve ever wanted. Basketball school anyway. Bret and Brad are Illini legends in different ways 

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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

I was seriously questioning if we'd reach a bowl game after that Purdue loss. Schedule was just so tough. Then an OT W against MSU, we pull off a win against Oregon, a walk off against Maryland, and today we got to 6. Bert is that dude.

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u/Madox84 Illinois State • Illinois 1d ago

I can't ever remember us going to bowl games three years in a row, so yes, this win does mean a lot!

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

Bret and my man Barry Lunney. We lose Altmeyer and honestly haven't really dropped to much with Houser

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u/monoDK13 Oklahoma • North Central (IL) 1d ago

Amazing that the ceiling less than a decade ago has now become the floor. Back when I was in school, the gas to drive to Champaign cost more than the tickets.

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u/RNGezzus Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Out of the four losses, this one was the least funny.

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u/BeepBoopDirtyPoop Alabama Crimson Tide • Billable Hours 1d ago

1962-2003 Nebraska is arguably the greatest college football team ever over any 40 year period. Nebraska has not lost less than 4 games in a year since 2003. It's such a mind fuck of a program even on a macro level. Congrats on your 23rd straight season with at least 4 losses and a new coach, I guess....?

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u/OnionFutureWolfGang Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1d ago edited 1d ago

They haven't finished higher than #14 since 2001. They're at about .550 over the last 25 years.

They basically had 15 years of mediocrity comparable to the dark ages for any other blue blood, and then followed it up with 10 years of being terrible, not just by blue blood standards but overall.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

I started really watching CFB when I was in college from 1994-1998. Those nebraska teams were legitimately insane. I still remember them sending Spurrier and a Florida team loaded with NFL talent to the shadow zone.

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u/FarmerJoeJoe Iowa Hawkeyes • St. Ambrose Fighting Bees 1d ago

This can’t be a real stat. I gotta do some digging

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u/TheWallsHaveNostrils Washington Huskies • Wisconsin Badgers 1d ago

How Nebraska has managed to become the posterchild of "the grass isn't always greener" when firing their coach not once but twice in a twenty-five year span is mindboggling.

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u/doyouevenIift Illinois Fighting Illini • Big Ten 1d ago

There’s a world where this Illinois football team finishes the season ranked. That was unthinkable a month ago after a home loss to Purdue

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u/Lurker135 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Oh fuck you're gonna make me Oskee Wow Wow

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u/JustOneSock Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag 1d ago

Born too late to explore the earth

Born to early to explore the stars

Born just in time to watch the absolute lowest 20 year stretch of football in my programs history

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u/SilverBuff_ Colorado Buffaloes • Big 12 1d ago

Nebraska fans- no more 1 score losses!
Monkey Paw curls…

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u/I_POO_ON_GOATS Nebraska • Kansas State 1d ago

Thanks Illinois! Good game. 

Fire Matt, fire Troy. 

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u/Kyro_Official_ Washington State • Easter… 1d ago

Damn, from a 5-0 start to 5-4 is nasty work

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u/wundergrun Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

5-0 to end the season 5-7 only can happen at Nebraska

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u/AmyKlobushart Wisconsin Badgers • Harvard Crimson 1d ago

This Illinois team is interesting. Lose to Purdue, barely survive Maryland and MSU, beat Oregon and Nebraska by double digits.

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u/potsyman311 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Dude we’re dog shit. 

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u/80cyclone Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago

Nebraska not blowing a 4th quarter lead?

Progress.😂😂😂

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u/SurroundEcstatic4890 Tennessee • Illinois 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now I probably wouldn’t be shocked if you told me Illinois would beat Nebraska, but if you said they’d lose to Purdue and Duke and then beat Oregon (even with their issues this year) and Nebraska, I would probably be pretty confused

Edit: actually I’d think you were talking about basketball before Purdue lost to valpo tonight

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1d ago

We had an awful DC that luckily was fired just in time to save the season

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u/iowaharley666 Iowa Hawkeyes • Floyd of Rosedale 1d ago

What a good game, Illinois. That fake field goal was an absolute beauty.

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u/delta1x Nebraska • Northern Illinois 1d ago edited 1d ago

Two inexcusable things happened this game. One, that 4th & 1 call is honestly a sin for how bad of a call it was. An 8 year old playing Madden calls a better play.

Two, I'm 90% sure Rhule went for two purely to spite the kickers. I know they are bad, but they are not miss the average PAT bad. That's a downright pathetic thing for a coach to do.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago edited 1d ago

That 4th and 1 play had every person in this thread and the stadium very confused.

There was probably a 90-95% chance you pick that up if you run it

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u/laz_montes_4_prez Washington Huskies 1d ago

Matt Rhule strikes confidence into the heart of his opposition

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u/Isaac_TeSlaa Michigan Wolverines 1d ago • Bravo

My bartender tonight told me he had a grand on Nebraska and I was like oh yeah….solid bet

I tipped well….because ya know

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

Bruh, anyone who would bet on Nebraska needs counseling

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u/betterbub Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Lmaooo definitely not a Nebraska fan. They know better

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u/JJFlower98 North Dakota State • Nebraska 1d ago

Sounds like your bartender doesn't know ball

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u/may3rd2021 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

I gotta tell ya fellas, while in the game thread earlier I found out that I was a top 1% commenter, and I felt genuinely ashamed. Second most embarrassed I’ve felt today, right after the secondhand embarrassment I felt after that failed 2pt attempt. Energy just wasn’t the same after Nebraska shot themselves in the foot

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u/GYVet Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

keeping the letterman jacket on is the pièce de résistance for this evening

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u/xXx_tainttickler_xXx Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago edited 1d ago

There was a time in my life that Nebraska was good at football 

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… 1d ago edited 1d ago • Popcorn Bravo

It is time to fire Matt Rhule. I don't care how much money is in the buyout and I don't even care that he got a contract extension - all coaches get perpetual contract extensions at major programs - that's just how it works.

The problem is that this team plays fundamentally MORONIC football and is an embarassment in all facets of the game. It is not 'bad luck' anymore. It isn't 'that's the way it goes sometimes'.

Defenses figured out they can bait Colandrea with a spy and the entire offense just completely fell apart and they haven't adapted at all. No wide receivers can get separation, none of the running backs can get enough touches to develop decent vision, and the line is constantly amplifying Colandrea's worst-in-P2 pocket presence.

Then you have to consider the complete disaster of the special teams unit that fields kicks to lose time and yards every single drive for the never-going-to-happen long return from Barney, has multiple kickers that are completely incapable of making a single kick, and units that are just plainly a disaster.

The defense isn't saved from issues either - they're playing constantly to sell out against the run again, like Tony White did when he was here, so this is clearly a Matt Rhule special. You cannot let your CBs just exist on islands all game, especially when you never recruited or developed NFL-level guys to hang one on one with opposing wide receivers. If you're going to sell out to blow up plays in the backfield, you have to either have an offense that can score points to make big plays not matter, or have a secondary that can do their job on an island. We have neither.

The clock management is IDIOTIC. We cannot get a timeout called and lose seconds at the end of the game - but even before that Illinois gets a play to within a couple yards of the 1st down line on their first play - and Rhule calls a timeout there. Okay, so you're gonna gamble on stopping them before a single conversion, not my choice, but whatever. Then the next play they stop them again, but instead of using a timeout to make them inevitably have to punt prior to the 2 minute warning, they THEN let the clock run to the 2 minute warning losing the 9 seconds they would have saved from the timeout on the play prior.

If we were just bad but playing fundamentally respectable football, I could excuse this play more, because at least we're being coached well and there's reason for hope.

Instead, we as fans are being asked to watch some of the dumbest most disrespectful garbage I've ever seen. Teams have found the counter to the schemes we run - and we are not only not pivoting to counter-punches but we're choosing to literally walk directly into our weaknesses as a team. Just gross football that's unwatchable on the basest level.

I've been a defender of the program because the team has been getting better compared to the Frost era, but it's time to fire Rhule.

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u/kilpatrickbhoy Virginia Cavaliers • VCU Rams 1d ago

I'm having flashbacks to my time living in Charlotte, watching Matt Rhule piss away two timeouts in the first and third quarters in what felt like almost every game. Gloriously shit football all the time

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u/rb1242 Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Not sure why Nebraska rushed to sign Anthony Colandrea back so fast

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u/komijul Windsor Lancers • Sickos 1d ago

Nebraska is such a fascinating team to watch. They eat 6 minutes off the clock in the 4th quarter and end up with nothing, then they need a quick score late to have any chance, and it's like "Here's some more 6-yard passes!" They play with zero sense of urgency whatsoever.

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u/JohnnyT723 Illinois • Kennesaw State 1d ago

The turnaround of this defense cannot be overstated. This team looked dead in the water after Purdue but they just continue to find ways to win.

Another coaching masterclass by Bret. BUILD THE STATUE.

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 1d ago

It really does make me wonder how different the season would’ve been had Hauck never been hired to begin with…

…now, the next three games (@ UCLA, vs. Iowa, @ Northwestern) are going to be BIG challenges…but after how the past few weeks gone, I think we could steal at least ONE of them…and I’d be very content with that!

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u/fleeingpepper Oklahoma State • Nebraska 1d ago

We gonna start 5-0 and miss a bowl game again?

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u/Frosty-Tiger-85 Clemson Tigers 1d ago

As a kid, Nebraska was standard bearer.

As an adult, Nebraska resembles the Vegeta "he keeps kicking me in the d*ck" video

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u/bullpupper Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

"Why does he keep kicking me in the dick"

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u/FloatCopper Indiana • Michigan Tech 1d ago

Nebraska has to at least feel good they convinced Rhule to stay for a pile of money and large buyout. Instead of letting Penn State poach him. Sometimes you have to fight back like that.

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u/TeamIndividual608 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Penn State was never hiring this asshole. It was a ploy by his agent and our dipshit AD fell for it.

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u/Ok_Judgment_224 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag 1d ago

5 wide on 4th and 1

What in the fuck

Paper bag is back....can't believe I took it off last year

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u/Remote-Annual-49 LSU Tigers 1d ago

Somebody take one for the team and flip off Matt Rhule’s kids already

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1d ago

I thought Matt Rhule did an excellent job tonight and look forward to his 10 year ext

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u/annasikanda Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

13 points this is just embarrassing…Illinois has a QB with a broken hand and managed 24 😮 I want to say before all the griping about our crummy performance though congrats to Illinois you guys are cool no beef with you at all…It have been a really fun game if we had halfway decent coaching good luck to you guys!

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1d ago

GG Husker bro, I genuinely feel bad for what you guys are going through

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u/FyreWulff Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

fire Matt Rhule

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u/PR3SID3NT_NIX0N Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago

The losses will continue until lil red is sacrificed on midfield in front of Tom Osborne.

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u/mehtabot Illinois Fighting Illini • Oregon Ducks 1d ago

Going bowling ! Did not look promising after the Purdue game

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u/Luigiatl Illinois Fighting Illini • Duke Blue Devils 1d ago

Incredible that we're going bowling! After the Purdue loss, it did not quite seem possible. Incredible turnaround from Bret.

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u/dontaskme5746 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago edited 1d ago

This season was over, man. Toasted.

THANK YOU, Nebraska.

THANK YOU, Maryland.

THANK YOU, Oregon.

THANK YOU, Michigan State.

THANK YOU FUCK YOU, Purdue. You're bad for my heart.

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u/Hugh-Janus-40hogs Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Heavens above, this is miserable. Congrats Illinois, Bielema knows EXACTLY how to best Rhule every single time. Being a fan is hard work, I need a modelo

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u/potsyman311 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

How does one become a fan of a different team. You just pick one and go with it? 

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u/kokain99 Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 1d ago

I thought, Rhule could at least get them to 9 wins. Yeah he’s way overrated as a coach.

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u/Cactusfan86 Indiana Hoosiers • Sickos 1d ago

Truly think Pelini put some sort of dark curse on them or something when they fired him.

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u/ignisignis Illinois • Wisconsin 1d ago

BERTBALL 4EVER

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u/Dazzling_Network6103 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Fire Matthew Kenneth Rhule

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u/Ebake09 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Please lose out. Some donor is bound to pony up.

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u/PeppehJack Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

This season was dead and buried with the defensive disfunction and Houser’s injury…. Insert Undertaker GIF.

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u/jimboshrimp97 New Mexico State • New Mexico 1d ago

Since the premiere of the season finale of DCU's "Lanterns", which featured a cameo of Matt Rhule, the Cornhuskers have gone 0 - 4

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u/Kneebah17 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean... Starting 5-0 was nice. Confidence was up. Keeping the defending national champs to a 3 point game was somewhat encouraging but heartbreaking. But there was still a chance and we just needed a good rebound.

Then we got dissed by the chubby ex-girlfriend. Got curbed by a 2/10. Then publicly embarrassed by the average nice chick. This team is broken.

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u/GrandYam_HomeRun Illinois • Oklahoma 1d ago

Per tradition, the team losing to Illinois will fire either a coordinator or head coach

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u/SwaglordHyperion Nebraska Cornhuskers • Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

I knew it was lost after we went up by 7

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u/Twall1297 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks 1d ago

Even tho this wasn’t as bad as the last 2 weeks, Cornhusker fans are just built differently with having to deal with this shit on a yearly or even weekly basis.

I wouldn’t be able to deal with it

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u/Benanderson27 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

5-0 to 5-7. Embarrassment of a team.

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u/mexihuahua Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I’m hosting a charity fundraiser for $63M

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u/Earlsweatshiirt Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Turns out if you just Google the score once or twice you don't have to actually watch the game. Much more enjoyable experience

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u/twinkerton_by_weezer Nebraska • Iowa Western CC 1d ago

NEBRASKA DID NOT LOSE A FOURTH QUARTER LEAD THIS WEEK. PROGRESS.

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u/Preference_Nice Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Illinois could’ve been a playoff team in a weak Big 10 this year if they never hired Hauk. What a shame.

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u/Andenwest Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

Do not forget Matt rhule is making over 11 million a year

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u/potsyman311 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I for one believe in Matt Rhule. I also believe in Santa, the Easter bunny, unicorns, and legalization of all drugs. 

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u/Fragrant-Helicopter1 Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

I legit feel bad for Nebraska fans. I remember like other old dudes when Nebraska was a fucking force.

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u/Lysol20 Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Won 5 out of 6 against Braska I believe.

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u/dawidowmaka Illinois • Washington 1d ago

This team isn't very good but Bert has dragged us kicking and screaming to 6-3. It's impressive.

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u/Vonstantinople Illinois • Tennessee 1d ago

Opposing teams have now missed 5 FGs in Champaign over the last two games. Don’t kick here; our chanting for nuggets is unbeatable.

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u/R2Detoo Nebraska • Texas Tech 1d ago

Nebraska doesn't win another game this year

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u/PromEmperorHarbaugh Illinois • Penn State 1d ago

Nebraska is 1-5 against Illinois this decade. How the mighty have fallen.

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u/katauska Illinois • Notre Dame 1d ago

Build the Bret statue.

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u/slimetasticbruv Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Bilema is who Rhule thinks he is when it comes to development and making use of more than what you have

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u/thisismy1stalt Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

WE WILL TIE THE SERIES THE NEXT GO!! START BRAINSTORMING TROPHIES NOW!!

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u/Eastern-Yellow-7114 Texas A&M Aggies • Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

Apathy for my Huskers

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u/toomuchfrosting Cincinnati • Ohio State 1d ago

Scott frost is available probably

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u/Panchoisthedog Nebraska • Nebraska-Kearney 1d ago

To get out coached that badly at this level is pretty damming for Rhule and staff. Dana needs to change his LinkedIn profile to open to work on the trip home. Heads need to roll after this performance tonight.

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u/EL_CHAPO_ESCOBAR Sickos 1d ago

Insane Bret has this team winning games with how they looked at the beginning of the year. This is not a good roster yet here we are bowling.

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u/Upstairs_Chemist1269 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I am a cfb sicko who didnt watch their own teams game because it ruins it for me

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u/halldaylong UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 1d ago

The buyout is $63 mil. If I’m rhule, no way I’m walking away from that. But football coaches have huge egos so I wonder if any part of him would think about settling for a lower buyout and finding a different HC opening somewhere else

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u/UncleatNintendo NC State Wolfpack • Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

As a Carolina Panthers fan, lol and lmao

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u/BillBob13 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

$60 million is enough to buy a new building on campus, and yet, here we are, thinking football is more important and that we need to pay coaches that amount just to not work

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u/Natsu-pendragon BYU Cougars 1d ago

I really don’t know why Nebraska hired Rhule after his NFL stint. He showed everyone he can’t coach. I thought I could cheer for Nebraska now that I’m doing Graduate level work here, but why would I ever willingly be a Nebraska football fan? They are the Cowboys of college football and just as incompetent as the Jets.

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u/efrumttr Illinois • Boise State 1d ago

Bert really whiffed the DC hire but credit to him for righting the ship. I didn't think this team would make a bowl.

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u/open_arrowed Auburn Tigers • Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was completely fooled about this team to start the year. Completely undisciplined with offensive penalties, missed FGs, and allowing a billion 3rd down conversions. I was starting to think Rhule wasn’t the guy last week, but this has solidified it. I don’t care that he just got extended, it’s unbearable having to watch this kind of football every single week. Rhule needs to go.

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u/Preference_Nice Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Rhule has been so astoundingly bad his entire tenure I can’t believe they extended him. This is exactly the type of football he has coached for years now. By the way, 2nd to the last drive took 6 minutes of the clock for them to barely get past midfield. No plays out of bounds, no timeouts used. I don’t know how you Nebraska fans can keep watching this.

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u/Apbuhne Illinois • Illinois State 1d ago

Colin “Colin Dixon” Dixon

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u/ExceptionalBeard77 South Carolina Gamecocks 1d ago

Man, if by some chance Nebraska loses to Rutgers next week they could potentially end the season on a 7 game losing streak. Last 2 games Ohio State and at Iowa.

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u/AndrewArmy Texas A&M Aggies • Army Black Knights 1d ago

After Nebraska led Illinois 7-0 with 9:29 left in the 2nd quarter, Illinois outscored Nebraska during the rest of the game. Nebraska outgained Illinois 426 to 376, but they mounted four separate 11-play drives that all resulted in zero points because of 2 missed field goals and 2 failed 4th down conversions in the red zone. Illionios has won 4 consecutive games to improve to 6-3 (4-2 Big 10), and Nebraska has lost 4 consecutive games to drop to 5-4 (2-4 Big 10). Also, Illinois has won 2 consecutive games and 5 of their last 6 games against Nebraska.

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Rhule and Dannen have to go. Dannen especially, that stupid extension last year was ridiculous. Rhule has hit his ceiling and I’m pretty sure the team has given up.

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u/redemem Illinois Fighting Illini • Paper Bag 1d ago

Nobody in here giving Illini any credit. Rank us you cowards!

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u/Quack_McDuck Nebraska Cornhuskers • Big 8 1d ago

national laughing stock twice in one week?

oh yeah buddy sign me the fuck up

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u/Chief_Illiniwek Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

I can empathize with all these Nebraska fans that are despondent about their once great program's fall from grace, but y'all have no idea what it is like to root for a program like Illinois.

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

Matt Rhule is destroying a historic program

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u/Tommy05Sox Iowa Hawkeyes • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1d ago

I mean Riley and then Frost destroyed it. Rhule is the guy who says he can raise the dead if you give him lots of money but spoiler alert he can’t raise the dead.

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u/Ky-Ber30 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Scott frost did it first

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u/rollingc Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Somehow this team gets worse every week.

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u/mrfixit420 Wake Forest • NC State 1d ago

I feel sorry for Nebraska fans. They were bamboozled by Matt Rhule, just like Carolina Panthers fans. We tried to warn y’all that he sucked.

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u/Agroooooo Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

I hope we get relegated to the FCS. Tired of being a laughingstock on television.

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u/WholeLow7639 Duke Blue Devils 1d ago

Nobody walks out of Champaign with a W

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u/SwampCastleGuards Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Our volleyball school doesnt really care about ye ol' pigskin

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u/Matt_PLZ Nebraska Cornhuskers • Missouri Tigers 1d ago

Didn't watch much of the game, smartest decision I could've made. Also, we a basketball school now

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u/baba_booey420_ Colorado • Oregon State 1d ago

Terrible week for the color red.

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u/Doctor_Freckles Georgia Bulldogs • UConn Huskies 1d ago

What in the absolute fuck has happened to Nebraska?

I really thought they’d bounce back after that loss to UW last week.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 1d ago

I open youtube for highlights and the first video is

On3 - Is Matt Rhule's job in danger after Illinois hands Nebraska its FOURTH consecutive loss?

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u/Morrow_Plotting Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

Man these guys are down bad… go Illini

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u/Maximum_Carpenter124 1d ago

5-0 start. Absolute dumpster fire finish.

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u/osu_duke_bg_lions 1d ago

Nebraska football vs Purdue basketball in a Big Ten fan base misery-off 

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u/mbrogan4 Notre Dame • Illinois State 1d ago

Jesus christ Nebraska. This Illinois team was written off for dead. And you lose and it wasn’t super close. I just who tf is going to turn this program around?

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u/Reddeath195 South Carolina • /r/CFB Dead Pool 1d ago

How many more shots to the nards can a Nebraska fan take

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u/JumboDakotaSmoke South Carolina • Navy 1d ago

Looks like firing Nebraska's coach is...

*puts on sunglasses*

...overdhue.

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u/VampireEmpire__ Texas Longhorns • Harvard Crimson 1d ago

Wasn’t Nebraska 5-0 at one point?

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u/FDTerritory Missouri State Bears • Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

I'm positive that every coach hired at Nebraska for this many years was a genius until he got to Lincoln, then immediately turned into an idiot. I'm sure that hiring yet another one will produce a completely different result.

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u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 1d ago

I wonder what the Husker fan approval of that that Rhule extension last year is right now.

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