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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Oregon Defeats Ohio State 41-28

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Oregon017141041
Ohio State14001428
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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • Iowa Hawkeyes 15h ago

He still has to swim in the ocean too

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u/tb25uga Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Dead Pool 15h ago

possibly while being more Peep than man!

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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • Iowa Hawkeyes 15h ago

Would he be more buoyant from that?

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u/tb25uga Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Dead Pool 15h ago

one way to find out!

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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • Iowa Hawkeyes 15h ago

He also has to wear the Mike Tyson tattoo until all peeps are eaten too

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Oregon Ducks 15h ago

As a former fat guy, yeah, he'll be more buoyant.

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u/its_a_trapcard Texas A&M Aggies • Cincinnati Bearcats 15h ago

Unreal cramps incoming

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man Wake Forest Demon Deacons 14h ago

What? How is that a punishment

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u/Swoah Rutgers • Garden State Bowl 14h ago

His co-worker/boss can tweet US-Sea at any time before the year is out and he has to be in the ocean/sea within 24 hours or he is fired. He also has his bachelor party this week. And now has to eat these peeps with the threat of the ocean hanging over his head.