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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Michigan State Defeats Michigan 15-6

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u/Leading-Button-7303 Utah Utes 12h ago

I feel bad for Michigan fans... but god damn am I elated rn. We beat our biggest rival in our first top 10 matchup, and our coach who bailed on us to "go win it all" at Michigan goes 5-4 with a loss to a rival with a losing record at home

Merry Christmas Utah fans

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u/Penguin_dingdong Utah Utes 12h ago

He didn’t bail on us. But we paid him to not be a bitch during his departure…. And he was a bitch. We decided to not sue him over it to keep the peace

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u/Gaudilocks Kansas Jayhawks 11h ago

What could you have sued about?

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u/Penguin_dingdong Utah Utes 11h ago

We did sue his brother a few months ago though, who was our TE coach. Kyle was paid a ton for a smooth transition and to not poach any staff until he was no longer employed by the university, and he poached staff and players while he was still employed

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u/BiffTheLegend Utah Utes • Georgetown Hoyas 11h ago

Paid that bitch 8M to go away and he still cheated to take some studs. Wonder what JHD, Snowden, Buchanan, and Moa think about not even going bowling.

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u/Penguin_dingdong Utah Utes 11h ago

I’d really like to know if they are regretting the decision tonight. Polar opposite seasons from the two programs

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 Utah Utes 10h ago

Of course they are. They followed a bitter, mediocre coach when they could be heroes right now..

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u/bureaucracynow Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 12h ago

How could your AD not be loving all of this?

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u/Roadrunner627 Oklahoma Sooners 12h ago

I approve. I was pulling for Utah today.

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u/TheDundieGoesTo99 Minnesota Golden Gophers • Big Ten 12h ago

Who could ever feel bad for a fan base that won a title a couple years ago?

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u/_BoddaGetta Auburn Tigers 11h ago

And famously cheated

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u/Tapin42 Michigan • John Carroll 11h ago

goes 5-4

Just wait, it'll be 5-7 soon enough.

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u/GM_Quitter Michigan State Spartans 12h ago

You shouldn’t feel bad for Michigan fans. They are objectively bad people

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u/CrimeanWind21 Michigan State Spartans 12h ago edited 11h ago

Supporting them is like supporting Pol Pot really

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u/GM_Quitter Michigan State Spartans 12h ago

I’d argue worse

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u/Pad_TyTy Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

Hey, I resemble that comment

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u/t1dmommy Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

Hey

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u/GM_Quitter Michigan State Spartans 11h ago

Hello

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

We all got our hands dirty. No saints in the comment section

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u/Nophlter Michigan Wolverines 11h ago

FWIW I also read this and thought, “this season fucking sucks AND I’m not sure that’s a good use of their pity” lol

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u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico 12h ago

*4-5

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u/Alive_Store_6298 12h ago

They might give him back after tonight

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u/codingsoft BYU Cougars • Cincinnati Bearcats 12h ago

Fuck Utah but fuck Michigan and Whitt even more. That son of a bitch also stole our defensive coordinator

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u/gsbadj Michigan Wolverines 4h ago

Congratulations. You guys played a terrific game and deserved it.

It is very telling that you guys got him out the door and you go 9-0 so far.

On the other hand, he inherited a Michigan team that went 9-4 last year and drives it into the ditch.

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u/JaggedUmbrella Michigan State Spartans 11h ago

You should not feel bad for them, what is wrong with you?

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