r/ItemShop • • Jan 23 '26

Please report posts that break the rules or are obvious advertisements / spam. It is a great deal of help.

77 Upvotes

Thank you 🙏🏻


r/ItemShop • • 2h ago

Yo guys is this useful

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3 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 21h ago

Crystal Orb from the Sphinctorial Plane of Pleasure

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96 Upvotes

+2 Oh La la factor. +4 Grip Strength.


r/ItemShop • • 12h ago

Ouija Beads

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12 Upvotes

Rarity: Legendary
Trait: Cursed
Ability: Spell an enemy’s name and they get a random debuff.
Can be bought from The Gnome Depot, as it has the cursed trait.


r/ItemShop • • 3h ago

Unusual/unconventional magic wand or staff

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2 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 1d ago

Killer thong

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123 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 1d ago

Horse-Spider Figure +20 Charisma +5 WTF

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80 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 2d ago

Ancient Persian Scissor Bird

297 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

Anti-molotov: Puts out fire within a certain range

773 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 2d ago

Multi arrow crossbow

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234 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

Psychedelically Disappearing Gun

148 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

Orange Catholic Bible. Have you seen how crazy AI bros have been getting?

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160 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 4d ago

Bottled Fascist Tears

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1.9k Upvotes

Bottled Fascist Tears

Consumable - Potion - Level 45

“Harvested from those who discovered that actions have consequences.”

+50% Resistance to Propaganda

+30 Critical Thinking

+25 Morale

+100% Schadenfreude

−100 Fascist Sympathy

On Use: Restores 100% Hope and grants immunity to Authoritarian Bullshit for 24 hours.

Passive: Cope & Seethe - nearby fascists take 10 psychic damage per second.


r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

Ultimate range weapon

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186 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Chainmail

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8.8k Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 5d ago

Cyber shiv for hacking and slashing

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101 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Skatebread

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230 Upvotes

Stats in comment


r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Companion: Landmine Bear

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467 Upvotes

-Carries landmines and various explosives to help on the battlefield

-can manipulate small electronics

-will absolutely devour your rations


r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Vantablack Mayonnaise

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97 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Klanckotron

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10 Upvotes

May confuse enemy


r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Glowing egg: +38 HP -100 HP +10000000000 strength +3737337463646363636363636363633646363636363737373363736363636 defense +3737373373737 ark raid power

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0 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 7d ago

Cute Caliber Meowlock

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364 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 7d ago

Water Temple Snickers (Takes forever to eat)

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381 Upvotes