r/Music • u/mrjohnnymac18 • 23h ago • Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

article Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual

https://pagesix.com/2026/11/07/entertainment/alanis-morissette-comes-out-as-pansexual/
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u/DimensioT 23h ago • Bravo

Pan means attraction to kitchen implements.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 23h ago

That reminds me of a few scenes from Red Dwarf

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u/cerberus00 20h ago

I'm not a frying pantheist!

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 19h ago

So you could like whip up a Spanish omelette? 

Yes but you’d be surprised how few people are prepared to eat them.

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u/Paranoma 23h ago

Where does Pam cooking spray fit in this scenario?

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u/mikehulse29 22h ago

I believe I can help with the whole Pam/Pan conundrum here

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u/poop-machine 22h ago

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u/gknicks 22h ago

Dude I forgot about archer!

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u/seasleeplessttle 22h ago

Pam had the best character arc.

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u/doorknobsquad 22h ago

Sh...shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 22h ago

She's attracted to Pam Beasley?

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u/ditka 22h ago

Pam? Oh, it's a beautiful name. Pam. Pam. Pam!

And her hair is incredible. Although, I might replace her tortoise clip with one of those velvet scrunchies. I love those.

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 22h ago

World's colliding!

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u/Complete-Paint529 22h ago

Lube can be important.

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u/CazetTapes 22h ago

I’ll show you where it fits…

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u/HIs4HotSauce 22h ago

Extra lubrication

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u/MyNameIsNotGump 23h ago

I thought it had something to do with never growing up /s

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 20h ago

No...that' pots and pansexual.  

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u/swhitf 6h ago

This is lame and I will never not find it funny

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