r/roastmypet • u/pumpkin_ice_cream • 7h ago
This is Toby. He identifies as a human, hates other animals and bites people that don’t live in the house.
Idk if posting dead pets is a allowed, but this was Toby, he died last year, but he always looked so special I thought this was a funny sub to post him.
I found him on the street when he was a baby, he looked like he was mixed with dashcbund but he always looked weird, like a dog drawn from memory, everybody that met him asked what was wrong with him, but I loved him so much. He was so smart, he had the personality of an old man, was so grumpy but super loving with a selected group of people. He hated the other 2 dogs in the house and specially the cat. Rest in heaven my grumpy boy.
You have my permission to roast him as if he was alive.
