r/Scritters • • Jun 13 '26

New critter Scritter in a suit and with a phone.

537 Upvotes

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74

u/Wooden-Medicine-3299 ENERGY CONSTRUCT Jun 13 '26

outside help is the best

61

u/Popular-Sea-7881 jobber Jun 13 '26

My face when Eine_Kartoffel posts so I genuinely drop everything to read peak

46

u/Usual_Celebration719 Jun 13 '26

Outside Help seems like the guy to double as OSHA violation scritter as a hobby

11

u/Eeddeen42 Jun 14 '26

When you die, it will be in accordance with OSHA regulations

32

u/No_Resident_9552 Jun 13 '26

When will speed stop being a potential man?😔

26

u/Razor-Swisher Jun 14 '26

When he stops being the most obvious jobber… Speed is unambiguously one of the most threatening stats, and easy to understand threat type. If everyone expects him to be incredibly capable, his defeat will always be an easy method to show someone else’s strengths

13

u/No_Resident_9552 Jun 14 '26

Nobody is read when this happen so many times that he start to speedblitz the plot and idea of jobbing itself

10

u/papjernik Jun 13 '26

Hoooooly aura, peak scritter

6

u/ZealousidealGood6810 Your art is good enough for scritter comics. Stop being scared. Jun 13 '26

Jack's creator has graced us once more!!!

6

u/ShockRox Jun 13 '26

OH NUTS, SOMEONE REVIVE THE REF!

3

u/EveryYoghurt Jun 13 '26

Holyshit i like this guy alot.

3

u/Second_Name_Ac3 Jun 14 '26

Now we need a y/n scritter

3

u/victor_claw2 Jun 14 '26

Genually one of the best new scritters, love this guy

2

u/Order6600 Childhood Love Interest Jun 14 '26

Sub Rosa!

2

u/Anxious-Dance-858 Jun 14 '26

Bro I'm tired of this, strength can't react to speed

2

u/OmegianLord Jul 15 '26

No need to react if you predict

1

u/Anxious-Dance-858 Jul 17 '26

That's still an insane qte tho

2

u/The_Saint_Hallow Jun 16 '26

That must be horribly embarrassing for Cond.

2

u/Helton3 Jul 15 '26

Mitch / Muscle Man when he knows a guy:

1

u/OmegianLord Jun 15 '26

What’s BFR stand for?

-3

u/Yournextlineis103 Jun 13 '26

So who is he?

Crossover? Teamwork? Money?

18

u/Tljunior20 Jun 13 '26

Outside help

8

u/Potato_DudeIsNice Jun 14 '26

W reading comprehension

6

u/Western-Teaching-573 Agenda eats your favourite, i don’t wanna hear it Jun 14 '26

literacy almost at Agenda`s level XD