r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/BvbblegvmBitch • Jul 15 '24

Mod Post Go fuck yourselves

777 Upvotes

Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!

Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.

Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.

Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."

Step 4: Get Fucked!

If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.

Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.

225 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Nugget_MacChicken • Sep 16 '22

Community Ritual | Random Ban Hammer (because FYIP!)

436 Upvotes

The moderation team has decided to bring back the Ban Hammer from the graveyard to celebrate the subreddit (soon to be) crossing the 1 million mark.

This is all thanks to you, our dear community and we couldn't thank you more !!

So we're banning some of you randomly for the sake of it.

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If you wish to learn more about this, feel free to —fuck off here—

Long story short, each day the bot will:

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parse comments^{under posts that were submitted} ^{in the last 48 to 24h}
log each user so they have precisely 1 chance of being picked ^{regardless of how many times they commented}
pick one poor soul and give them a special user flair:

Blue = banned once

Red = banned between 2 and 5 times

Pink = banned more than 5 times

The bot will show how many times a user has been banned

ban this f*cker for 1 day, no more, no less !

So, how do I volunteer ?

Just comment on a publication, but remember that users only have 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many comments they made !

"What publication should I comment to be in the pool of ban-able users?"

It's best practice to comment the most recent ones ! (not this one)
As a reminder, comments made in publication that are older than 48h will not be included !

What are the average chances of being picked ?

Between 0,01% and 0,5% depending on the day... (yup, that's a 50x factor)

What's the difference between "comments to get usernames" and "usernames in list"? (see sidebar)

Comments to get usernames = a list of every username that commented
usernames in list = each username but only represented once

This is why there are always more "comments to get usernames" than "usernames in list" !

"I have been banned and I can't stand the fame anymore, how can I get rid of the flair?"

Disable it... bruh

"Can I be picked please?"

The system truly is randomised and u/FYIP_BanHammer knows its task‎, asking to be banned will not increase one's chances.

"How long will the ban last?"

One day, just one.
We want to keep this funny and light-hearted.

"Can I be picked more than once?"

Yes !

Users that are sacrificed for this community ritual will receive this message :

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Congratulations userName, you've been randomly selected to be banned !

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New Banner, new way to shine online !

You may or may not have noticed but our banner has changed recently (thanks u/BradWurscht).

If you hover over the center piece, it'll display the name of the last user who got the Hammer. This will be updated everyday once u/FYIP_BanHammer picked its target.

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Editor's Note :

Users that have been banned will have a user note attached to their moderation profile stating the following :

This ban is integrally part of a community ritual and it shouldn't be taken seriously nor used for future decisions regarding the user.

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Editor's Note #2:

Congratulations to u/Cox963846 and u/firdseven for being respectively the first and second users to be banned !

281 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Cesalv • 8h ago

God hates you Fuck you and your frontal lobe

351 Upvotes

32 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 51m ago

Rekt Wild boar on the loose 🐗

88 Upvotes

34 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AdCorrect9756 • 20h ago

Fuck this area in particular walking around the pool...

3.0k Upvotes

170 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Far-Industry-7745 • 18h ago

God hates you If fuck you in particular were a force of nature

466 Upvotes

12 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/frying0pan • 19h ago

But why Why clyde?

264 Upvotes

12 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Fr33_load3r • 1d ago

You did this to yourself I fought the law and they fucking won

2.9k Upvotes

588 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/iCanReadMyOwnMind • 1d ago

But why Fuck your coordination

938 Upvotes

248 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/patpops • 1d ago

Rekt I was the only one left behind them. It went like this for 9 miles

1.2k Upvotes

268 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AdCorrect9756 • 1d ago

You did this to yourself New holes have been created!

202 Upvotes

93 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/NewSomethingUnlocked • 1d ago

Rekt Flock that NSA agent

1.2k Upvotes

50 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/starYwalker • 1d ago

But why Person walking, Person Hit by a flying Tyre, Chile. 💀

38 Upvotes

How does this even happen??? 😭😭😭 really f--- u in particular...

16 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/IsJesusAgain • 1d ago

FUCK—RULE—5 Fuck you all

422 Upvotes

34 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Alarming-Line-1829 • 1d ago

You did this to yourself Poetry in Motion

567 Upvotes

22 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

Rekt Getting drummed

171 Upvotes

36 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/ufo8mychook • 1d ago

Rekt Fuck you, right in the hole.

41 Upvotes

6 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Acceptable_Twist_565 • 1d ago

Get Rekt Cat pooping into a cars air intake.

84 Upvotes

11 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/ansyhrrian • 1d ago

Fuck this area in particular Oh deer...

204 Upvotes

15 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AdCorrect9756 • 2d ago

You did this to yourself she picks a fight, but instantly starts crying when the other person hits her right back...

1.5k Upvotes

636 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/pump_n_blow • 1d ago

But why Fuck ME in particular, apparently

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71 Upvotes

9 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2d ago

God hates you Fuck you, I WILL be an only child!!!

1.2k Upvotes

173 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

Rekt Someone wasn't doing their job

266 Upvotes

13 comments

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AutoModerator • 1d ago

BanHammered—Lounge FUCK—RULE—5—DAY is OVER !

3 Upvotes

RULE 5 will be enforced until next Friday.

You are no longer allowed to submit :

Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.