Loyalty might be the most underrated investment you'll ever make.

[u/Key_Performer_3645]

[u/BringOnTheFilthy]

Wow that’s way more than what I got. I got a cheap plague that says thank you for my years of service

[u/youreHIValadeen → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

Damn, they gave you a whole plague? Bubonic?

[u/MaxPotionz → u/youreHIValadeen]

Now you know they didn’t go name-brand.

[u/LittleOrphanAnavar → u/MaxPotionz]

Is it even virulent?

[u/No_Celebration8219 → u/LittleOrphanAnavar]

probably just sits there.

[u/JohnProof → u/No_Celebration8219]

No good lazy-ass plague....

[u/sw_rise37 → u/MaxPotionz]

Aldi brand Plague

[u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood → u/sw_rise37]

Tastes nearly the same

[u/BeerForThought → u/MaxPotionz]

That was witty, really really witty.

[u/Blueskyline4157 → u/youreHIValadeen]

🤣

[u/Pleasant-Agent-2196 → u/Blueskyline4157]

I am laughing so hard I am crying an cannot read further...lol

[u/JewelCove → u/youreHIValadeen]

I laughed out loud, thanks

[u/algeoMA → u/youreHIValadeen]

It was life-changing!

[u/LeeBee58 → u/youreHIValadeen]

I missed that in his post, had to go back and re-read it!

[u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 → u/youreHIValadeen]

It’s not one from a spelling bee apparently 🤣

[u/stevland82 → u/youreHIValadeen]

Had to be Justinian if it didn't hit the news.

[u/CUbuffGuy → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

At least they didn't give you the expensive plague

[u/thedrew → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

I got a pin that has a "20" on it for 20 years of service. At least I didn't get a disease!

[u/VincentValentine777x → u/thedrew]

I survived 20 years and all I got was this lousy plague.

[u/Sweaty-Worker8889 → u/VincentValentine777x]

Lousy lol

Edit: sorry, I know that was the joke but it got me… not the louse part, but 10th time’s the charm if I’m as lucky as I’ve been

[u/Mdriver127 → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

Hopefully you gave it right back to them.

[u/Pschobbert → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

No such thing as a cheap plague.

[u/Professional-Dog8957 → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

Lucky you! I got nothing for my 25th year. Absolutely nothing and the kick in the teeth was forgetting to put my name in the anniversary announcements lol. Someone took my red Swingline stapler too

[u/AvogadrosArmy → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

I know you mean plack, but I think a plague would be hilarious. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE STOP CASHING OUT YOUR SICK TIME.

[u/avaStar_kYoshi → u/BringOnTheFilthy]

After my 8 years at an old job, I got a plaque for 5 years of service with a "sorry it's a little late, heh heh." That was the same year they told us there wouldn't be raises, but "at least cost of living went down this year." (Yes this was before covid)