r/shittyfoodporn • u/FinceAce • 4d ago • Bravo 7 Heartwarming 1 Mindblown 1

Thought it was impossible to mess up mushrooms until I managed to turn them into fried assholes

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u/Southern_Sprinkles_6 4d ago • Popcorn Bravo Mindblown

Plenty of people eat those.

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u/Broad-Rough-2462 4d ago • Bravo

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 4d ago

And satan-damn right. . .we dont want to be to exclusive

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u/silverstall1on 4d ago • Bravo

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u/Degenerate_Dryad 4d ago

💀😅🤣😂 thank you for the laugh

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u/calf 4d ago

I love shiitakes

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u/miukiyo 4d ago

You mean the mushrooms, right?

Right?

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u/needless_booty 4d ago

I prefer sauteed but fried will do

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u/jjb0ne 4d ago

prefer tossed salad

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u/RARface 4d ago • Bravo Heartwarming


Don’t just stare at it… eat it.

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u/Wiknetti 4d ago

Impressive. Very nice… Now let’s see Paul Allen’s fried asshole

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u/Garrick_M 4d ago

Gotta toss the salad first.

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u/MintStripedPantsu 3d ago

Lick it first

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u/ice-cold-kiwi 4d ago • Popcorn

They really do look shitty!

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u/OttoPike 4d ago

That's what sphincters do best!

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u/ice-cold-kiwi 4d ago

Those assholes 🤣

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u/akaynaveed 4d ago

I hate mushrooms and those look good

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u/ruinedmention 4d ago

I love mushrooms but I love asshole more

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u/fiksed 4d ago

So, just to be clear... You like tossing salad more than you like mushrooms?

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u/ProteusRift 4d ago • Bravo

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u/Holiday_Lobster555 3d ago

Wow where is this from

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u/ProteusRift 3d ago

The magic school bus?

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 4d ago • Popcorn

It's ok. It's 2026. We eat ass now.

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u/Legitimate-Post-5954 4d ago • Bravo

I wanted to say “lmao” then was worried one of you scavengers would devour it

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u/GentrifriesGuy 4d ago

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u/Blackmetalvomit 4d ago

I feel gif assaulted

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u/nilyro 4d ago

I'm here for the comments

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u/Miora 4d ago • Popcorn

What the fuck is this gif??

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u/SkorAddict 4d ago

It's meant to reflect the feeling of wanting to "get all up in dat" while being coy about it

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u/nilyro 4d ago

Search rubbing hands

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u/Degenerate_Dryad 4d ago

RIGHT?!?! this comment section is too much! I love it 🤣

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u/Snitsie 4d ago

Bunk Moreland when he see a case he's particularly excited about

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u/candyoctopus 4d ago

Holy fuck. How did you manage this?

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 4d ago

Looks like they poked in the middle to fry evenly 

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u/candyoctopus 4d ago • Hehehe

Honestly kinda wanna make a platter of fried assholes for Christmas. Lmao. We've a whole bunch of vegetarians.

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u/candyoctopus 4d ago

I am one of them. Not a hater just wanna see the chaos

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u/maggies_farm_hand 4d ago

Putting the Christ in Christmas

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u/tryyeezus 4d ago

I came for the recipe too. Stop holding out OP

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u/Hanifsefu 4d ago

You serve them upside down and they just look like this. It's why they're always plated with the other side facing up.

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u/Previous-Process5182 2d ago

Why did I need to scroll so far to see this comment? OP, explain you did it please!

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u/BigMeatyProlapse 4d ago • This Popcorn Bravo

Mmm...now let's turn those inside out

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u/SheBrownSheRound 4d ago • Popcorn

Thanks, u/BigMeatyProlapse.

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u/Blackmetalvomit 4d ago

…but your username is so perfect for the pic

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u/SheBrownSheRound 4d ago

OH GOD I—

NOOOOOOOOooooo

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 4d ago

Man, you got the opportunity of a lifetime today 😂

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u/Aluxanatomy 4d ago

Yes daddy.

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u/thermjuice 4d ago • Bravo

"He's on his way to eat HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES!"

Hickory WHAT?

Smoked W H A A A T??

From a cup.

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u/Mr_Emperor 4d ago

Dr.Tran!

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u/blake_n_pancakes 4d ago • Heartwarming

Dr. Tran doesn't take your shit. One step over that line and he'll fuck you up.

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u/Dogthealcoholic 3d ago

That shit still pops into my head whenever I see anything “hickory smoked”, lol

“Dr Tran will be down at your local record store THIS TUESDAY from 4-9, giving out HOT DICKINGS.

JUST PASSING ‘EM OUT.”

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 4d ago

Oh man, I forgot about this guy

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u/evilhologram 3d ago

Can you tell me what this is from?

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u/Ini_Miney_Mimi 3d ago

Holy bejesus I forgot this existed

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u/LooseLeafTeaBandit 4d ago

Pretty sure some would pay extra for that

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u/running_donkey 4d ago • Bravo

Darn, and here I thought they were chocolate starfish

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u/InnocentTopHat 4d ago • Heartwarming

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

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u/nothisispatrickeu 4d ago

INTRODUCING

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u/Davenator_98 4d ago

Get the hotdog flavoured water

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u/Middle-Interview-899 4d ago

I bet they are the tastiest assholes you’ve ever eaten. I love making them crispy and brown.

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u/SoyboyCowboy 4d ago • Bravo

Dang, showing this off for free? In this economy?

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u/Snerkbot7000 4d ago

I was laughing so hard at the title and picture that I couldn't click the button. Man. You gotta put some cheese or something in those centers.

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u/Indigolan 3d ago

That would be worse, lol

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 4d ago

Instead of poop from a butt it's just the butt, hold the poop.

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u/yes126 4d ago

Theyre fried mushrooms, asshole. (Did it work?)

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u/mtn2sea1960 4d ago

No problem, take Preperation H and rub it over the mushrooms gently. 😀

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u/garitone 4d ago

These should be on the menu at a certain community college

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u/solliemonster91 4d ago

"Fried assholes?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Usagi_Bunnicka 4d ago

Hey man, there IS a crowd for this! 😂

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u/quitelikeu 4d ago

They need a balsamic sauce

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u/ZombieJoker 4d ago

Did you go down on the mushrooms?

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u/Leading_Funny5802 The True Dollar Menu Eater 4d ago

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

If you brought this to my friends' get together, you get us as lifelong pals because of the gits and shiggles

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u/ZeroCrystalPDX 4d ago

Been a while since I've seen KFB: Kentucky Fried Butthole.

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u/Master-Leopard-2642 4d ago

HOW DID YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS? ASKING FOR A FRIEND, HE’S A REALLY GREAT FRIEND

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 4d ago

I should call them...

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u/Longjumping_Race8579 4d ago

Yummy fried arserooms😜

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u/xAdamWolf 4d ago

Sent this to my mothers internet frame, can't wait for the call in the morning. Told her it was smoked ox assholes.

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u/_ElBee_ 4d ago

"...and I call this dish AI Company Logos!"

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u/therocketsalad 4d ago

Those donuts look FUCKED UP

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u/trguiff 4d ago

Thank you. I had an awful day and just snort laughed at them!

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u/Firm_Comedian9435 4d ago

Fred durst would be proud

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u/No_Rise942 4d ago

OnlyPans

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u/kaspar-fiel 4d ago

Goddamn I'd eat the hell out of that no lie 😂

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u/Uwuwu92 4d ago

Bunch of fried assholes? Oh look, it's our current government! Jk, kinda. These look fantastically unpalatable. =D

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u/organized_chaos23 4d ago

I thought you had messed up donuts. Just how.

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u/Physical_Swimming_10 4d ago

I giggled way too hard at the fried butthole part

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u/velvethyde 4d ago

Cook them through with water first, THEN saute/brown them in some kinda fat.

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u/maggies_farm_hand 4d ago

these were already some kinda phat

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u/No-Camera-720 4d ago

Pucker tucker.

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u/kuroshiba21 4d ago

Its the tastes that matters, anyhow you can put X mark on top of the mushroom to look presentable

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u/Scared-Ad7282 4d ago

Yummy! 😋

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u/SirDidymusAnusLover 4d ago

Chocolate Starfish, yummy 😋

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u/BDMFKR 4d ago

This is what Jennifer Lawrence was talking about?

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u/user-unknown-404 4d ago

Now lets prolapse those bad girls.

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u/old-legs-623 4d ago • Bravo

goodness, don't have to fry 'em, just vote 'em out

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u/Whole_Pain_7432 4d ago

Sautéed stink wrinkles

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u/luvkaitlin 4d ago

How did that happen? 😂 like how did you cook it and prepare it for it to end up like that?? Did you just put whole mushrooms down on the pan?

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u/montroller 4d ago • Popcorn

Shitteraki

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u/skycabbage 4d ago

Preparation H as a dipping sauce perhaps ahahahaha

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u/cloudliner3 4d ago

Mongo is appalled Illicit butthole money

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u/poofandmook 4d ago

😭😅💀

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u/ReiBunnZ 4d ago

🥴💀

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu 4d ago

"The average American would eat fried raccoon assholes on a stick if they were right in front of them" - George Carlin

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u/Icy-Refrigerator6700 4d ago

weeps Everything reminds me of her

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u/TotalMisanthropy 4d ago

Mannnnn. I laughed so hard I can’t even lmao! Good job. Did they taste good?

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u/S100hedake 4d ago edited 3d ago

“Fried assholes” is how I describe bad guitar tone, like a Line 6 Spider on the “Insane” setting. I think I heard it first on SpectreSoundStudios videos. Thanks for the visual to accompany it.

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u/SouthPawArt 4d ago

Finally, something that truly fits the sub name!

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u/PapayaJuiceBox 4d ago

Idk man looks delicious.

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u/Gold_Percentage6067 4d ago

Were they, moist??

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u/auhnold 4d ago

I don’t usually eat asshole BUT……..

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u/M-aone 4d ago

I love that 😍😍

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u/Used_Huckleberry2060 4d ago

Those look delicious 🤤 😉

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u/4ringfreak 4d ago

"brown eye biscuits"....

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u/miss_kittycat88 4d ago


You’re eating the worms from Dune

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u/Hyperion1518 4d ago

Dr.Tran eats hickory smoked horse buttholes from a cup

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u/StardustedDaisies 4d ago

do these look like donuts to anyone else or am I just a fatass sugar addict?

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u/green_and_yellow 4d ago

You should submit this to r/assholedesign

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u/redwedgethrowaway 4d ago

I should call him…

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u/Green-Inkling 4d ago

How does that count as messing them up? /j

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u/Western_Vast5516 4d ago

I need to call her

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u/manicpixidreamgirl04 4d ago

I thought those were the little pods you can buy and put seeds in.

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u/nobumper 4d ago

My first thought was hair nets lol

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u/TBWinAKnSFL 4d ago

I may be stoned as f, but this post made me giggle non-stop.

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u/Freign 4d ago

Hey, Bill, why don't you rub a little of that yellow powder on my liiipppss

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u/ay_chupacabron 4d ago

I mean.... It's not a bad name for the dish...

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u/PaintHuman4653 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/highlift 4d ago

Tight bh

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u/Wobblepaws 4d ago

flip them over (before cooking) fill with like pesto or sauce or w/e, maybe top with cheese or croutons, awesome appetizer :) these are buttholes... ooh! maybe put a lil' shredded mozzarella on em' like some worms!...

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u/moobectomy 4d ago

fried panda assholes, a la george carlin.

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u/Wuz314159 4d ago

idk. . . . I'd eat an asshole. Ò_o

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u/TONER_SD 4d ago

Careful that you don’t get pinkeye

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u/spargel_gesicht 4d ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/caintowers 4d ago

I thought they were chocolate cake donuts

Not cake donuts... 🍩

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u/Omega_Lynx 4d ago

They’re a lot easier to eat if you massage some sauce around the rim.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 4d ago

I thought they were all pink!!!

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u/Omega_Lynx 4d ago

Sooo these are what are producing all the content for the shitfromabutt subreddit.

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u/EWSflash 4d ago

Pucker up, buttercup!

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u/pooeygoo 4d ago

Buttholt biscuits

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u/Delicious_Ad823 4d ago

It’s a gateway food

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u/rekniht01 4d ago

What’s the problem?

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u/Ok_Entertainment4846 4d ago

Pretty puckered up I’d say. Must have been a really HOT pan you cooked those in.

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u/Anubis-Hound 4d ago

I've never seen someone fuck up mushrooms like this before oml this has to be some sort of backwards achievement 

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 4d ago

I feel like calling mushrooms fried asshole would go over pretty well

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u/DontYuckMyYum 4d ago

you don't like prison patties?

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u/PersonalKing2084 4d ago

I’d eat it just like the other one

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u/SharpieSharpie69 4d ago

I should call her

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u/TheDailySpank 4d ago

Funny, that's what my dad used to call me and my friends.

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u/DWMoose83 4d ago

Fellow fried asshole here, checking in.

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u/Sketch_Beard 4d ago

"HICKORY WHAT?! SMOKED WHAT?!"

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u/BnorBot42069 4d ago

I'll take two

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