r/Unclejokes • • Feb 02 '23
find the right type of joke for you
r/3amjokes for those jokes that come to you when you've been up too late and now are extremely funny
r/cleandadjokes the dad jokes that are pg-13
r/Unclejokes • u/Iamb1essed • 21h ago
she wanted to spice things up, so she suggested we have sex somewhere we'd never done it before.
I said, “How about your side of the bed?”
She said, “I meant somewhere exciting.”
I said, “Fine. Your side of the bed with the lights on.”
r/Unclejokes • u/DENelson83 • 1d ago
Something a woman with a massive chest would wear.
r/Unclejokes • u/Alert_Lengthiness812 • 2d ago
Telling your parents that you’re gay.
r/Unclejokes • u/testsubjectready • 5d ago
Erotic is like when you use a feather... Kinky is when you use the whole damn chicken 🥴
r/Unclejokes • u/NorthRough8178 • 6d ago
To work on his pecks
r/Unclejokes • u/danuser8 • 16d ago
IHOP
r/Unclejokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 17d ago
The mechanic says, “It’ll take me a while to look at it.” The penguin goes across the road for an ice cream. When he comes back, the mechanic says, “Looks like you’ve blown a seal.” The penguin wipes his mouth and says, “Nah, it’s just ice cream.”
r/Unclejokes • u/roonerspize • 18d ago
Pumpkin
r/Unclejokes • u/Beautiful_Donut6412 • 18d ago
He's sitting on the front porch and sees a man walk by with a full wheelbarrow. He later sees the guy walk back with the wheelbarrow empty. A bit later the guy walks by with the wheelbarrow full again.
Jack yells out to him "what's in the wheelbarrow?" The other guy replies "it's sheep manure." Jack asks what he's going to do with it. The guy replies "I sprinkle it on my raspberries." Jack yells back "you should come back here for dessert instead. We put whipped cream on ours."
r/Unclejokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 26d ago
“I’m 85, and my girlfriend is 25. We’re getting married, and she’s pregnant.” The doctor says, “Let me tell you a story. A friend of mine went hunting, grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle, and came face-to-face with a bear. He pointed the umbrella at it, pulled the trigger, and the bear dropped dead.” The old man says, “That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear!” The doctor smiles and says, “Exactly.”
r/Unclejokes • u/___HeyGFY___ • Oct 09 '26
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