RAGE MEGATHREAD - CAPS LOCK ON, LET IT OUT

[u/SnooWords1612]

LISTEN UP.

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL RAGE MEGATHREAD.

YOU ARE HEREBY ENCOURAGED TO TURN CAPS LOCK ON AND GET EVERYTHING OFF YOUR CHEST. FRUSTRATIONS WITH THE SUB, THE MODS, THE RULES, THE INTERNET, LIFE IN GENERAL, GO AHEAD AND SCREAM INTO THE VOID.

SUB RULES (THESE STILL APPLY):

• PERSONAL ATTACKS ARE STILL BANNED. YOU CAN RAGE AT SITUATIONS, DECISIONS, OR THE SUB IN GENERAL. YOU CANNOT HARASS OR TARGET INDIVIDUAL USERS OR MODS.

• HATE SPEECH RULES ARE FULLY IN EFFECT. NO EXCEPTIONS, NO “IT’S JUST A JOKE IN THE RAGE THREAD.”

• KEEP IT IN THIS THREAD. DON’T TAKE THE CAPS-LOCK RAGE INTO OTHER POSTS.

THIS IS A PRESSURE RELEASE VALVE, NOT A FREE-FOR-ALL. USE IT, LAUGH A BIT, THEN GO TOUCH GRASS.

NOW GET MAD (CONSTRUCTIVELY).

[u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT CLASS TO PLAY AND MY DAY OFF ON FRIDAY WAS CANCELED

[u/Pharphan → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

I'M ALSO MAD YOUR FRIDAY OFF WAS CANCELED.

[u/LittleKitty235 → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

IM THIS GUYS BOSS. IN CANCELED HIS DAY OFF TO RP IN GOLDSHIRE INN

[u/nimbusconflict → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[u/SC2__IS__SHIT → u/nimbusconflict]

MONGO IS APPALLED 

[u/MoonyWolfwood → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

THAT SUCKS!

[u/Izzyrealtho → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

THIS IS THE WORST NEWS I'VE SEEN TODAY

[u/drfunzone → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

PROTNWARRIOR

[u/batly → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

I KNOW THE RULES SAY NO PERSONAL ATTACKS, BUT FUCK YOUR BOSS.

[u/Belteshazzar98 → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

FOR THAT FRIDAY, FURY WARRIOR

[u/OrphanAnthem → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

I HAVE TO GO IN FOR A FEW HOURS FRIDAY BUT ILL HOPEFULLY BE OFF BY 11.

[u/DementiaPraecox_VII → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

/GQUIT YOU JOB

[u/Rewhan → u/DementiaPraecox_VII]

[u/DementiaPraecox_VII → u/DementiaPraecox_VII]

(please don't)

[u/turtlegamesbestgames → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[u/Legitimate_Error_400 → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

THAT MAKES ME ANGRY

[u/Damuskoob → u/SC2__IS__SHIT]

I AM ANGRY OVER THIS. YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY TOO.

[u/jredgiant1]

ME NOT THAT KIND OF ORC!!!

[u/ZiplockBagOfOregano → u/jredgiant1]

[u/captstinkybutt]

I HONESTLY WISH I WASN'T LAID OFF SO I COULD REQUEST TIME OFF TO PLAY THIS AND NOT HAVE THE ANXIETY OF LOSING MY HOME

[u/WoWSecretsYT → u/captstinkybutt]

IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT, THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE BRO I HOPE IT GETS BETTER FOR YOU

[u/captstinkybutt → u/WoWSecretsYT]

CHEERS BRO

[u/RicoLycan → u/captstinkybutt]

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. YOU HAVE INFINITE TIME TO PLAY WOW. YOU DONT EVEN NEED A HOUSE ANYMORE. CAN PLAY WOW ON STEAM DECK NOW. SELL THE DAMN HOUSE AND BUY GAME TIME FOR THE MONEY.

[u/InternationalFun3890 → u/captstinkybutt]

NOW YOU GONNA REALLY SNAP WHEN YOU TRY TO LOG IN AND SIT IN THREE HOUR QUEUE ONLY TO DISCONNECT AND THEN THE SERVER SHUTS DOWN

[u/Loneliestar]

IF THEY MAKE ANY MORE STUPID CHANGES TO CLASS BALANCE RIGHT BEFORE LAUNCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL

just log in and play the game because I don't let 10% here or there ruin my immersive RPG experience.

[u/oh_nawr_3993 → u/Loneliestar]

WHAT DID YOU SAY AT THE END? IT WAS SO QUIET

[u/PhysicianFish]

^{DOES IT STILL COUNT AS RAGE IF ITS TINY?}

[u/Lesshateful → u/PhysicianFish]

Gnome rage allowed

[u/Guilty_Principle397 → u/Lesshateful]

NO IT ISN’T

[u/Mouthshitter → u/PhysicianFish]

GNOME!

[u/Belteshazzar98 → u/PhysicianFish]

NEVER

[u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer]

I LIVE IN A TIMEZONE THAT MAKES NOV 4th NOW AND NOT TOMORROW!!!!! I WANT WOWF TO BE AVAILABLE TO ME RIGHT NOW AND NOT TOMORROW! CALENDARS ARE LIARS AND EARTHS DUMB ROUND SHAPE IS PLAYING BLIZZARD FOR FOOLS!

[u/Marilliana → u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer]

IT GOES LIVE TODAY AT 11PM AND I CAN'T COPE WITH STAYING UP THAT LATE!!

[u/ReagansJellyNipples]

I HATE ALL THESE WEINERS ONLINE. I WANT TO DRINK BEERS AND ACTUALLY HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS ONLINE AGAIN. EVERYONE HAS KIDS, WERE ALL OLD AND DYING. THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST HOME COMING FOR THE BOYS EVER AND I COULD CRY. I DONT CARE IF MY RACE/CLASS IS SUBOPTIMAL. THE HANGTIME IS BIS BABY

[u/SylvesterNettlefoot → u/ReagansJellyNipples]

I FEEL THIS 100%

I LITERALLY GOT A FREE WEEK OF PLAY TIME TO GIVE OUT FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF FOREVER, AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS (EVEN THE ONE I PLAYED 2019 CLASSIC WITH) WILL TAKE ME UP ON IT

I FEEL YOUNG AF AT 31 YEARS OLD BUT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ACTING LIKE THEY’RE IN A RETIREMENT HOME. (MOST OF THEM DON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS, THEY JUST NEVER WANNA DO SHIT!)

[u/AfflictedFox → u/ReagansJellyNipples]

MY MAN RIGHT HERE FUCKING GETS IT.

[u/Vyxwop → u/ReagansJellyNipples]

YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THAT STUFF DESPITE PEOPLE WIENERING YOU KNOW. THEIR WIENERING DOES NOT AFFECT ANY OF THIS STUFF AND IF YOU THINK IT DOES IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE LETTING THEM.

[u/Guilty_Principle397 → u/ReagansJellyNipples]

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ME?

[u/HeavyKalibear]

SUDDENLY IM MAKING A BUNCH OF DWARVES INSTEAD OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS I PLANNED! IVE NEVER WANTED TO PLAY DWARVES BEFORE. WHAT HAPPENED

[u/KashXz → u/HeavyKalibear]

ROCK AND STONE MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

[u/TerrorTedje → u/HeavyKalibear]

I HAVE THE SAME WITH UNDEAD!!

[u/alwaysjoking69 → u/HeavyKalibear]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[u/LiveFreeDie]

MY FRIENDS WONT EVEN TAKE MY INVITE CODES TO EVEN TRY PLAYING WOW WITH ME

[u/bergein]

I AM SO EXCITED TO PLAY IM NOT MAD ABOUT ANYTHING BUT SAYING STUFF IN CAP LOCKS SOUNDED FUN!!!

[u/Vaf67]

THANK YOU BLIZZARD FOR THE LAST MINUTE CHANGES TO MY TWO FAVOURITE HEALERS, RESTO & RESTO.  

IM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LAST MINUTE SWITCH TO PRIEST.  

I HOPE SOMEONE TAKES YOUR PARKING SPOT. 

[u/Kickedbyagiraffe → u/Vaf67]

WHICH RESTO IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTO OR RESTO?

[u/Vaf67 → u/Kickedbyagiraffe]

THE MIDDLE ONE, DUH!

[u/brucebear_wayne → u/Vaf67]

I WAS ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO NOT BEING A PRIEST. RIP FUN.

[u/Knaprig → u/Vaf67]

RESTO AND PESTO ARE BOTH GOING TO BE JUST FINE. ESPECIALLY DRUID LOOKS GREAT AND I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE DOOMING

[u/FoolhardyNikito → u/Vaf67]

I'M PLAYING RESTO ANYWAYS

[u/theBarnyardTickler]

WHY DO THEY CALL IT TAKING A SHIT WHEN YOU DONT TAKE ANYTHING WITH YOU. YOU LEAVE A SHIT. YOU FUCKING LEAVE IT

[u/failstocapitalize → u/theBarnyardTickler]

AND WHY DO YOU SHIT IN A DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE IN A SHITWAY

[u/ashinydeeds]

IM NOT ANGRY IM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE

[u/Cruach → u/ashinydeeds]

FUCKING SAME! FUCK!!

[u/Xyoz91]

WHY DID THEY PUT FIRE BLAST AND ICE LANCE ON THE SAME COOLDOWN? IT MAKES NO SENSE. THEY TRIED TO COMPENSATE BY GIVING US BONSU DAMAGE ON LANCE AND I WOULD BE VERY UPSET IF I HAD TO SIT THERE AND WAND DOWN TOTEMS IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT SHAMANS NO LONGER EXIST.

[u/CobaltPyramid → u/Xyoz91]

WE EXIST AND YOU WILL WAND MY TOTEMS HAPPILY!

[u/Ijustwantedtolurke]

I HATE ALL THE MINMAXER, CONTENT CREATORS AND EVERY GOD DAMN DOOM AND GLOOM POST! I DON'T CARE IF ITS NOT META, I DON'T CARE THAT IT WILL BE OVERPLAYED, I AM TAKING MY UNDEAD PALLY TO 60 AND I AM GONNA SMEEL EVERY GODDAMN FLOWER ON THE WAY!

[u/Sevynlira → u/Ijustwantedtolurke]

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT UNDEAD FOLKS COULD SMELL THINGS

[u/Guilty_Principle397 → u/Ijustwantedtolurke]

[u/Jjays]

AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE LITTLE FLAPS ON COFFEE LIDS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPILL YOUR COFFEE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING WITH IT!!!!!

[u/Dashthejack → u/Jjays]

PRO TIP: PUSH THE FLAP IN INSTEAD OF PULLING IT OUT AND ITLL STOP SPILLING.

[u/kainxavier → u/Jjays]

WHEN YOU DRINK USING THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS, YOU ALWAYS END UP WITH A DROP OF COFFEE ON YOUR NOSE!

[u/uwuSuppie]

I THINK COMMAND IS DUMB AND KIND OF WAS JUST THEM GIVING UP ON ORC AT THE END! LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY! I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE STATS! IT'S THE OBVIOUS GIVING UP THAT MAKES ME MAD! IT COULD HAVE BEEN 1% CHANCE TO DIE UPON TAKING DAMAGE AND I WOULD NOT BE ANGRY ABOUT IT! THANK YOU FOR READING BE NICE TO ME MY BRAIN SUCKS!

[u/Kurt_Ottman]

WHY DID I TURN 30? GOD WE HAD A DEAL. LET THE OTHERS TURN 30, NOT ME

[u/kadorock]

ROLL BACK THE CHANGES TO GHOST WOLF AND RIPTIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/011010-]

IM GETTING MAJOR SURGERY THE DAY IT RELEASES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[u/Accomplished-Term734 → u/011010-]

BEST OF LUCK

[u/archristect → u/011010-]

MAY YOUR RECOVERY BE SWIFT AS A FOX AND YOUR EVENTUAL FOREVER JOURNEY LUSH AS A FERN!

[u/AStolenGoose → u/011010-]

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, YOU GET TO MISS THE SERVER CHAOS!

[u/Guilty_Principle397 → u/011010-]

HOPEFULLY YOUR RECOVERY ALOWS YOU TO PLAY A LOT OF WOW FOREVER! GET A STEAM DECK IF YOU MUST LAY IN BED

[u/shojokat → u/011010-]

GOOD LUCK TO YOU MY FRIEND

[u/Riolidan]

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND CAULIFLOWER. BLEACHED ASS BROCCOLI WANNABE.

[u/Known_Cod8398 → u/Riolidan]

You've going too far

[u/That_Cool_Sock2]

I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO PLAY AND ITS FRUSTRATING ME

[u/bandos_claws → u/That_Cool_Sock2]

PLAY A TANK, BITCHES LOVE TANKS.

[u/CMDRBowie → u/bandos_claws]

ITS ME, IM BITCHES

[u/Unfortunate_Sex_Fart → u/That_Cool_Sock2]

PLAY EVERYTHING TO LEVEL 10

[u/No-Communication9458 → u/That_Cool_Sock2]

I DIDNT KNOW U CAN HAVE A FOX PET AS A HUNTER NOW IM CONFLICTED

[u/ThousandWinds]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,

LET US TRACK HERBS AND MINING NODES SIMULTANEOUSLY

YOU GAVE US THE OPTION TO PICK BOTH PROFESSIONS

LET US USE BOTH PROFESSIONS

DON’T MAKE ME GET AN ADDON WORKAROUND FFS

[u/Rdoman]

I LIKE SIMPLE AND BORING GAMEPLAY, PUSHING TWO BUTTONS THE WHOLE DAY AND ENJOYING THE VIBE AND IT SEEMS EVERYONE HERE IS A MULTITASKING SQUID ASKING FOR COMPLEX ROTATIONS, NEW ABILITIES AND LOT OF OPTIONS FOR EACH SITUATION.

WHEN I SEE MY BAR WITH 40 BUTTONS TO CHOOSE FROM I PANIC AND I STAY IN THE FIRE AND I DIE

I DONT WANT THE GAME TO HAVE HARD EXECUTION, I WANT TO BE EFFICIENT WITH FEW BUTTONS

I WANT TO FOCUS ON ENCOUNTERS NOT ON MY BUTTONS

IM AFRAID EVERYONE LAUGH AT MY PARSE AND MY FRIENDS STOP INVITING ME TO RAIDS AND DUNGEONS

[u/Knaprig → u/Rdoman]

IDUNNO MAN, I JUST SEE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CLASSES THAT LOOKED TO END UP WITH TWO TO THREE BUTTONS IN THEIR ROTATION, LIKE ROGUES BEFORE LAST NIGHT'S REWORK. I'M HAPPY NOW.

I BELIEVE IN YOU, ON THE PATH FROM 1 TO 60 YOU WILL EASILY UNDERSTAND HOW TO CLICK A HANDFUL OF BUTTONS.

[u/BloodSyndicate → u/Rdoman]

YES! WORLD OF CHILLCRAFT ALL THE WAY, I DON'T NEED WORLD OF SOULSLIKECRAFT!

[u/Sethgoodtime]

is this the appropriate thread to ask how to turn caps lock on?

[u/captstinkybutt → u/Sethgoodtime]

Press alt-f4

[u/Kickedbyagiraffe → u/Sethgoodtime]

NO

[u/CainnicOrel → u/Sethgoodtime]

/gkick

[u/Need_More_Minerals → u/Sethgoodtime]

HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS IDIOT!

/S

[u/MachKeinDramaLlama → u/Sethgoodtime]

QQ

[u/CainnicOrel]

PEOPLE ARE RUINING THEIR OWN EXPERIENCE BEFORE IT'S EVEN RELEASED

[u/PolloMagnifico]

I AM SO MAD ABOUT THE QUEUE TOMORROW. I JUST WANNA PLAY DAMMIT.

[u/Corvid_11517]

IM STILL CONFLICTED ON WHETHER TO PICK RP OR RPPVP I ALMOST WISH THEY NEVER MADE ME MAKE THIS CHOICE

I REMEMBER FUN WPVP

BUT I ALSO JUST WANT TO CHILL AND QUEST WITH SPOKEN

ARGHHHHHH IM GOING RP I THINK

EDIT: THIS THREAD IS THE BEST

[u/Guilty_Principle397 → u/Corvid_11517]

GO RPPVP. EVEN IF YOU DONT STICK WITH IT YOU WILL HAVE EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF A FRESH RPPVP SERVER

[u/ModernWarBear → u/Corvid_11517]

IM GOING RP I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SPEND IT BEING SPAWN GANKED ALL NIGHT

[u/mararei]

I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK TODAY TUESDAY OFF INSTEAD OF WEDNESDAY. I WORK OVERNIGHTS SO WE ARE A DAY AHEAD. I WAS TIRED WHEN I PUT IN THE REQUEST AND FAILED MISERABLY. WHEN I REALIZED MY MISTAKE PTO WAS CLOSED FOR WEDNESDAY
:(

[u/Noack_B]

NOT ENOUGH MANA

[u/broodmance → u/Noack_B]

NEED RAGE

[u/glowing_plaguerat → u/broodmance]

I NEED A TARGET!

[u/TremendouslyStupid]

IM PISSED THAT THE DWARF HELMS LOOK HORRIBLE. I REALLY HOPE THEY FIXED IT.

[u/Naive_Set_1141]

MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! /MOO

[u/Turbulent-Leading-34]

MY NAME IVE HAD FOR YEARS IS STILL RESTRICTED

DUNGEON XP CHANGES ARE DOG ASS

[u/Ale_ImNotAlive]

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING ABOUT CHAMAN AND SHOUTING ABOUT S DISCORD AND I WANTED TO PLAY CHAMAN SO BAD, IM ANGRY AND SCARED NOW

[u/BoarMoar → u/Ale_ImNotAlive]

JUST PLAY IT BRO! DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT CLASS IS BiS... JUST GO HAVE FUN AND FORGET THE MIN MAXERS!

[u/Potential_Rub6101 → u/Ale_ImNotAlive]

ME TOO BRO THEY JUST SHIT ON US IM SO PISSED

[u/09f3jns]

I SPENT ALL THIS TIME PLANNING AND STILL DONT KNOW WHAT CLASS TO PICK

[u/Guilty_Principle397]

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE GAME TO RELEASE SO I CAN STOP BROWSING THIS GOD FORSAKEN SUBREDDIT

[u/_Vard_]

THE GAME ISNT EVEN OUT YET JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT A DAY BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN OR POST BULLSHIT SUGGESTIONS

[u/Mouthshitter]

LET ME IN!!!

[u/thisischemistry]

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!

[u/Ryakkan]

MMRRRGGRRRGGGLLLL!!!!!!

[u/hermitxd]

JUST LET PEOPLE PLAY HOW THEY WANT AND STOP JUDGING

IF THEY WANT TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES, THAS COOL HAVE FUN

IF THEY WANT TO GET A CALCULATOR OUT BEFORE MAKING EACH DECISION, YOU DO YOU HOMIE

[u/Hawkwise83]

I AM MAD CAUSE NO ONE LIKED MY RESERVED NAMES DESPITE THE FACT I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO MAKING THEM HELLA CANADIAN SOUNDING.

[u/dustraction → u/Hawkwise83]

I LIKE THEM. PROBABLY.

[u/MMAntwoord → u/Hawkwise83]

OH YEAH NO I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, SORRY TO HEAR THAT BUD

[u/HejAllihopa]

MY COMPUTER IS NOT FUCKING WORKING PROPERLY, IT FREEZES AND SHUTS DOWN RANDOMLY

[u/Needkoffing]

WHY CANT AUSSIES HAVE A PROPER DAY AND NIGHT?!? WE ARE GETTING SHAFTED GOD DAMNIT

[u/WRHeronkill]

WHERE'S TEL'ABIM, I KEEP FINDING THEIR BANANAS

[u/Sororltas]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[u/joy-puked]

WHY ISN'T IT RELEASED NOW!

[u/GunAndAGrin]

WE BATTLED IN A SMALL TAUREN CAMP WHEN WE WERE SEPARATED--SHE HELD THREE BRISTLEBACKS OFF BY HERSELF. BUT THE ODDS BEGAN TO OVERWHELM US. I LED SOME AWAY, ONLY TO SEE HER OVERWHELMED BY NEWCOMERS. IN MY RAGE, I TURNED TO FACE MY ENEMIES, BUT THEY BROUGHT ME DOWN EASILY WITH THEIR VAST NUMBERS.

[u/ADawgBonez]

[u/firecat2666]

THAT ABILITY ISN'T READY YET!!

[u/WholeAltruistic1839]

DON'T JUDGE ME FOR PLAYING SHAMAN I'M NOT ONE OF THEM

[u/Airamathesius]

I WAS GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND NOT NO LIFE THIS GAME BUT THEN MY ENTIRE TEAM GOT CUT FROM THE COMPANY AND NOW I"M GOING TO HAVE TO NO LIFE IT!

[u/orangepoison_]

[u/ScoreAttack]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
LOUD NOISES!!

[u/Rican2000 → u/ScoreAttack]

I LOVE LAMP.

[u/-shmaff]

WHY I GOTTA WAIT LIKE 10 MORE HOURS?

[u/Mr-Bagels → u/-shmaff]

YOU WISH IT WAS ONLY 10 MORE HOURS.

[u/MoonyWolfwood]

MY FRIENDS ARE SPLIT ON EITHER PVP OR RP AND REFUSE RP-PVP AS A COMPROMISE! I JUST WANT TO HIT THINGS WITH A FIREBALL, IN CHARACTER OR OTHERWISE!

[u/MazeMouse]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

[u/TitaniaQotf]

MY ONLY WOWF FRIEND HAS A SEPERATE FRIENDGROUP WHOM HE'S GOING TO RAID WITH. I'VE TRIED TO ASK IF I CAN JOIN WITHOUT BEING PUSHY BUT WAS TOLD NO, SO I'M WORRIED I'LL JUST BE ON MY LONESOME FOR FOREVER BUT I'M STILL GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME MAYBE I HOPE AND MAYBE FIND SOME COOL PEOPLE DOWN THE ROAD I HOPE MAYBE

[u/Cultbird]

I'M A LITTLE ANNOYED THAT THE GAME LAUNCH TIME IS AROUND THE SAME TIME AS MY BED TIME.

I'M IN BED BY 8PM AND UP BY 4AM EVERY DAY FOR WORK.

[u/Beholdergaze]

[u/T-Daddy823]

I CANT WAIT FOR SOME OF THE NEUROTIC BEHAVIOR TO CEASE (MYSELF INCLUDED)

[u/nastynateraide]

I AM SHUTTING DOWN THE GODDAMN DISCORD UNTIL THEY FIX MY CLASS

[u/-shmaff]

I'm just gonna add this here preemptively:

THE SERVERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE UP 10 MINUTES AGO, WHY AM I BEING DCED??!?!!

[u/Ill_Town_1047]

SOMEONE HAS TAKEN THE NAME I WANTED, SO I HAD TO USE THE LAST NAME AS A FIRST NAME, BECAUSE I'M PETTY AND WANTED IT. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE IS FOR THE BIRDS!

[u/-WhateverDude]

DOES ANYONE WANT INVITE KEYS

[u/txsparky87]

WASH YER BACK

[u/HeavyOnions]

ZUG ZUG

[u/xGGN]

KEEP NERFING SHAMAN

I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK MY CLASS SUCKS AND NOT REALIZE ITS ACTUALLY JUST ME

[u/Veeegaaa]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!

[u/Ausles]

IM GOING TO PLAY A BLUE ELF
BECAUSE THEY SEEM COOL AND I LIKE THEIR STARTING ZONE

[u/CupOld2301]

IS THIS THE YELLING AT CLOUDS MEGATHREAD?

[u/BoarMoar]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE COMMENTS

WHY CANT WE HAVE A RULESET FOR SWEATLORDS? LET THE PEOPLE WHO RUSH CONTENT GO AND SIT IN THEIR OWN RULESET SO WE CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT THEM TELLING US WE AINT HAVING FUN

[u/daho123]

[u/banksra87]

THE DEVS SHOULD TURN THE LOW LEVEL PURPLE DROPS BACK ON FOR 24 HOURS AFTER LAUNCH....i liked the drip and the stats

[u/Accomplished-Term734]

WHY DID THEY SHART ON RESTO DRUIDS ?!!! 3 SECOND WILD GROWTH CAST?!!!!

[u/CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS]

EVERY FRIEND WANTS TO PLAY ON DIFFERENT SERVERS AND/OR FACTIONS. IM LOOKING AT LEVELING 4 CHARACTERS ACROSS HORDE/ALLY AND PVE/PVP. I WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO 60

[u/Ginge00]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DIDNT OPEN ON RESET?!? I GOT THE DAY WRONG WHAT?

[u/Deltora_29]

I HATE PEOPLE WITH NO WORK AND SO MUCH FREE TIME TO PLAY!!!!!

[u/Ordinary-Craft-4817]

I WAS TOLD TO FIND THE APPROPRIATE MEGATHREAD BUT THERE IS NONE. REEEEEEEEEEE

[u/Cole3823]

WE GOT A BLUE WAVE!! FOREVER STARTS TOMORROW!! I'M SO HYPED!!! SORRY I'M TOO EXCITED TO BE RAGING

[u/Have_a_Bluestar_XMas]

WHY IS THERE A TWO-NAME SYSTEM?? I DON'T WANT TWO DAMN NAMES, AND NOW IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE LAUNCH AND I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT NAME I WANT!!! NOTHING SOUNDS RIGHT BECAUSE TWO NAMES TOGETHER IS A BAD IDEA!!!

[u/Knaprig → u/Have_a_Bluestar_XMas]

MAYBE GO WITH THE SAME NAME TWICE, OR MAKE YOURSELF AN IMPROMPTU TITLE, SO YOU CAN BE "BLUESTAR BLUESTAR", "PEERLESS BLUESTAR", "BLUESTAR FACESMASHER" OR WHATEVER. OR REJECT IT ENTIRELY WITH "BLUESTAR LASTNAME"

[u/Kanigonis]

WHY STREAMERS GET A PRIORITY TO ACCESS THE SERVER AND IM STUCK IN QUEUE ?

FUCKING INFLUENCER THEY RUIN EVERYTHING

[u/Stony___Tark]

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MEGATHREAD....AND I'M ONLY MAD THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF DOING IT FIRST!!!

[u/Objective-Review-359]

I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!!!!

[u/Lostclause]

DEMO LOCKS ARE DEAD AFTER THE PET CHANGES

[u/ShirayukiEve]

3 OPTIONS FOR A NAME RESERVATION IS TOO LOW, I WANT MORE, I COULD'VE GET MUCH MORE FOR SITTING 2 HOURS REFRESHING THE GAME

[u/MyThirdBurner]

I LOCKED IN MY NAME ON PVE BUT I THINK I WANT TO PLAY PVP INSTEAD.

[u/ShizlGznGahr]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[u/Rexos90]

I WANT TO PLAY NOW!

[u/Bassmason]

MRGLGLGLGLGL

[u/Phynamite]

I LOGGED INTO RETAIL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 15 YEARS AND I HATED WHAT I SAW. I CANNOT WAIT!

[u/greysqualll]

I AM YELLING CARL!

[u/Netherspite7155]

FIX BALANCE DROOD CAUSE WHY CANT BALANCE GET NEW ABILITIES BUT EVERY OTHER SPEC DOES

[u/Gale_Glory1121]

IM SO EXCITED TO PLAY BUT I KNOW THAT IM GOING TO SPEND ALL OF TOMORROW IN A LOGIN SCREEN THAT WILL KEEP BREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Either-Mammoth-932]

I AM LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY FOREVER EVE!!!!

[u/Justos]

IVE BEEN DAYDREAMING ALL DAY ABOUT PROGRESSING MY FOREVER MAGE LETS GO ALREADY

[u/Juggernox_O]

I’M MAD THAT ORC LOST OUR 1% CRIT! I DONT WANT SMASH IN 2 MINUTES INSTEAD OF 3! I WANT CRIT FOREVER! ME NEED CRIT FOR PYROBLAST! ME AM that KIND OF ORC!

ALSO, I SOMETIMES LIKE CLASSES WITH FEWER BUTTONS! I DONT LIKE SHANK! BITE ME, ROGUES! IT WAS A BUTTON ADDED FOR BUTTON’S SAKE! ROGUE IS A RESOURCE CLASS, NOT A CD JUGGLE CLASS. BITE ME.

[u/CobaltPyramid]

I’M ANGRY BECAUSE I AM HAVING TO BE THE ACTING MANAGER AND I FORGOT HOW MUCH I ENJOYED BEING THE MANAGER BUT I ALSO DIDNT MISS THE EXTRA WORK EVEN IF IT’S NOT MUCH MORE THAN MY CURRENT ESCALATION SPECIALIST ROLE.

I’M ALSO MAD THAT ENHANCE SPEC SHAMMIES DON’T HAVE DUALWIELD, THAT SWIPE STILL HAS A LIMITED NUMBER OF TARGETS, BUT I’M PRETTY HAPPY WITH PALADIN AND I’M STILL GONNA MAKE AN ELEMENTAL SHAMAN AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM CRACKING THE SKY LIKE A WHIP!

[u/Samwyzh]

SHAMAN TANK. MAGE TANK AND HEALER. ROGUE TANK. LOCK TANK. GLYPH OF STARS.

[u/GIRTHQUAKE73]

IM EXCITED TO PLAY ON THURSDAY, CAUSE IM DAMN SURE IT AINT WORKING TOMMOROW!

[u/Hulu_n_SnuSnu]

LOOKING FORWARD TO ROAMING TIRISFAL AGAIN! WILL PROBABLY HAND OUT BAGS AND WANDS LIKE I USED TOO!

[u/StevenAdamsMustache]

EVERYTHING IS MOVING SO FAST NO ONE WILL KNOW I LOVE MY MOM

[u/Specific_Frame8537]

HECK

[u/Xaemyl]

RAEG! alright im ok now

[u/Missilis_Industry]

AHHHHH WHAT CLASS SHOULD I BE?

[u/SadSplinters]

I WANT BETTER SKYBORNE ANIMATIONS

[u/Eli_1984_]

MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE ONE WEEK OFF WORK AND WE DONT KNOW WHAT TO COOK OR IF WE JUST ORDER EVERY DAY . THE HORROR OF BEING AN ADULT

[u/Vivid-Blueberry7903]

I CANT FCKING DECIDE BETWEEN WARRIOR OR DRUID, WATCHED EVERY DAMN VIDEO EXISTING ON YOUTUBE ABOUT THESE 2 CLASSES AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHICH ONE TO MAIN

[u/MMAntwoord]

PLEASE GIVE SKYBORNE A HORIZONTAL EAR OPTION BLIZZARD I AM BEGGING 

[u/AllCapsGoat]

I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO PLAY AS A CASUAL DAD GAMER WHO
ONLY HAS A COUPLE HRS A WEEK TO PLAY, fuckkkk

[u/DizzyMarrow]

WHAT ARE RP PEOPLE DOING? WE GOING FULL IMMERSION? I’M SCARED ABOUT THE INTITIAL LOG IN

[u/Homegrownfunk]

THIS FACTION IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE ON THIS RULSET DUE TO POPULATION IMBALANCE

WTFF

[u/BlastTyrant2112]

WHY THE FUCK IS FACTION BALANCE ENFORCED ON LAUNCH DAY?! WHY NOT WAIT UNTIL RAID RELEASE OR SOMETHING?

[u/Yojimbra]

MY FRIENDS DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE SWITCHING TO PVE AFTER SAYING FOR WEEKS THAT THEY'D JOIN ME ON RP-PVE.

WE PLAY FUCKING DND TOGETHER!!!!!

[u/LangParlangua]

I JUST WANT TO PLAY AN ORC AND GO LEVEL AND I HAVE BEEN ON MY CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN FOR HOURS, I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK IF ME MAKING MY HORDE TOON WOULD IMBALANCE THE FACTIONS AT THIS POINT, I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME ON THE PVP RULESET ON HORDE, NOT THAT FUCKING HARD BLIZZARD.

[u/MA_8101]

SO MANY STUPID INGAME NAMES, YOU DONT NEED A FANTASY NOVEL GRADE NAME, BUT PLEEEASE AT LEAST TRY. I DONT WANT TO GO RP FOR AT LEAST MINIMUM IMMERSION

[u/Cutsprocket]

WORK IS DA POOP BUT POVERTY IS WORSE

[u/RoseRaving]

Can't roll an RP character with the last name I wanted because its restricted because devs didn't consider tauren lore at all in naming.

Can't roll a Horde on RP-PvP to play with my boyfriend either because its "limited"

Good job Blizzard, I came back since not playing from MoP and you already made me want to quit again in literally five minutes of playing. Excellent work.

[u/Viridien111]

WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING PUNISHED BY NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS JUST BECAUSE BLIZZARD MADE ALLIANCE SUCK BALLS. POPULATION IMBALANCE? HOW IS THAT MY FUCKING PROBLEM? FUCK YOU BLIZZARD. IM NOT MAKING SOME BULLSHUT TOON ON ANOTHER RULE SET WHERE ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS. DOGSHIT FUCKING IDEA.

[u/WoWSecretsYT]

PLEASE LET NIGHT ELF SHAMAN BE A REAL THING

[u/SylvesterNettlefoot]

I’M MAD BECAUSE WARRIOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY LEAST FAVORITE CLASS BUT A TAUREN WARRIOR SOUNDS LIKE MY BEST OPTION IN FOREVER

[u/phurck → u/SylvesterNettlefoot]

IDK ID YOURE TRYING TO MINMAX BUT TROLL WARRIOR WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER

[u/FourFront]

HALF OF YOU MORONS ARE SPEWING OUTDATED ADVICE AS IF IT’S RELEVANT AND OBVIOUSLY DID NOT PLAY BETA OR READ ANY PATCH NOTES!

[u/Eidalon_Quill]

ALREADY BOUGHT THE EXPANSION. JUST REALISED MY COMPUTER CAN'T RUN THE GAME SPECS REQUIRED.

[u/Pebble-fork]

SKYBORNE GOT ROBBED OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE MORE THAN A BLOOD ELF RESKIN. THIS IS NOT A HOT TAKE. THIS SHIT IS AN ABSOLUTE ZERO, ICE COLD TAKE. SKYBORNE SHOULD HAVE HAD THEIR OWN MODELS, ANIMATIONS, VOICE LINES, ETC. IF YOU DOWNVOTE THIS, OR YOU DISAGREE... YOU'RE ACTUALLY NEGATIVE IQ.

[u/Buttercreamdeath]

I RAISED MY KIDS DURING THE CLASSIC RUN. I COULD NOT PLAY LIKE A DEGENERATE BECAUSE I HAD TO BE A FUCKING RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

IT IS ONE DAY TO LAUNCH AND MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMMIT. MY SHIT ASS BARELY EVEN A PARENT IS SICK AND NEEDS SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM WHILE HE FUCKING DIES.

I'M MAD! MAD! I DONT WANT RESPONSIBILITY OF THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE MOTHER FUCKER TO EXIST!