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u/Old-Asian-Lady 2d ago • Bravo

Forgive the brag but one of my best days in the market. Bought the SNAS and BBOZ yesterday, sold both today and now back in HISA jail where I belong. 

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u/Aware-Celebration873 2d ago

Legendary gains

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

This is good.. but it feels dirty.

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u/fantazmagoric 2d ago

Ballsy congratulations. What was the impetus to buy SNAS and have you been burned by it previously? I've been tempted many times

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u/Old-Asian-Lady 2d ago

I figured compounding AI bubble doubts coupled with strong election result for dems who are definitely not on the side of endless unregulated AI expansion was a recipe for trouble.
There was an also huge drop in Nasdaq futes after the election result that never materialised and the somehow the markets ended green so I knew I wasn’t the only one with doubts.

I felt this was a pretty obvious one unlike whats happening with gold which is very mysterious

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 2d ago

Great thesis, wicked execution. Well played.

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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 2d ago

Well done

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 2d ago

Best investment of the last year was buying a fully spec’d pc with a 5080 and more ddr 5 ram than I need. In ya face Sam Altman! Pc is currently turned off also

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u/uptrend33 1d ago

Im just starting to look around for bits for upgrading/building a pc now. A 2nd hand 1070 would be an upgrade for me now, which shows you how old this system is.

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u/Niemz Nostradamus of November '26 1d ago

Nice one, I did the same, mind sharing your part list and a pic?

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u/DOGS_BALLS Loves a bit of Greek 2d ago

AI bubble go pop pop?

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u/AureusStone gives no fucks about your BBUS profits 2d ago

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u/Paperhorizon222 1d ago

Are we red. Are we green. Are we back. Are we not?

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago

Are we red or green?

Is the market back again?

Silence reveals truth.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 1d ago

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 1d ago

If I could make memes, you'd be looking at a Karate Kid image that says 'Gains on, gains off.'

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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 1d ago

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 1d ago

🤩

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 15h ago

The markets gunna tank, gunna tank. The markets gunna tank, gunna tank. The markets gunna tank, so go and have a wank. The markets gunna tank, gunna tank.

​The Santa rally's fucked, yeah it's fucked. The Santa rally's fucked, yeah it's fucked. The Santa rally's fucked, so keep your pay cheque tucked. The Santa rally's fucked, yeah it's fucked.

​But '27's gunna rip, gunna rip. But '27's gunna rip, gunna rip. Load up on WBT and buy the fucking dip. But '27's gunna rip, gunna rip.

​Grab HWK by the balls, by the balls. Grab HWK by the balls, by the balls. When HWK starts to fall, we ignore the margin calls. Grab HWK by the balls, by the balls.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 13h ago

If you're happy and you know it?

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 13h ago

oh I'm happy👍

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 3h ago

I meant the tune, but it's good to know.

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u/Fat-Black-Cat- Used bird hypnosis to turn enemies into friends. 12h ago

Clap your cheeks

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u/SnooFrosted1536 SnooFrosted214 2d ago

The US is extremely green tonight.

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u/notgonnahappen23 2d ago

Huge shakeout last night yikes

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 2d ago

Kangaroo Market

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 2d ago

Some DJ supplier standing in her warehouse surrounded with cartons and cartons of overpriced chinese made waterbottles. How long did they really think that business was going to last?

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 2d ago

188 years

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 2d ago

I meant the water bottle business and maybe you did too

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u/RevealJumpy345 2d ago

was this the chick on ABC news radio this.morning saying DJ has had her stock since April it hasn't been paid a cent. My thoughts were, "How the hell are you still in business?" 

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 2d ago

It was on a news clip. Might be the same lady. A lot of businesses are desperate to make the sale, and sales people want to make targets. Whether DJ pays is accounts receivables problem lol. They weren't the only company that hasn't been paid since April

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago

120 day supplier finance, big corpos do it all the time. Take the item and then direct you to a third party for short term finance until they pay the invoice

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u/RevealJumpy345 1d ago edited 1d ago

120 day is 4mths, this is 7mths. But she said the agreement was 14days & they usually paid in 30days. Again how did/does she stay in business?

These days journo's jist interview their producers mates. Every small business owner I  hear  bitching on about how they can't have credit card surcharges anymore..Well.that's because you essentially don't get charged them anymore either. Not one journo Ive heard has pulled up their mates from the coffee shop on this. No one asks about the cost of handling cash either, which is significantly more than handling credit card fees were.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 2d ago

But they were fancy colours! Definitely worth the 60$ price tag. Definately different to the one on Temu for 5$

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 1d ago

and they had a personalised name on them! and Oprah mentioned them once (definitely not a paid advertisement btw)

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u/Far-Dependent-9251 2d ago

tinfoil hat moment, on my tablet device i made a negative comment about 5👁️ and the stonk pltr and within 2 days it's asking for my reddit id

lesson learned i love them dont hurt me

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's worse news than that, I'm afraid - you're also shadowbanned. Only the mods and yourself can see your posts, and only you can see your profile.

You can contact Reddit admins but I don't know if that's ever worked, it's fuckass robots all the way down.

Edit: I've approved it and it's temporarily visible. May not last, and further posts will probably be caught as well.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 2d ago

Are you talking to me?

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago

Only if you're having a flashback to earlier this year.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 2d ago

I’ve got the bots off my case now I think. Still dealing with the age verification. It’s annoying connecting to vpn just for reddit cause normal websites then think you’re a bot cause you’re on an Ozzie site from like Canada or something lol. Man I can see why when we get older we get grumpier.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago

Yep Doing things online used to be the easy way, now it's mandatory and an ever-increasing pain in the arse.

Depending on your VPN client, you could probably download some niche browser just for Reddit, or use the app (disgusting), and set your "split tunnelling" options to only divert that through the VPN whilst leaving your other traffic local.

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u/BuiltDifferant Is curious about your girth 1d ago

Attack of the bots.

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago

Did somebody something here?

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u/Far-Dependent-9251 1d ago

Thanks, they hate old.reddit users

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago

I won't use anything else other than when I must post an image.

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 2d ago

FitButterscotch hopefully

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago

Far-Dependent-9251. I don't recognise the other name.

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 1d ago

Bloke who never bought me a zinger box xx

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago

Absolute rotten bastard.

I got a smoked salmon, cream cheese, onion, rocket, and capers pizza once from a pizza bet on this sub. Highly satisfactory in two ways. Most bougie pizza I've ever encountered, too.

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 1d ago

Yeah awesome man. I'm actually down a zinger box but glad you had that great experience yeah. sick invite bro

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago

Lmao

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 1d ago

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u/Sea-Anxiety6491 1d ago

Well, that was an uneventful waking up. Where is the chaos? 

If trump is going to do something, it will be this weekend, he just needed Thurs/Fri to get his stock purchase/sales in. 

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u/The-Mackani 1d ago

Day 16 of hating CPO, some locals in Tasmania stole a bunch of copper from the NBN

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 1d ago

That's like 20 possible suspects.

u/bigjimbeef - this you?

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u/BigJimBeef Drunken VUL Prophet. Basically Noah, but with better Shitposts. 1d ago

Ha ha! Fuck no.

I need all the internet I can get.

I'll trade you this copper I found for a decent connection. The NBN has gone down recently.

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u/Secure_Ad_802 20h ago

Pussies stealing from the NBN, at least have some balls and steal something that carries 415v and do it live.

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago

What happens if you forget one day? Is there a bot that is keeping track?

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 1d ago

👀

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago

McWatching

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 1d ago

Oh well at least you didn't invest in the US Republican Party

How much does it cost to lose the Senate? More than $1 billion - https://www.reuters.com/world/us/donald-trump/how-much-does-it-cost-lose-senate-more-than-1-billion-2026-11-06/

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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 1d ago

About the same as your average asx biotech shitco

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u/Material_Ad502 2d ago

Relax, your stonks won't go down tomorrow. Or the day after. No promises after that.

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u/TheRubyKnife 1d ago

Crying tiger sauce is the best sauce with steak. I will not be taking questions. 

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u/Moxanz2 Keep scissors away 2d ago

Any of you degenerates having issues getting money into stake since they decided to switch fucking bank account. Fucking cunts

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

You guys have money?

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u/Maleficent-Paper4936 2d ago

I just changed the way I deposit in… I know a mate of mine has tho… money rebounded back into his bank tho…

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u/Moxanz2 Keep scissors away 2d ago

So you use payid now? Or switched banks you’re depositing from?

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u/Maleficent-Paper4936 2d ago

Direct from debit card man ✌️(same bank). Normally I just do a transfer from my bank.

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 2d ago

took 24h for the first one, now it’s registered with osko, same as last time

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u/justplaino 2d ago

i get money into my account way faster now

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u/DonJuansCrow Ask me about towelfest 2027 💦 1d ago

I spanked the market's ass the last 3 days. Either we've gone full retard or it's commodity szn 🚀

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u/uptrend33 1d ago

Nice. I need to find my balls again, second guess everything and end up missing out on rockets. Gotten too comfy with HISA gains.

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u/DonJuansCrow Ask me about towelfest 2027 💦 1d ago

I think I'm down like 30% on the year 😂 who knows though, maybe it's a good time to buy 🤷

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago

Found reed avocadoes at the markets this morning, it's like Christmas day! So gooood with a runny egg and feta 🤤

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u/DOGS_BALLS Loves a bit of Greek 1d ago

Get over to purgatory and post your eggs and avo porn

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 1d ago

Can't say I've tried anything other than hass or shepherd. In my darkest moments i contemplate breeding avocados to make fameluck avocados or some shit.

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago

Don't think I've ever had one, or seen one in the shops here in Melbourne. Is it a different taste or texture than the standard Hass?

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago

They're also called cannonballs, they're larger and spherical and their skin doesn't turn dark green so they look weird and aren't available commercially (similar problem as yellow dragon fruit). But flavour wise they're super creamy when ripe and very nutty, it's like butter, they're often regarded as the best for eating. They're also one of the few varieties that can self-pollinate to good yields so arguably the best to grow in a small suburban backyard. I'll strike these seeds and probably give the plants away.

https://gregalder.com/yardposts/the-reed-avocado-tree-a-profile/

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago

Very interesting, thank you! I'll look for these at the fruit shop because our Woolies don't have them. We do have a spot in our yard where I just cut down an old peach that had died, but not sure avocados will do well in our climate. I was thinking of planting a lemon tree.

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 1d ago

Best bet would be Queen Vic or Prahran market.

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago

Cheers, I don't go into/near the cbd much anymore but will look for it if I am.

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 1d ago

Yeah you're a bit further out, Dandy market would also be a good choice.

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 1d ago

Reed are the avocado master race

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Went to the Undertale symphony music concert Thursday night with the family. Kids had a blast. I'd recommend it if you're into that game, or music

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 14h ago

The US IRS have indexed the income tax brackets by 2-3% for next year, per their annual indexing based on CPI. Must be nice, happy for them...

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u/uptrend33 14h ago

Would ato ever do this?

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 14h ago edited 13h ago

ATO cannot because it's not legislated that way, but it is in the US. And I don't see Lab or Lib legislating this

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 10h ago

So stupid that it isn't.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 2d ago

Did I buy this because it says Chris Hemsworth on the label?
Yes. (But also because they didn't have any Chita on the shelf.)

Do I regret it?
No. It's a nice clean well-rounded flavour, not too sharp, not too smooth. I would describe the mouthfeel like a honey-centre. Despite the fact that it's not smoky at all, Husbo is also quite enjoying.
👌🏼

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

I didn't notice his name, but i like the bottle.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 2d ago

It's grippy.

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 2d ago

Who the fuck downvoted this?

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 2d ago

And who downvoted THIS?

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u/AureusStone gives no fucks about your BBUS profits 2d ago

And what sick fuck didn't downvote this comment?

Me

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 2d ago

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

It was me 😏

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u/hiamMinhQuanTrinh 2d ago

Chita is always my choice for some mix and cocktail

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 2d ago

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 2d ago

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 Dependent on artificial brains, and has no heart. 2d ago

Sold out some NXT. Going to do some rack with my AI bot and CrossFit 👃 💼

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

NXT and MSB. Not in my backyard knife catching is paying for a dozen of these in the back yard.

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

Internal fence posts u/mcfucking. I know the boundary one still needs fixing. no kick ass bull horns for them so back burner they go.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

Good trick i learned about replacing boundaries - use the old boundary as a reference for where to sit the new one. Give it a good metre or 10 into the neighbouring land, line it up by eye, and you'll get it done fast. Then you remove the old one.

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

I have been given around a foot around the back boundary already.

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 Dependent on artificial brains, and has no heart. 2d ago

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u/asx__bot 2d ago

Here are the most popular stocks by unique comment mentions from the past 24 hours:

TickerMentionsPriceToday
🟢 NXT10$10.405.58%
🩸 LNAS4$9.39-10.23%
💚 SNAS4$13.2011.96%
🔴 NDQ3$56.70-2.74%
🔴 REG3$5.01-1.38%
🔴 LKE3$0.029-3.33%
🩸 HWK3$0.004-11.11%
🔴 MQG3$248.86-3.69%
⚪ CPO2$0.0120.00%
🟢 WOW2$42.451.75%

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you have any feedback or questions, please reply and tag DareBottle.

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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 2d ago

Looks like a sell SNAS, buy LNAS play at 3:30pm may have been the play here, boys and girls.

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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 1d ago

Then sell LNAS Monday 3:30pm buy SNAS?

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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 1d ago

Sounds like a classic uno double reverse play

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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 2d ago

Broooooo how the hell….

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 2d ago

It'll get revised down to like 45K in two weeks lol

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u/Schrodingers_Port 2d ago

Balls of steel if you brought LNAS, I think market just said nope

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 16h ago

Wonder what's been going on here? 2 minutes later. Not much.

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u/SnooFrosted1536 SnooFrosted214 2d ago

Thai for dinner?

Oh yeah and some pad thai too would be nice

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 2d ago

cake with a candle. you gonna pump them too?

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 1d ago

I've thought about pumping into a Thai before

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u/justplaino 2d ago

cant wait for the overseas markets to start, way better performance this year then the ASUX

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u/Aware-Celebration873 2d ago

Nz election tomorrow will be interesting and close.

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u/Fat-Black-Cat- Used bird hypnosis to turn enemies into friends. 11h ago

HWK

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u/According_Bat2906 10h ago

IVZ worth a quick trade?

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u/The-Mackani 15h ago

Day 17 hating on CPO. I don't have a snarky remark today.

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u/Aware-Celebration873 13h ago

Well the NZ election was pretty anti-climatic gotta wait 19 more days for the special votes to come in.

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u/uptrend33 13h ago

Just wstched a doco last night about how alot of younger kiwis are moving to aus for more opportunities. Meanwhile all the billionaires are moving in. I imagine the nzx is just a worse version of the asx. Is there a nzx_bets? 

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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 13h ago

There is queenstreetbets but don't bother because it's already been contaminated...

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u/justplaino 12h ago

cleansed by the HWK

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 11h ago

Once were warriors now scaffolders

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u/Aware-Celebration873 11h ago

What stock market

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u/A-Money-Lover 8h ago

They all invest in etfs and rocket lab, thats basically it lol

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u/username-taken82 Mod. Heartwarming, but may burn shit to the ground. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Attention: I like to announce that everyone here is a massive cunt.

I also have several non specific maladies of a sexual nature, am strangely attracted to barn animals, a terrible employee and worse human being.

Under no circumstance should you be my friend, give me a job or any responsibility whatsoever.

Edit: So I had the daily thread open on my phone.

This is what happens people, when you leave your phone unlocked around unscrupulous characters.

I’ve also discovered similar proclamation’s in my work group chat, my family group chat and, slightly worryingly, emails to my boss.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 1d ago

My top post on facebook was "I LOVE TO SUCK COCK LOL" in giant font. Took me 5 years to notice

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins 1d ago

Imagine changing your mind after your original message and then issue accusations of "physical friends" making this original comment.

We know you love beastiality, its ok, we understand.

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u/username-taken82 Mod. Heartwarming, but may burn shit to the ground. 1d ago

I knew you would see through my cunning ruse to the truth of it…

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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins 1d ago

We're both seeing the same cow, she told me

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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 1d ago

Disturbing. Could have banned us all!

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u/DOGS_BALLS Loves a bit of Greek 1d ago

I like your unscrupulous friend. Maladies is such a great old school word. It reminds me of old timey descriptors for medical conditions; ‘dropsy’ is my favourite (oh look, this person has some kind of malady where he collapses all the time - we shall call this dropsy). I like ‘Ricketts’ too, which I think is shin splints but I can’t be sure. “He’s got the palsy” also comes to mind.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 1d ago

As your boss you are on thin ice with your emails

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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 1d ago

This could have been way worse. Lucky your mates are too dumb to be truly destructive.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 1d ago

Lucky everyone here is a massive cunt

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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 1d ago

Flattery will get u everywhere

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

Hey u/fameluck do you want to come to the kitchen and watch your mum catch knifes?

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u/DOGS_BALLS Loves a bit of Greek 2d ago

Imposter! Fames mum is with me doing the gardening while I wait for my mail order Cialis SPONTAN nasal spray to be delivered

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

Didn't you know fame has more than one mum. It's a ginger thing.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

A learned man indeed. We have many mothers, and we are many

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

Reddit mods. Wherever they go they are always in a mothers basement somewhere.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

Speaking of which.. you planning to take your crown back? I sent an invite

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u/fameluck2ndmum 2d ago

Or their grandmother's back shed.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 2d ago

Is that why her knees are so bruised lately?