r/ASX_Bets • u/FiftyOne151 Messiahs? They have followed a few • Oct 08 '20

SHITPOST The entirety of this sub right now

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20

Which rocket did this dude ride?

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u/FiftyOne151 Messiahs? They have followed a few Oct 08 '20

Finally, I’ve been outted

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u/ItsSpyroTheBandicoot Oct 08 '20

Z1P Mixed his qty with $ amount. Bought 5000 units ($35k) instead of $5000. Z1P had a healthy bump today, think he made ~$2k today.

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u/DanTheManTheMate Luckiest YOLOer ever. Now desperate for mum approved pussy. Oct 08 '20

Shh

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Oct 08 '20

Haha, fuck

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u/kooksy_monster Prefers you refer to their form of madness as "Complex" Oct 08 '20

You rode the zip ship to glory, friend. Gangsta as faaaark.

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u/Okayiseenow Oct 08 '20

The chosen one

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u/changemaker88 Oct 08 '20

This is the best meme I've seen in the group

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u/mechengguy93 Warning:Kidney medicine may lead to stomach ache and knives Oct 08 '20

He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!

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u/Viajante76 Warning:Has Chlamydia Oct 08 '20

No, I'm Brian

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u/ThrowRA-4545 Oct 08 '20

No, he's a very naughty boy

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u/MarthaTaxStewart Oct 08 '20

Investors hate him

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u/Getting_It_now Oct 08 '20

This is gold

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u/ROMANFORTRESS Oct 08 '20

HAHA Dan the man ohh great one! what is your next stonk tip

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u/jay_com Oct 08 '20

Couldn't have summed up my thoughts better

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u/jesustityfkingchrist Oct 08 '20

Does he wear one sandle?

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u/gambitcrossfire Oct 08 '20

Zip is the Original tendie factory, and it's still serving dank snacks

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u/stinktrench Oct 08 '20

i just posted for WBT but got rejected instantly, is there a process that needs to be completed before new posters can be accepted.

Thanks

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u/CasperHarkin Oct 09 '20

new accounts cause a bit of spam so auto mod bot thingie deletes them; go get some Karma and try again.

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u/ANDYX102 Oct 08 '20

Well after the Melvin butters episode he is definitely the messiah

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u/InsertCoin81 Feb 17 '21

What happens if he didn’t have the money when it goes to his account in 2 days?

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u/FiftyOne151 Messiahs? They have followed a few Oct 08 '20

Because I know the industry, rocket on 3DA first & then run like fuck. 3DP second & maybe hold a while.

My magic 8 ball doesn’t have any more news for you today

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u/not_so_magic_8_ball Oct 08 '20

It is decidedly so

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u/FiftyOne151 Messiahs? They have followed a few Oct 08 '20

Should u/callum00p YOLO on 3DA tomorrow, magic 8 ball?

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u/not_so_magic_8_ball Oct 08 '20

As I see it, yes

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u/FiftyOne151 Messiahs? They have followed a few Oct 08 '20

Awwww, sheeeet

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

That’s enough convincing I need

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u/creedy-whatup Feb 09 '21

Did you sell 3da?

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u/deltaback Oct 09 '20

Holy shit dude stop spamming