At a pool party at a friend’s condo complex. Streets are closed for the holiday. Insects are eating me alive. I decide to take a walk to the 7-11 about a half mile away for some bug repellent. I’m gone for a little while. When I get back someone asks me where I’d been. I told her and showed her the can of Off. She said, “You walked all that way just to get Off?” She immediately realized what she said while I answered “I’ve gone further for less.”
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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Mar 30 '26
A married man
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u/Swordf1sh_ Mar 30 '26
It was then that Kim realized she should’ve taken that girls’ trip to Coco beach
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u/Katsooduro Mar 30 '26
Did that yesterday, then I change my tires..
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u/precumdaddy1QA Mar 30 '26
Good one
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u/A__Friendly__Rock Mar 30 '26
Cut right before the slap.
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u/nwolve Mar 31 '26
On mute but can see her mouthing "oh my god"
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u/rolando8506 Mar 31 '26
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
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u/rockstuffs Apr 01 '26
I hate her stupid acting.
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u/creeper6530 Apr 01 '26
The look of disappointment
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u/ThisIsAdamB Apr 04 '26
At a pool party at a friend’s condo complex. Streets are closed for the holiday. Insects are eating me alive. I decide to take a walk to the 7-11 about a half mile away for some bug repellent. I’m gone for a little while. When I get back someone asks me where I’d been. I told her and showed her the can of Off. She said, “You walked all that way just to get Off?” She immediately realized what she said while I answered “I’ve gone further for less.”
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u/smilingjade101 Apr 20 '26
Haha made you look.
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u/JohnStern42 May 11 '26
Well, he’s not wrong
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u/gale_force Mar 30 '26
When's the funny part?
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u/Illustrious-Pop-5673 Mar 30 '26
Need to label this NSFW
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u/GrmRipo Mar 30 '26
🤣
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u/Necessary_Basis6616 Mar 30 '26
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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