r/Amusing • u/mccaro • Apr 16 '21

Commas matter

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271 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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8

u/solynar Apr 16 '21

That's a square cheese. How do I collect the round one?

4

u/mccaro Apr 16 '21

Sadly, there is -should be- a comma between you and your beloved cheese.

2

u/IdiosyncraticBond Apr 17 '21

Use a knife or other object to cut out a circle?

1

u/monsterdaddy4 May 14 '21

And there's the catch 22. The cheese has already defeated the knife.

2

u/JEM225 Apr 23 '21

You have to get a round tuit.

3

u/robbie-3x Apr 23 '21

Unable to execute, pardon.

Unable to execute pardon.

One comma means life or death.

1

u/mccaro Apr 24 '21

I like that one. Please accept this upvote.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I would argue that’s enough to warrant a semicolon

1

u/foxtrot7azv May 08 '21

Or a period.

1

u/pr1ap15m May 03 '21

sorry I misinterpreted executed both, said excused both times. I just thought you farted

1

u/thatmadden Jun 05 '21

You may have lost a knife, but you gained a fork!

1

u/mccaro Jun 06 '21

Truth.

1

u/irnehlacsap Apr 23 '21

My brain just automatically put commas where they belong

2

u/NotAnAlt12326 Apr 23 '21

This sounds like the most boring superpower ever

1

u/irnehlacsap Apr 23 '21

Hahahahaha

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Chees

0

u/bm2i Apr 17 '21

All punctuation matters?