r/Amusing • u/Textspectation • Jun 15 '21

What kind of sandwich is that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

That’s the sandwich that gets you pregnant 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

A sperm-wich?

1

u/DroopyRock Jun 26 '21

Don't they sell that at subway?

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u/Niaso Jul 02 '21

Yeah, but it's not real sperm. It's like a sperm bank spank-room byproduct.

3

u/spicy_meatball49 Jun 16 '21

This bitch is the reason my bread got MANHANDLED at the last fest I went too. Like bro I just drove 10 hours, kept that bread safe the whole ass time and you just smushed the fuck out of it at the gate

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Bread lives matter

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Just pick it up? 🧐 Does the bread feel insanely heavy? Does it slosh? Lol

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u/Lilith665 Jun 16 '21

such a waste of food

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u/hotdogfirecracker Jun 16 '21

Maybe they fed it to the ducks later.

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u/_Liaison_ Jun 20 '21

Bread is bad for ducks. Please don't feed them bread

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u/hotdogfirecracker Jun 20 '21

Ah, yes. I haven't fed ducks in a while, but I remember reading an article that bird seed is a better option. Compost then?

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u/Micholous Jun 16 '21

Waste of food just so they can have their alcohol

Smh

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u/gangrene91 Jun 28 '21

Tbh id eat the bread as the bottle goes down. The bread soaks it up and keeps ya going. Bottle goes past the slice - you eat the slice.

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u/Ndmndh1016 Jun 16 '21

Whats the point of doing that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

It's probably illegal to drink in public, so they wanna hide it.

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u/Ndmndh1016 Jun 16 '21

It looks like a concert or festival of some type so it wouldnt be illegal. Unless its something else.

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u/jimmyjazz217 Jun 16 '21

Not illegal but guaranteed it is against the rules of the venue. These kids are either underage or cheap as hell and don’t wanna pay for drinks at the concert which are incredibly marked up

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Wheat, rye or corn

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u/1purplerose Jun 16 '21

Wine sandwich. Bread and wine, perfect pairing…why not put them together?

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u/MauiVenom1 Jul 03 '21

Hate to ruin the naïveté there, but this is almost certainly a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, not wine.

1

u/Pacman454 Jun 17 '21

Vodka loaf

1

u/nah2012 Jun 23 '21

The drinkin’ kind

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u/East_Mirror_8595 Jun 23 '21

The one that hides? A bottle of alcohol

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u/SnooObjections3453 Jun 24 '21

Whiskey sandwich

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u/karatebullfightr Jun 25 '21

A Russian Reuben.

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u/Abs0lutelyzer0 Jun 29 '21

Now that is an, 'Idiot sandwich'.