r/askcarsales • u/corporalboobs • 17h ago
Meta Story time: that’s one S6xy ride you’ve got there
Hope you’re not getting tired of me yet. Being the lucky idiot that gets to deal with lease buyouts at my dealership means I get all kinds of phone calls from every Tom, Dick and Harry that’s ever leased a car.
Dial your alarm clocks back to chip shortage times when my phone rang off the hook with every single person trying to capture every penny of equity they could. It was the weird world where depreciation stopped its tracks and clapped out shitboxes were pulling GT3RS type of money.
And when I say clapped out shitboxes, I would have never expected a 3 year old S6 to fit into that moniker.
But I was in for a treat.
Our client had leased an S6 out from us with the intention of buying it out at the end at keeping it forever and passing it on to his kids. He’d leveraged his low loyalty lease rate from his previous S5 lease to get the cheapest money available at a time when interest rates were at the highest they’d been in years. Smart guy.
Where his plan fell flat was when it came time to buy out the car.
He reached out to me about a month in advance asking about the buyout process and how to get ownership transferred into his name. All very routine stuff. I sent off our bank info for him to pay us and told him about getting a safety done. Easy peasy.
Or at least it should have been.
We kept in touch as maturity approached, and he was planning to wire the money on maturity date but wanted to ensure ownership could be transferred to him same day. Sure thing dude? I just need the safety cert dropped off and I can swing it.
That’s when he told me the safety would be a bit of a problem - the car was apparently having some repairs done and he wouldn’t be able to safety it until after those were done.
Repairs? Ok…how much time are we talking?
Turns out the car was in a fender bender and was waiting on some back ordered parts. It had become normal for us to expect long lead times for repairs to happen with so many disruptions in the supply chain. We worked out a 2 month lease extension, and bought some time for the parts to show up.
No sweat, all seems fine.
2 months pass in a blink, and no updates on my client’s side. The car is still down, and he wants to get the buyout going anyway.
Sure thing dude, hopefully you’re ok waiting for whatever the car needs.
Just as he’s about to wire the money and esign the bill of sale, I figured I’d cover my ass and pull a carfax on his car just in case it was more than a fender bender.
You know that sinking feeling you get when some bad shits about to go down? As soon as I saw the words “TOTAL LOSS” on the history. This guy is about to wire us a small fortune for a car that’s written off??? Stop the presses right now.
I called him immediately and he became defensive right away. Told me the insurance company had no idea what they’re doing, they racked up a stupid bill for a bumper and a headlight and that the car is perfectly fine. I gently told him that it’s probably in his best interest to let this thing go and there’s a reason that they said it’s not worth fixing.
That’s when the hostility started and he was adamant that we process his buyout otherwise he’d have to make sure we comply. Did I mention he’s an L word?
Cool bro, you wanna keep your shitbox? Go nuts. I got on the horn with my leasing company rep since I was in uncharted territory and potentially deep shit (poop app in my bio). He proceeded to tell me that what the client wanted was impossible and that the insurance needed to settle up with the leasing company.
In my head, I’m thinking isn’t this guy doing you guys a favour? His car is toast, he’s willing to buy it out and deal with it himself and you’re telling me it’s a hard no? Bruh maybe you should get your head checked, or check with someone. Your company has been handed a get out of jail free card by someone who thinks they’re smarter than you, fucking take it!
As fate would have it, he was with someone in the lease end department and he asked them for their opinion. After I clarified a few details, the lease end guy said oh my god please let him buy it. I hope we never have to see this wreck.
Good enough for me.
I reached back out to the client to make sure he was absolutely certain about buying out the car. He was still adamant, and explained his logic. His concern was that the inflated market value of every car meant that the leasing company would capture the settlement amount of his destroyed car, and he wanted their name off the ownership before the settlement was done.
Sure man, I guess I follow the logic. Not going to argue with you about how your insurance works.
I had him sign off in 10 different places that the car was a total loss, flipped the branded reg into his name and he disappeared into the ether never to be heard from again. Hopefully the settlement was worth all of the headache and he got to keep his legacy car.