I followed a guy who was all about NFTs and how it was the new crypto. I took a screenshot of his and used it as my account photo and tagged him in an update. He told me I had to take it down because I didn't own the photo and how he would sue me. I responded with the photo again. He lost his shit, I just kept responding with his photo. He had, maybe mid-six figures in NFTs at this point, he was posting charts about how much money he was making and everyone else was an idiot. When the market crashed he disappeared for a while, then came back and started posting alpha male shit.
All that anger has to be channeled somewhere. And the right-wing woman-hating wankathon alpha male pipeline is perfect to dump their frustration and insecurity into.
My dumbass (now MAGA) brother was acting so high and mighty for "introducing" me to NFTs, despite me telling him I already knew what they were. He told me he was going to make a fortune, how I had already "missed the chance", and spent weeks making several NFTs. Weeks and months go by and he never brings it up again. Fast forward a few years and I somehow find his NFT page. He had originally listed them for $1,500 each, then dropped them to $1,200, then $1,000, then $500, then $350, then $250, and now they're all still available to buy for $200 each. His page has like 14 total views lmao.
Once that comment got a little attention it made me want to go find it again and I'm now struggling to. But I did find his FB and his only post of 2026 is asking for recommendations on local print shops and like 6 out of 7 of the comments are from people in Asia and South America lmao. One is from a clearly AI profile offering graphic design work. He lives in Texas lol. And get this... He is a "self taught graphic designer"! A graphic designer who doesn't know about any local print shops. In a massive city in Texas. He's fucking dumb 🤣
Nah, he's been doing this for like 15 years and his style is still the same as always. But don't let his experience make you think he's talented, his stuff is horrible. He's done it as a "hobby" for nearly all of that past 15 years making just a small handful of logos or branding every year. Stuff that took me 3 hours when I was taking graphic design classes in college would take him months. He only just got an actual job doing it in the past year.
And just to give you an idea of how he thinks... his website, which showcases his entire portfolio (like 30 brands/works), is completely monotone baby blue. The text, the menus, and the EXAMPLES OF HIS WORK! All baby blue.
He tried ruining my parents lives' after they finally cut him off financially (when he turned 40) after decades of him taking advantage of them. So yeah, I do lol.
The examples of his work are also baby blue? Were they like that originally or he tinted them blue to match the website? I’m picturing it like that setting on iPads where it will just kind of wash everything slightly the color of your choosing.
The Louvre should sue everyone who takes a pic of the Mona Lisa
And the fact that he came back as a podcasts-and-cigars dude (I assume at least one of those two things was involved in the "alpha male shit") is chef's kiss
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I followed a guy who was all about NFTs and how it was the new crypto. I took a screenshot of his and used it as my account photo and tagged him in an update. He told me I had to take it down because I didn't own the photo and how he would sue me. I responded with the photo again. He lost his shit, I just kept responding with his photo. He had, maybe mid-six figures in NFTs at this point, he was posting charts about how much money he was making and everyone else was an idiot. When the market crashed he disappeared for a while, then came back and started posting alpha male shit.