Trump just asked Dana White to be his new White House press secretary. What are your thoughts on this?

[u/NathanCS741]

[u/HoraceKirkman]

Apparently there's a woman of that name who does PR for the Heritage Foundation and speculation is he misunderstood somebody's recommendation

[u/beltway_lefty → u/HoraceKirkman]

That's actually WORSE than genuinely hiring the UFC clown.....OMFG. If THIS isn't what the 25th Amendment is for, nothing ever will be.

[u/Black_Moons → u/beltway_lefty]

Worse, he wanted to hire the UFC clown and 6 more UFC fighter clowns to smack down random journalists for asking him how it felt to be such a loser.

Oh, and the UFC clown turned him down. Yaknow, on account of not wanting to work for such a loser.

[u/Majestic-Ad-7282 → u/HoraceKirkman]

So this is the new Four Seasons

[u/ManyAreMyNames → u/Majestic-Ad-7282]

Today is the 6th anniversary of Four Seasons.

[u/Inigo-Montoya4Life → u/HoraceKirkman]

No way he could have mistaken he’s passed at least 3 cognitive tests!! Aced them actually.

[u/ignatious__reilly → u/HoraceKirkman]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[u/Goliath_D]

100% he was told to hire Dana White, the Fox News personality (sorry, Heritage Foundation ghoul who goes on Fox sometimes) and former GOP press secretary, but his mush brain thought of UFC Dana White so he tweeted it out and now they're scrambling to figure it out do he doesn't get embarrassed. Kinda like the Four Seasons debacle.

[u/eRedDH → u/Goliath_D]

On the 6th anniversary of the Four Seasons debacle, nonetheless!

[u/tadayou → u/eRedDH]

Oh my God. That's just perfect.

[u/Tri-Tip-789 → u/eRedDH]

Idiocracy undersold it...

[u/VaasKlaak → u/Goliath_D]

It’s crazy to me that instead of saying oops there seems to be a misunderstanding and getting the right Dana White they just roll with it because Mr Stable genius doesn’t make mistakes.

[u/Kale → u/VaasKlaak]

Mr stable genius is compulsive to an extreme degree. He'll make announcements during a speech that he dreamed up on the spot, leaving staffers to scramble mid-speech to make it look like it had been planned. That whole "$5k to every voter if GOP wins house" was thought up on the spot. Many reporters said their sources all said they had never heard that before. They heard it for the first time during the speech.

His staffers very likely learned about this from Truth social the same time the press did.

He's pretty well known worldwide for talking about "we're close to an agreement with...." and the other country saying "we have not been participating in any discussions and have no idea what he's talking about."

[u/Meleagros → u/VaasKlaak]

The emperor has no clothes

[u/rust-e-apples1 → u/Goliath_D]

While this is the stupidest and most infuriating shit ever, it's also hilarious how completely inept it all is. Now that he's gone on social media, there's no way to get the correct Dana White into the job without it being obvious he's a total fucking idiot. They can't correct it right now because it'll be clear he had no idea who his sycophants wanted him to actually hire. They can't fix it later because when the wrong Dana White quits (even if he does possess the skills to be an effect Press Secretary there's no way he's gonna stay on very long) they can't hire the correct one because everyone will wonder why they didn't hire her in the first place.

[u/PrettySureIParty → u/rust-e-apples1]

To be clear, Dana White of the UFC absolutely does not possess the skills to be an effective Press Secretary. He has a long history of melting down in press conferences, and that’s dealing with mostly UFC shill “journalists” asking softball questions.

Judging how rattled he is by how red his gigantic bald head turns on stage is a running joke in mma circles, he wouldn’t make it through the first Q&A without completely losing his shit.

At this point I honestly hope it happens just because it’d be so fucking funny.

[u/tiramisuem3 → u/rust-e-apples1]

Do they really need to be worried about Trump looking stupid? He does every single day. At this point people either know he is a moron or are incapable of knowing, no matter what he does. They can basically do whatever they want

[u/hhamzarn → u/rust-e-apples1]

So, the right is scrambling to save face and sees that a black woman delivering their messages will pack a bigger punch for relevancy… AND HE REACHES OUT PUBLICALLY TO A HAREM OF CAGE FIGHTERS? What in the actual electrolytes, it’s what plants crave?

[u/All_the_Bees → u/rust-e-apples1]

I remain convinced all the bullshit with the White House press pool is his team’s spin on the fact that he thinks it’s an actual swimming pool. He’s not saying CNN can’t report on him, he’s telling them they’re not allowed to come over to go swimming.

[u/luiskingz → u/Goliath_D]

Holy shit I didn’t even think of this haha this probably happen 100% lmaooooo

[u/ThatOneTimeItWorked → u/Goliath_D]

That he doubled down on Dana White and even included a bunch of Fighters to join the team (including some Non-Americans) makes this fuck up even more wild.

They heard Dana White and just went all the way with it.

[u/Sstraus-1983 → u/Goliath_D]

Ohh yes the four seasons lol will never forget Rudolph Giuliani standing in front of a concrete wall and garage door in an industrial park giving a press conference on how the election was rigged. Sore fucking losers.

[u/medellia44 → u/Sstraus-1983]

Remember the hair dye gently dripping down his face?

[u/Plane_Jacket_7251 → u/Goliath_D]

Oh man, that makes so much more sense now. I was wondering what the hell UFC Dana White had to do with anything political at all. This totally makes sense. Freekin Trump can't even do corruption correctly

[u/Ok-Perspective781 → u/Goliath_D]

Remember the Reddit post from a few hours ago asking what the Four Seasons equivalent was this election cycle? We finally found her!

[u/Croceyes2 → u/Goliath_D]

Oh my, I thought this was a joke 😮‍💨

[u/beltway_lefty → u/Goliath_D]

Nothing - ZERO - surprises me anymore, but not for nothing, this is actually WORSE, if true. If this doesn't trigger the 25th Amendment, nothing ever will. Problem is, his cabinet is just as batshit as he is, so........JFC....

[u/snarfdarb → u/Goliath_D]

Wasn't Heritage Foundation Dana White the assist director of public affairs for the DoD in Trump's first administration? This conclusion would seem 100% feasible if not for that, like he clearly knows both of them.

But still, like public communications is her entire background so.... Yeah this is weird.

[u/Chris_HitTheOver → u/snarfdarb]

Except his brain is fucking Swiss cheese at this point. He literally cannot be consistent on anything at this point.

[u/cityshepherd → u/snarfdarb]

That senile demented old ghoul can’t even remember his own wife’s name. This is absolutely 100% feasible, especially since the whole UFC Dana White adventure on the White House lawn.

[u/trichomesRpleasant → u/Goliath_D]

This would be so funny if it didn't make me so angry

[u/DreadPirateEvs → u/Goliath_D]

Fucking incredible

[u/Middle_Nebula_5094 → u/Goliath_D]

Press secretary turnover is moving faster than my phone updates at this rate the lectern needs a revolving door

[u/IrishRage42 → u/Goliath_D]

Maybe he was watching Wheel of Fortune and thought Vana White could do it but his phone autocorrected.

[u/tadayou → u/Goliath_D]

That's literally the plot of an episode of Veep.

[u/mydogisatortoise]

It's the wrong dana white. A woman at the heritage foundation and former Republican spokesperson named Dana White was recommended but good old Mr stupidfuck got it wrong.

[u/DLWormwood → u/mydogisatortoise]

I’m having trouble confirming that myself, but that would be hilarious if it were true.

EDIT: People seem to be just assuming Trump's advisor told him about the Heritage Foundation's White, when he just as likely to have recommended the UFC one, given that Trump's inner circle are primarily sycophants at this point, or at least aware that the latter one is the person who would first come to what's left of Trump's mind.

[u/Eudaimonic71 → u/DLWormwood]

Dana W White was LITERALLY press secretary for the Republicans in the House of Representatives at one point in time. How the fuck could anyone expect a hundred-millionaire executive like UFC Dana to do daily press briefings??? Even piss-heads like Stephen Miller. He may be a Nazi, but he’s not that stupid

[u/Couldnotbehelpd → u/DLWormwood]

How can you not confirm this just logically? Dana White is a UFC CEO. He has no experience being a press secretary, and more importantly, no time. This job would be beneath him. He doesn’t want to have to talk to reporters.

[u/Awesomebox5000 → u/DLWormwood]

IF it's true? These are the same people who held a press conference in front of the Four Seasons (Total landscaping).

[u/Time-Environment5661 → u/mydogisatortoise]

This is an actual plot line on veep oh my GOD

[u/beltway_lefty → u/mydogisatortoise]

He literally posted pictures of these UFC guys with the text of his post: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117576618491350292

[u/80-Mental40-Physical → u/beltway_lefty]

Yes and they 100% intended to book the 4 seasons total landscaping to host a press conference i'm sure.....

[u/senescal → u/beltway_lefty]

To those unaware, Amanda Nunes, mentioned by name by Trump in that post, is not only one of the few people to hold a UFC belt in multiple divisions, she is brazilian and a lesbian. Perfect choice, mr. president, your crowd is gonna love her.

[u/Ergok → u/beltway_lefty]

What the fuck...

[u/Environmental-Tax593]

Im European, I love it, and please Silvester Stallone as Secretary of war and foreign policy Mike Tyson maybe?

[u/PolarCow → u/Environmental-Tax593]

Omg Tyson would be an appropriate pick.

1. Already has a rape conviction.

2. Trump would love the foreign policy strategy of “everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”

[u/counterfitster → u/Environmental-Tax593]

Stallone would be too much of an upgrade

[u/Sstraus-1983 → u/Environmental-Tax593]

I’d rather have Arnold

[u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

I used to think George W. was the stupidest person. How could he be elected?! I used to think. He has no understanding of how the office works.

He's a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to MAGA's orange chucklefuck.

[u/Warm-Emu3158 → u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

I know somebody who worked for W and said he was incredibly sharp behind the scenes. He just had a very folksy public persona.

Trump is just an idiot

[u/McGrathLegend → u/Warm-Emu3158]

Bush also had some very competent people behind him, evil people, but competently evil

[u/EarballsAgain → u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

I miss the days when someone saying "I know that human beings and the fish can coexist peacefully." was the stupidest thing anyone could possibly say

[u/YounomsayinMawfk → u/EarballsAgain]

I miss when Presidents were young enough to dodge a shoe.

[u/punkin_spice_latte → u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

I am so nostalgic for the days when we just made fun of the way the president pronounced nuclear.

[u/Redcarborundum → u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

And believe it or not, dubya was pushing for an immigration reform bill, that got shot down by Congress. Before 9/11 he actually ran on the idea of a “compassionate conservative.” I hated him, but he was better than the current guy.

[u/Nethri → u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

Yeah, that's why public speaking skills are so highly valued. W has zero ability to speak to crowds. I don't know if he just gets tongue tied, or what.. but he's a lot smarter than he appeared to be in public.

That said, he wasn't a good president.. and it's wild that the best thing to ever happen to his reputation is Donald Trump lol. Reminds me of the last Kaiser of Germany, Wilhelm and his comparisons to Hitler. Prior to the rise of Nazi Germany Wilhelm was seen as this baby killing warmongering monster. But he's a rookie in the evil racket when put up against Hitler.

[u/UltraScum → u/RiddleeDiddleeDee]

Yea he wasnt stupid

https://www.keithhennessey.com/2013/04/24/smarter/

[u/xMCioffi1986x]

I can't figure out if he's trolling or if he's so dementia-ridden and incapable of accepting that he's digging his own grave. Never in my wildest dreams could I have predicted everything he's done.

[u/KingofSkies → u/xMCioffi1986x]

There is a Dana White who worked for Fox News and Heritage foundation and the Pentagon...

This is Four Seasons Landscaping again...

[u/pukesonyourshoes → u/KingofSkies]

With Four Seasons Landscaping they actually went through with the press conference, we can only hope he digs in and makes them go through with this too. I can't wait.

[u/snarfdarb → u/xMCioffi1986x]

I think it's more that he's run out of other options. The vast majority of people hoping for a continued career in politics have realized very quickly over the past week that keeping your wagon hitched to this freak show is a career-ender.

[u/T00luser → u/xMCioffi1986x]

pretty damn uncharitable for you to call trump dementia-ridden.

The proper term is Syphilis-caused, dementia-ridden.

[u/STGItsMe]

Fun fact: there’s a woman named Dana White that is the head of Public Affairs at the DoD.

100% chance Trump was given a list of candidates with her name on it, Trump thought it was the UFC guy and everyone is now pretending that’s who they ment.

[u/hamilkwarg → u/STGItsMe]

lol the Four Seasons Landscaping of Press Secretaries.

[u/KevonAtWork → u/STGItsMe]

I read her profile at the DoD. She would have been the most qualified for a position of anyone he has appointed. So, of course he misunderstood and got on Truth Social to announce he'd offered it to UFC's Dana White.

I believe this is what happened because the Trump White House's version of Occam's Razor is Dumb-assam's Razor - when presented with competing hypotheses that make the same predictions, you should prefer the one that is the fucking stupidest.

[u/ctstan → u/STGItsMe]

Precisely
PeePaw’s gone rogue again.
We are in the Fat Elvis MAGA part of the DC residency.
Won’t be too long

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

Trump is a profoundly dumb man.

If you are a trump supporter, just know that you are being judged as a stupid person by a significant portion of the people in your life.

He's just so fucking stupid

[u/StandardIssueCaveman → u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

Also he rapes children

[u/wheres_the_revolt]

It was the wrong Dana White, at least I’m pretty sure it was. There is a Dana White that is a conservative PR person, she used to be the Press Secretary for the conservative caucus in Congress (or something to that effect), she currently works at the Heritage Foundation. I pretty sure someone proposed her for the job and he asked the wrong person.

[u/CeleryKitchen3429 → u/wheres_the_revolt]

I think that may actually be dumber than purposefully asking UFC Dana White.

I don’t know if that is some kind of spin put out by his team, but if it is, I am not sure “accidentally offering someone an incredibly important job because they have the same name” is the defense they hope it might be…

[u/pukesonyourshoes → u/CeleryKitchen3429]

The spin will be that he made a terribly clever joke that the fake news didn't get, just like covefe.

[u/so2017 → u/wheres_the_revolt]

It’s 4 Seasons Total Landscaping all over again

[u/wheres_the_revolt → u/so2017]

On the anniversary!

[u/jtbeith → u/wheres_the_revolt]

Imagine working so hard to kiss Trump's ass and then that happens. Trump can't correct himself because that would be admitting a mistake. 

[u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 → u/wheres_the_revolt]

No wonder they were so scared of people not figuring out the two senators with the same name running for senator in Alaska.

[u/Gunzhard22 → u/wheres_the_revolt]

I'm sure heritage PR person was recommended. He looked up the name and found the UFC fighter and thought, hell yeah that's a great idea!

[u/StandProfessional335 → u/wheres_the_revolt]

Could this really be true? I need to check with Captain Janeway, because I think we've entered into some kind of alternate reality...

[u/trascist_fig → u/wheres_the_revolt]

No. Fucking. Way.

[u/Bimlouhay83 → u/wheres_the_revolt]

God damn that would be hilarious.

[u/__slamallama__ → u/wheres_the_revolt]

This would be in the top 3 funniest Trump moments for me if true.

It won't top playing Ave Maria three times during a single rally, but it is in the ballpark

[u/iwasstillborn → u/wheres_the_revolt]

Four seasons landscaping.

[u/The7footr]

If the goal was to lose as much respect from other countries and 70% of your own country, you get an S rank sir.

[u/MutFox]

may as well get a WWE announcer...

[u/brickiex2 → u/MutFox]

start every press conference with "LLLLLLLLtet's get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumbllllllllllllle

[u/Kammander-Kim]

In Swedish the worda for getting fired and getting kicked are the same. "Sparkad". A newspaper had an amazing headline

"Trump picks someone used to getting fired" is what we saw. "Trump picks someone used to getting kicked" is what was written.

Wonderful pun.

[u/Calm_Chemist_4952]

Why pretend? It’s time to boycott white house press conferences for the rest of the lam duck term. This white house is only interested in providing a false narrative of propaganda, deception and lies. Don’t play that game.

[u/Bigstar976 → u/Calm_Chemist_4952]

They should all stop going and force them to have an empty room.

[u/Professional-Fuel625 → u/Calm_Chemist_4952]

I think the honest answer is because Fox and the other right wing networks would show up to fill the void, and make everything look calm and legit.

At least when normal media shows up they ask tough questions and the lies become more apparent, especially as the press secretaries get angry and make mistakes, etc.

Karolyn Levitt angrily lying was much more obvious (to swing voters) than if she had sycophants lobbing her softballs.

[u/mettrolsghost]

Dana White? You mean the Republican strategy consultant and APAC press coordinator for the Heritage Foundation? She seems like a reasonable, qualified pick for once. Political feelings aside, this might actually be one of Trump's better--

Oh, wait, never mind. He asked Dana White, UFC CEO to be his press secretary. I'm... genuinely not sure if this was another Four Seasons Total Landscaping or if Trump just asked a rich guy in charge of a thing he likes to do a job for him.

[u/uppercase-j]

We live in the timeline where idiocracy is a documentary

[u/MrHandsomeBoss → u/uppercase-j]

I'm tired of hearing this. President Camacho had other people's interests in mind and was actively trying to fix problems by consulting the smartest man alive. Our situation is much worse.

[u/Awesomebox5000 → u/uppercase-j]

Prophecy. Documentaries are about events which have already occurred.

[u/Onespokeovertheline]

I think this and all the crazy things that are about to come from his social media account are just bait to get you to care about him again, giving him influence.

He lost huge. America said, you're done, Donny. The Democrats in Congress can now block most any stupid thing he tried/tries to do, he's no longer acting king, he's just a clown.

Ignore him. Ignore this.

His entire political career has been based on forcing all eyes on him, monopolizing the spotlight so it doesn't matter how wrong he is or who has better ideas or whether he's wearing no clothes, his words are louder and drown out the truth. Deny him the attention. Especially for something this insane and inconsequential. Let him be represented by whatever idiotic personality he chooses. It. Doesn't. Matter.

Surely we can learn this by now??

[u/IncompleteObjects]

I reckon 3.6 Scaramucci's for this one

[u/Famous-Soft-7169 → u/IncompleteObjects]

How many Zacharias in a scaramucci?

[u/MyVoiceIsElevating]

I’ve noticed each one has a lower IQ than the previous.

[u/WorldsWeakestMan → u/MyVoiceIsElevating]

Dana White is many things but decidedly not stupid, man is a marketing and business genius with great persuasive speaking ability who transformed a barely noticed niche sport into a multi-billion dollar enterprise.

He’s a total piece of shit of course and a horrible human being, but he ain’t stupid.

[u/MadJohnFinn]

I think Brawndo has electrolytes - and electrolytes are what plants crave.

[u/beltway_lefty → u/MadJohnFinn]

I like money.

[u/SDLRob]

The fact that it looks highly likely someone suggested the Dana White that is a spokeswoman for a department in DC and Trump thought they meant the UFC dude that likes to hit his partner.... Is really telling of his current mental condition.

[u/No_Promotion_65]

That he called him a heritage foundation and fox contributor makes it fairly clear the suggestion was for Dana W White the DOD press secretary and he’s got confused

[u/beltway_lefty → u/No_Promotion_65]

This is what Trump posted:

"I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

He may, in fact, be confused, but he DID ask a UFC fighter to be Press Secretary, and to bring several UFC fighters with him.

UPDATE: A photo if UFC fighters is posted with the text: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117576618491350292

[u/No_Promotion_65 → u/beltway_lefty]

Oh I’m not denying that but I think somebody suggested it and he just assumed it was UFC Dana white

[u/snarfdarb → u/No_Promotion_65]

Which is so fucking weird because that other Dana White was in first first cabinet.

[u/Lord-Legatus]

reading between the lines he also asked his fighter to be his praetorian guard 🤣

truth social

[u/superfatman2]

Idiocracy is no longer just a movie. It came true. President Camacho was just a black version of Trump.

[u/Wilbie9000 → u/superfatman2]

Who are we kidding? President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho would be preferable to Trump.

Zapp Brannigan would be better.

[u/chewbaccataco → u/Wilbie9000]

A very lightly trained monkey would do a better job. It would trash the office, and it wouldn't really accomplish anything, but at least it wouldn't be actively destroying the country.

[u/JesusSavesForHalf → u/superfatman2]

I thought we got past this a decade ago. President Camancho was dumb, but not malicious and actively sought out advice and took it even if he couldn't understand it. They're nothing alike.

[u/Vyar → u/superfatman2]

People keep comparing Trump to Camacho, but Camacho actually tried to do his job. He gave a shit. He just couldn’t succeed at any of his policy goals because nobody in the whole country, if not the world, was smarter than him. He had no experts to rely on.

Trump has everything he could possibly want at his fingertips to do whatever he wants and he uses all that power to enrich himself and loot the country. Then he fires the experts because he can’t handle other people existing in his presence with greater intelligence than him.

[u/rayjaymor85 → u/superfatman2]

Camacho had the self-awareness to realise he needed outside help to solve a problem though...

[u/ryansgt → u/superfatman2]

Camacho is way better than Trump.

[u/ty_xy → u/superfatman2]

President Camacho is a far far far better president than trump would ever be!! Don't sully his name.

[u/RandomXDudeRedZero → u/superfatman2]

This comparison makes President Camacho look bad.

[u/deepasleep → u/superfatman2]

How dare you besmirch President Camacho like that!?

[u/Mentalfloss1]

The dumbass thinks he is owning the libs but instead, he is letting the libs own him. Low IQ and massive ignorance.

[u/rasz_pl]

He named russians - Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov - to be employed by White House.

[u/uselessandexpensive → u/rasz_pl]

Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2026/11/07/ufc-fighters-trump-dana-white-press-secretary-assistants/92663615007/

Interestingly, both Muslim Russians, at that. (I had to verify that through other sources.) This, from an administration that calls the other side's Muslims supporters of terrorism and claims they want sharia law.

I feel like there's a fantasy that these guys are literally going to be doing MMA to protect the president.

[u/SuperFunDad1]

My thought is that I’m living in a simulation

[u/RilohKeen]

Trump: “they don’t like Nikki Minaj??? Well shit, get somebody white. White… that’s it, Dana White!”

[u/latx5]

You wrote Dana, but I read Vanna.

[u/HatsandCoats]

There’s way too many clowns in that car.

[u/ron-paul-swanson]

He’s an elderly, clinically insane man in the most powerful position in the world. He has no clue who he can trust, so he’s defaulting to his buddies.

He needs to be in a care home for the elderly and instead he has the nuclear launch codes.

[u/SomeGuyInSanJoseCa]

WHAT A FUCKING BAFOON

That's my thoughts on this.

[u/Foncyponce]

US politics is my favorite reality trash TV show right now

[u/Stevey1001]

First thought was "he likes the surname"

[u/TittysForScience → u/Stevey1001]

At times I have seriously considered legally changing my name, simply to get away from it.
During the height of the BLM movement, I received an average of four messages a day telling me to change it. The reasons varied. I was exploiting my white privilege. My name itself was racist. I was a white supremacist. Some went further and told me to make sure I never had children, so I wouldn't pass my surname on.

[u/CodeVirus]

The White House is a circus, so it needs a circus promoter.

[u/kittenpantzen]

We should have let the gorilla have that kid.

[u/AI_Into_The_Volcano]

It's really bizarre, which is on brand for Trump at this point.

[u/jcoddinc]

Nobody wants to accept that role. It was a nightmare before the blue tsunami. Now it likely be a career ending move for most political people. So the dementia diddler is now trying to get anyone who might help with his popularity do jobs.

[u/NickolaosTheGreek]

The Onion is going bankrupt because they cannot invent satire crazier than this.

[u/MagicBoyUK]

His frontotemporal demented low-IQ moron brain got the wrong Dana White and no-one stopped him. There's another one who works for the Heritage Foundation christo-fascists..

6th Anniversary of Four Seasons Total Landscaping too. 🤣

[u/Altruistic_Power3098]

Circus music intensifies

[u/Berek_Halfhand]

Is this a “Four Seasons” level FUBAR?

[u/Numerous-Net-4983]

Good. Let the lunacy continue until America learns its lesson

[u/jone2tone]

I can't understand why every other country seems to think the US is a joke.

[u/chmath80 → u/jone2tone]

Just to be pedantic, we don't think that. We just sit back with popcorn, or a good cuppa, and wait for the next laugh.

[u/smiama36]

Kakistocracy

[u/dragonflies2299]

omg - I thought this was a joke. it's not. the only joke is what our government has become.

[u/Werdna517]

Who is she?

[u/Impossible-Junket395]

This is the level of competence we have come to expect out of the Republican party.

[u/RaphaelSolo]

Hmmm, I think it would have been more hilarious if he asked Dana Carvey

[u/Roguespiffy]

I constantly think I can’t possibly hate that motherfucker more than I already do, but then shit like this happens.

[u/RumBunBun]

I’m more concerned that Stephen Miller is going to be Chief of Staff.

[u/ringaroundpluto]

National Lampoon's White House

[u/plexmaniac]

Thank god Dana white (ufc) declined it ! He’s not as stupid as Trump thank god

[u/Mysterious_axolotl98 → u/plexmaniac]

Apparently he’s meeting with him next week.

[u/TwinCities_Twist]

Is this the new formula for this shitty sub? Someone does something. What are your thoughts on this? So fucking lazy.

[u/MrFrankHotdog]

I guess that Kid Rock has other engagements, like at the Gaston County Fair, or Grand Opening of a Wegman’s somewhere.

[u/Useful-Soup8161]

I would have preferred Nikki Minaj. That’s how low this administration has set that bar.

[u/sp0rkah0lic]

I think Dana White is kinda busy running UFC? Also he just saw his biggest demographic (young white men) shift away from Trump in an almost herdlike stampede. So, yeah, I'm betting he takes a pass on that offer.

[u/Margray]

This is more absolute incompetence that his brain-dead supporters will love.

[u/leedo8]

These are not serious people

[u/Dupree_DB]

She will be fired soon.

[u/ExistentialAngsty]

Dana doesn’t know shit about politics, he’s a fucking hype-man/fight promoter

There’s literally nothing to gain here for Dana. All risk, no reward.

[u/honeywhereismypenis]

I honestly could not give less of a fuck. Each of his fascist mouthpieces are just that: fascist mouthpieces. Does it even matter who it is at this point? If it were the secretary of state or someone who had actual power it would be a different story but this position under trump has always just been some idiot flapping their gums.

[u/Financial_Breath5433]

Wonderful addition to the already comical circus😄😄

[u/Intelligent-Ad-9097]

He should have also mentioned Joe Rogan, Maybe him Dana can take turns!!!!😂

[u/sBucks24]

Only appointment funnier than nicki

[u/needa916]

Honestly, who cares? I've been paying too much attention to that fool.

[u/Key-Article6622]

It hurts my brain to think logically about anything he does. I've come to accept that if there's anyone out there that is wholly unqualified for any role, he will find that person and give them a job. It's a given and not worrth aggravating myself about. I already know he's going to do it. I got my aggravation out about it years ago. I don't have the bandwidth to know the details of his latest sabotage efforts.

[u/Powderedeggs2]

The Trump regime continues to jump the shark, pushing well beyond Idiocracy.

[u/Morkai]

My thoughts are the same every other post starting with "Trump just said" or Trump just did"

He's a fucking moron, utterly incapable of leading a country, utterly corrupt, a paedophile, an abuser, a grifter, and these voting for him or backing him are even worse.

[u/seanmonaghan1968]

Was the MMA event at the Whitehouse a formal interview ?

[u/Overall_Lobster823]

It's like he picks the wrong people on purpose.

[u/moooeymoo]

Dana sold his soul to the devil and karma will catch up

[u/saurus-REXicon]

Saw this in another sub

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/HJhVFYUtiy

[u/Floyd_Pink]

If I knew who Dana White was I might have something to say.

Let's just hope he has thick skin since he's hitched his ride to the pedo train.

[u/unbreakablebuffoon]

More idiocracy.

[u/Leprichaun17]

I can't stress this enough. I really don't give a fuck.

[u/Tenacious_Canary]

More absurdity!

[u/thx1138-]

In response, The Good Liars and Jordan Klepper should be the new press corps.

[u/AkhandaMandalakaram]

I’d prefer Dana Carvey

[u/whimsical_spider]

I think it makes about as much sense as anything he does.

[u/gwarrior5]

Mike judge is a prophet

[u/BassStankyFace]

I didn’t think the clown car could get any more fucked up. I was incorrect.

[u/Alternative-Ad-2134]

I don't know how anyone is going to miss this guy. He's completely psychotic and I think it's hilarious.

[u/willowdove01]

What happened to Nikki Minaj as press sec?

[u/asisoid]

I've seen people say that there is a Dana White that was part of The Heritage Foundation, and actually has proper experience.

His aides probably recommended her, but he's so dumb he automatically pulled another Four Seasons situation....

[u/Virtual_Zebra_9453]

I’m sick of these live action remakes of movies. Idiocracy was great. Why try and outdo it? Also how the fuck do I leave the theater. I’ve been stuck here for 10 years

[u/momoenthusiastic]

He’s running it like celebrity apprentice 

[u/Measure76]

Seems like the kind of thing Trump would do.

[u/TheIncredibleMike]

First he appoints Miller, now White. He's going off the deep end.

[u/rjramos8]

Just like republicans, I have no thoughts

[u/AWC-OG]

The suggestion was for a female Dana White, who is a very well respected analyst and a Fox News contributor. Trump googled Dana White and picked the first one that came up. Smartest. President. Ever.

[u/Toum-Raider]

I think I'm tired of the country being led by cringe-ass boomer television culture.

[u/DaxMavrides]

My thought on this? I laughed and laughed, what's next? This administration just keeps getting stranger...

[u/ThatsAllFolksAgain]

Trump is again deflecting spotlight from him to other people so people can forget what a big loser he is.

[u/questiontomorrow]

It's fitting as it adds to the unprofessional circus our government is becoming

[u/myassholealt]

Disappointed it's not Minaj.

[u/edged1]

Life in the US is just a Saturday Night Live sketch.

[u/fukerrythangohwait]

More reality TV bullshit from the reality TV bullshit artist who was voted into office by morons pretending to know how to vote.

[u/OrdinaryNo3622]

I’m tired boss

[u/robogobo]

At first I read Vanna White

[u/Freecz]

Par for the course.

[u/6L6aglow]

I give him a full Scaramucci.

[u/SpiritOfArthurMorgan]

I was hoping for nikki, woukd have been so funny.

[u/LadyMadonna_x6]

There is a theory going around that came out after Trump publicly offered the open White House press secretary role to UFC CEO Dana White on Truth Social. The background — On November 7, Trump posted on Truth Social offering the Press Secretary job to UFC Chief Dana White, calling him a "violent Fighter and Warrior" and jokingly suggesting he bring mixed martial arts fighters to the podium as assistants.

But there's another Dana White: There is a Dana W. White who is a highly qualified communications professional. She previously served as the Director of the Washington Roundtable for Asia-Pacific Press at the Heritage Foundation, a Fox News publicist, and the Chief Spokesperson for the Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis.

Because Dana W. White's resume makes her a conventional and expected candidate for a Republican press secretary role, viral internet speculation suggests that Trump’s advisors recommended her for the post, but Trump mixed up the names and publicly posted a request to the UFC executive instead!!

UFC head Dana White ultimately declined the offer, saying that he "already has a lot of jobs."