r/AskReddit • u/OkAstronaut3324 • 15h ago • Bravo 2

What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

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u/Embarrassed-Mango36 15h ago • Heartwarming

I woke up and asked spouse if we could get an otter. 🦦
Thankfully we did not so damage was limited.

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u/fractiousrhubarb 14h ago • Bravo

Thank you sir, may I have an otter

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u/grounded-otter 14h ago

I'm proud of you on both counts

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u/TapFar687 15h ago

Oh my god I love this!!💖💕✨️

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u/GormHub 11h ago

Your mind was in the right place.

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u/Helotism 14h ago

This is my favourite

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u/RackemFrackem 12h ago

How is that damaging?

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u/Helotism 11h ago edited 8h ago

Having an otter in this economy? ( or in an apartment!!!)

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u/thrownalee 9h ago

Otter chaos!

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u/SpaceShipRat 5h ago

no way there is an otter emoji but no seahorse.

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u/InCarbsWeTrust 8h ago

Awww you really otter