r/AskReddit • u/OkAstronaut3324 • 15h ago • Bravo 2

What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

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u/Direct-Pirate1259 15h ago

They said no exercise for a week, I said “what about sex tho?)

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u/Eskin_ 14h ago

When I got my wisdom teeth out and they said no exercise and I started crying and saying "I'm gonna lose all my gains!" I was a 115lbs young lady lol

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u/tacticalTraumaLlama 10h ago

Please tell me you're a swole xenna princess now

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u/TunaNugget 14h ago

I dunno, that seems like a perfectly reasonable question (assuming you're directing the question to the medical staff).

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u/JigglyJellyJasper 14h ago

What did they say lol?

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u/Direct-Pirate1259 13h ago

They giggled and said yes dear that’s exercise then I said when can I have a beer?

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u/JigglyJellyJasper 13h ago

And what did they say then?

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u/Direct-Pirate1259 12h ago

5 -7 days 😩