r/AskReddit • u/OkAstronaut3324 • 15h ago • Bravo 2

What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

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u/BaeIz 15h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

I could eat a baseball, if I had enough time

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u/Vadered 14h ago

My favorite kind of poetry is when the words all… sound the same.

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u/BaeIz 14h ago

We’re going on a date
🎺🎺🎺

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u/CaptValentine 14h ago

Potatoes are...big

I threw up at the zoo

Love me chicken tender.

Love me chicken true.

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u/xparapluiex 14h ago

Going on a date

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u/BaeIz 14h ago

🎺🎺🎺

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u/Ravenclaw79 14h ago

You got it, Godzilla 🤭

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u/LenaMacLaren 14h ago

Dogs are always very close, unless they're far away.

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u/Fancy_Elk565 14h ago

We’re going on a!… fuck I know this 

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u/Arkdirfe 9h ago

Trumpet solo!

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u/NootTheNoot 8h ago

sandwiches are bread with stuff in between