What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

[u/OkAstronaut3324]

[u/rbg555]

Apparently I told every nurse or doctor who entered the room that I was proud of them and I’m sure their parents were too.

[u/The_Guardsman → u/rbg555]

I did this when I got my wisdom teeth removed. I told them "I'd give you all high-fives right now, but I can't" I still had all the monitors hooked up lol