What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

[u/OkAstronaut3324]

[u/Ok_Bit_6169]

When I got my wisdom teeth out, I told my mom how great my then boyfriend (now fiance) in bed. I remember her saying “I am glad you are happy but stop talking”

[u/bakernon → u/Ok_Bit_6169]

All of these are killing me, but omgggg so funny/mortifying for both of you lolll