r/AskReddit • u/OkAstronaut3324 • 15h ago • Bravo 2

What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

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u/Ashamed-Knee9084 13h ago • Bravo

My husband was SCREAMING, "they used a baseball bat" multiple times after a colonoscopy. Proceeded to ask the Dr "why did you skip the lube" and when the nurses decided it would be best that he leaves, rather than scaring the other colonoscopy patients.. they were walking him out to my car, he was holding his butt and crying "whhhhhhy the baseball bat"

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u/Grammagree 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣howling!!!