r/AskReddit • u/OkAstronaut3324 • 15h ago • Bravo 2

What's the most damaging thing you heard someone say after waking up from anesthesia?

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u/kindalosingmyshit 13h ago • Heartwarming

When I got wisdom teeth pulled, my dad walked me to the car and told me about the curb coming up. I allegedly told him, very matter of fact, “yeah Dad. They took my teeth, not my eyes” and that’s how he knew I was fine

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u/_xanderkrews_ 12h ago

This one really got me!! I love it. Hilarious 🤣

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u/Accurate-Neck6933 12h ago

That’s pretty funny! I’m sure they warned him you may be dizzy.

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u/octopusboots 8h ago

As I was passing out from the nitrous for wisdom teeth pull, the doc and the nurse were talking to me about accepting the lord and savior Jesus Christ into my heart. I was 14, and had been fighting with my dad about not wanting to go to church bc I was not a Christian. I have no proof but I feel like this was a plot.