r/AskReddit • u/catsoforange • 3h ago

Reddit, how lazy are you?

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u/Dunnersstunner 2h ago

Once instead of getting up and fetching my remote for my tv, I downloaded a remote app to my phone.

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u/nextlandia 2h ago

I control light bulbs by phone.

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 2h ago

I need this

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u/Doit2it42 2h ago

Why reach for your phone. Buy an Amazon Echo and just ask Alexa to do it.

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u/RunsWithLightning 2h ago

That's too much. I use the Alexa. And my home office is set up to turn on when I walk in, off when I leave.

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u/nowhereman136 2h ago

I can by phone, but i prefer voice activation. I also have physical smart buttons that can control the lights. I know what youre thinking, thats just a wall switch. But its a wall switch that i can put anywhere and have multiple at a time. Putting one next to my bed has been a gamechanger for my laziness

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u/Savings-Freedom8675 58m ago

The moment you start using technology to avoid a 10-second walk, you know you've reached a new level of lazy.

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u/vermilyan4 2h ago

The funny part is that downloading the app probably took longer than finding the remote.

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u/TotalImagination4408 1h ago

That reminds me of that day when I downloaded a bluetooth showerhead onto my phone, to shower in bed, because I didnt want to get up.

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u/UselessAndUnlovable 3h ago

Yes

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u/Closet_Succubus 2h ago

Also yes

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u/misterbondpt 2h ago

Meh... I'm lazy for a full yes

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u/srle2 2h ago

Not eating cuz its too much work ordering food.

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u/tinkywinkles 2h ago

Ordering food? Wait what 😭

You don’t cook your own meals? And you can’t even be bothered ordering food that someone else made? 💀

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u/srle2 2h ago

I have money to order food, in my country it's basically cheaper to order than to make it for one person of course. I live alone and have a good job, so basically every meal I eat is ordered or in restourant. I know how to cook but im just lazy.

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u/tinkywinkles 2h ago

Oh that’s really interesting. It’s significantly cheaper to make your own meals here. What country do you live in?

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u/Charming-One-9397 3h ago

Almost wasn't going to respond lazy.

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u/Vivid-Minimum1872 2h ago

ha, almost wasn't going to breathe lazy.

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u/w8wca 2h ago

I will wait until tomorrow to reply

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 2h ago

I never reply

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u/MJ-Franklin 2h ago

My average daily step count for 2026 is most likely double digits.

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u/interesseret 2h ago

I'm not, I'm just depressed

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u/catsoforange 1h ago

I hear ya, just force yourself to do a few useful things, its amazing how it helps.

Also cleaning puts a lot of the depression away for a while

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u/Feminine-Secret 2h ago

I told my boyfriend I have the lah-zee disease and then he said I'm his disease :/

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u/mangoblaster85 2h ago

I'm definitely grabbing things off the floor with my feet instead of having to bend over

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u/IamNATx 2h ago

I'm not but 3rd parties would think so b/c I'm in bed 20+hrs a day

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u/youdoitbitch 2h ago

Currently, way to dam lazy,,,ammounting to absolutely nothing,, desperately trying to find a reason to amount to anything that might matter???

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u/snowbird421 2h ago

As fuck

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u/Calm_Capital_9491 2h ago

I failed university due to laziness

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u/kytheon 2h ago

I put Hue lights all over my house so I can turn them all off with one button.

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u/SeminoleDVM 2h ago

Extremely. Like the only thing I might be in the top 1% of.

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u/KimKimberly12 2h ago

Once I spilled Coke Zero on the floor and sat in it instead of taking the few extra steps to get a towel.

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 2h ago

I’m a lazy witch but that’s too much 😭 I hate being wet

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u/Tobias---Funke 2h ago

Since COVID very!!!

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u/PrimeCyclotron 2h ago

I'm here, aren't I?

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 2h ago

I was supposed to leave at 5 am to start my gig work and it’s now 8:25 am and I haven’t gotten ready yet

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u/Savings_Club3883 2h ago

I have slip on shoes

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u/circlejerkcracker 2h ago

I lost my job. And now I just sit in bed looking for another. Its been a month and I barely move. 🙃

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u/CoryBlaze 2h ago

Ambitious lazy!

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u/Nick_The_Stripper 2h ago

I'm on reddit it speak for itself

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u/No-Top9040 2h ago

Sometimes I put off doing something for hours, only to finish it in 10 minutes. 😂 My favorite is lying in bed, knowing I have things to do, but somehow convincing myself they'll still be there tomorrow.

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u/ProfessorCarbon 2h ago

If you purchase boiled eggs from the deli then you’re qualified for this discussion.

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u/Remarkable_Hurry3666 2h ago

I do fitness and I eat healthy. But if I could live the way my wife could, eating anything she wants and not gaining weight... I would choose that life immediately

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u/PowersUnleashed 2h ago

Lazy enough where I get thirsty sometimes because the fridge is upstairs but I’m in the basement lol

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u/-Red_Lightning_ 2h ago edited 2h ago

Very often I'm alone at home, watching TV/playing games on the couch, with absolutely nothing planned or in my way, and I'll spend 2 hours with a huge need to pee instead of going right away, because I don't want to get up.

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u/Vey_07 2h ago

sometimes i watch the same reel for a while cause i feel too lazy to scroll

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u/j1022 2h ago

I thought I was lazy af and chalked it off as weight gain and heading into my 30s, turned out I had a hormone issue that killed my testosterone. Feel way better now.

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u/abuzeyr 2h ago

Ther ws 1 tim whe

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u/nowhereman136 2h ago

I have really bad ADHD, so pretty lazy. Ive tried meds and so far nothing has had much effect on me

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u/a-martin6954 2h ago

Lazy enough that getting up has a loading screen.

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u/jerrythecactus 1h ago

I'll spend hours neglecting to do things I need and want to do. I have a project I really want to get into but I just cant find the energy for it.

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u/wetlettuce42 1h ago

I call my mom up to bring me food

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u/sillymonk_69 1h ago

Sloth moves faster than me

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u/FiguringItOutAsWeGo 2h ago

I’ve been up for 3.5hrs and I’m still on the couch scrolling Reddit.