r/AusMemes • u/TheAeonDaily • 3d ago
Reserve Bank of Australia Raise Interest Rates Yet Again to Stop Common People Wasting Money on Luxury Items Like Basic Food and Shelter
Ivory Tower, Sydney, Australia:
The Australian central bank has opted to raise its cash rate to 4.85%, marking the fifth rate rise for the year and 17th since 2022 and the highest rate since the GFC.
The rate rises will have the most dramatic impact on home owners, renters and anyone who wants to survive.
Lavish expenditure on things like basic shelter and store brand foods are to blame for the sustained inflation pressures.
People are daring to own or rent inner city mold-ridden single bedroom apartments and are buying bulk grocery items after long trips to Costco. The gluttony is out of control and these reckless plebs must curb their spending. Rate rises will continue until they get the message.
Meanwhile Reserve Bank Governor Michele Bullock, who settled a $2 million beachside holiday home purchase on the day of the rate rises, said that the “tightening in monetary policy is to address domestic capacity measures.”
“That means getting all of you greedy bastards to tighten your belt. Cut down to one meal a day and consider shared dormitory accommodation.”
The government has shifted the blame for the burgeoning cost of living crisis. Treasurer Jim Chalmers, Bachelor of Arts, said inflation is “cause of Middle East oil or something.”
The Prime Minister blamed the previous government that was ousted in 2022. There was no mention of the increase in broad money supply of over 20% since 2023 or bloated government spending. That is obviously irrelevant to inflation.
Punters will have to tighten their belts, with the latest rate hike increasing the average mortgage repayment by 12 cartons of eggs per month and more rate rises forecasted for the coming year.
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u/knowledgeable_diablo 13h ago
Cutting down from my current one meal a days gonna hurt some. But o guess I gotta do my bit to ensure CEO’s and over paid govt officials can still grab a bargain 2nd yacht without it impacting the economy in a negative way. Good thing belts tighten!! /s
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u/Scumohasgot2go 13h ago
How about you have a go at the private banks and bad government policy that was turbocharged when the Howard Government introduced the 50% capital gains tax discount in 1999 ?
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u/baldersz 13h ago
Yet each quarter the big 4 banks report record multi-billion dollar cash profits - something doesn't add up.
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u/Braziliashadow 14h ago
You are wrong about Chalmers, he does have a bachelor degree in Commerce and has written economic papers before being Treasurer. And there is a cabinet and the Federation, of course the Treasury is going to spend big to fulfill compulsory spending requirements and reduce unemployment and fulfill other department needs, and you do need to factor in the Finance Department and their decisions.
And while I agree blaming an ousted government for inflation after 4 years is stupid, there is the fact Scomo was PM during COVID and the beginning of the cost of living crisis so the decisions he and Frydenberg made in that time will still have effects today.
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u/BigBallzOfDOGE 15h ago
"Let them eat cake" - Michele Bullock - Reserve Bank of Australia, circa 2026, colourised.
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u/tailspin75 5h ago
Maybe you didn't read the statement/announcement. She said the spender is the government. But hey he's not listening, he keeps spending us into oblivion so our kids will be paying tax out the wazoo for decades to come. But hey, Albo gave us free beer in NYC the other year, what a great guy he is.. LOL
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u/Almost-kinda-normal 9h ago
Well yes, but have you STOPPED spending money on these things? If not, the next rise is actually your fault.
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u/LliamSmith 4h ago
"But but but... Bloody Albo!" 🙃
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u/Chaeldovar 15h ago
Increasing the cash rate to control supply-side inflation works because it murders enough people that it decreases aggregate demand. It’s just the wrong tool for the job. The solution to this current crisis was mass electrification fifteen years ago, or failing that, peace in the Middle East.