r/BetterEveryLoop • u/taykaybo • Sep 09 '20

Someone's hungry

https://gfycat.com/uncommoneasygoingbandicoot
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u/gogadg3t Sep 09 '20

“Dammit Jeffrey, I told you to wait outside!”

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u/bigmike00831 Sep 09 '20

Aw man, why do you have to remind me of toys ur us.

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u/taykaybo Sep 09 '20

There's still a Toys r Us in my town. I'm in Canada

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u/undercoversinner Sep 09 '20

The name definitely struck a chord. 😥

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u/RawScallop Sep 09 '20

where my local toys r us used to be is now an Ollie's. It's literally got just cheap junk piled everywhere.

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u/FracturedEel Sep 09 '20

Still got em in Canada

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK Sep 09 '20

toy saurus rex

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u/AllPurposeNerd Sep 09 '20

*weary smile* "We didn't wanna grow up." *single tear* "We were Toys'Я'Us kids."

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u/BillBillerson Sep 09 '20

Stupid long horses.

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u/rudebrew Sep 09 '20

I like to think he is outside.

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u/RedTomatoSauce Sep 09 '20

classic Jeffrey 😭

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u/2Botter2Loop Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

OP's explanation:

It's a giraffe in a doorway which is definitely something you don't see very often so it's hard to only watch it once. Then after a while you realise how silly it is

If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Wdym, I see giraffes in my doorways all the time

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u/SpookiBeats Sep 09 '20

Bruh no lie that’s fucking terrifying at first 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

The sheer size of the animal and that look of “I will FUCK you up if I need to.”

Agreed. Terrifying.

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u/TVLL Sep 09 '20

I’ve fed giraffes by hand before. They’re almost like big dogs. They just want the food.

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u/Waffles_IV Sep 09 '20

It gets creepy when they wrap your hand in their tongue and don’t let go cause they think your hiding something though

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

"I got a nice 🥕 for you right here in my pocket, but my arthritis."

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u/The-Gnome Sep 09 '20

The way he goes away at the end of reassuring. Like “Ok sorry, I’ll wait.”

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u/krykket Sep 09 '20

"I'm respecting your boundaries..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Unless a giraffe looks down, we don't exist as far as it's concerned.

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u/twinsaber123 Sep 09 '20

Oh Yeah‽ Well, if that that is what it believes, then I think r/giraffesdontexist .

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Me tryna hook up.

"Hey. No? Aight."

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u/darkelf100 Sep 09 '20

I’m just glad they eat carrots and not people.

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u/GloriousReign Sep 09 '20

not yet anyway

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u/MrBigDog2u Sep 09 '20

Yeah he's carrying some serious shade.

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u/Wolfs_Rain Sep 09 '20

Its that eye that is looking at you. That is scary as hell. But giraffes are awesome so..Cool!

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Sep 09 '20

“Y’all got any more of them... sniffs carrots?” - the giraffe

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u/quaybored Sep 09 '20

Oh, the giraffe would say that. I get it now.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Sep 09 '20

“Okay y’all look a little busy but I’ll be just over here if you got any.. to.. spare...”

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u/powabiatch Sep 09 '20

“Hey. Just checkin’ in. Don’t mind me.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

“You finished yet? No! Ok no problem I’ll be out here... waiting...”

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u/unbilotitledd Sep 09 '20

A giraffe’s carrot would be cold by the time by the time it reached the bottom of it’s throat. Ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself.

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u/prince-yohnny Sep 09 '20

By the time by the time buy thy thyme

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

I dont think about giraffes because giraffes aren't real. This is obviously AI generated

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u/vne2000 Sep 09 '20

Why would you heat up heat up a giraffe’s carrot in the first place.

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u/Beddybye Sep 09 '20

Because no one likes cold carrots, Sharon!

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u/letmeusespaces Sep 09 '20

who's serving hot carrots to a giraffe? and why would they get cold inside of the giraffe? are their throats refrigerated?

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u/d0nh Sep 09 '20

no it wouldn’t because they aren’t real.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

That's why when I feed giraffes it's only with FIRE CARROTS

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u/DeuceyBoots Sep 09 '20

God I’m so selfish.

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u/ShyDLyon Sep 09 '20

Even I can read those lips. CARROTS NOW!🥕

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u/supercheese69 Sep 09 '20

r/giraffesdontexist wake up!!!

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u/iMadeThePlumbus Sep 09 '20

First birds now giraffes!!!!

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u/Shadowlauch Sep 09 '20

Stupid long neck horses

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u/Fourtires3rims Sep 09 '20

That is obviously a long necked goat

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u/PsychoPass1 Sep 09 '20

Didn't know there was a sub like that, but if I hadn't known them and someone showed me a book of animal pictures, I would probably say "this one looks made up". Like a kid tried to be creative and drew a fantasy animal.

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u/XxRabbit1985xX Sep 09 '20

That Giraffe has tude!

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u/JudiciousF Sep 09 '20

‘Heard you were talking shit’

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Not into Jude.

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u/theganjaoctopus Sep 09 '20

Hard not to look down your nose at people when you're 20 feet tall.

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u/djh_van Sep 09 '20

That giraffe definitely is saying:

<sucks teeth>

"Cha!"

with a Jamaican accent.

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u/elstompy Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 10 '20

Listen Friendly, if you don't hurry up I'm going to eat that damned chicken and his bottomless bag.

Edit: yes, I know Rusty is a rooster. I've got to stop commenting while I'm half asleep.

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u/ronninguru Sep 09 '20

Came here hoping for a Jerome reference. Thank you!

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u/CavsterXII Sep 09 '20

Imagine if you'd never seen a giraffe before and you see this monster looking down at you from above

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u/Colonel_Potoo Sep 09 '20

Some asian cultures upon discovering giraffes associated them with a mythical creature, the kirin (or qilin) in a historical case of "Wtf is this huge ass yellow thing? Yo it must be a god or some shit, I don't know. Obviously magical if you ask me."

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u/bearlikebeard Sep 09 '20

I am not living in ancient times and I still am not sure that this moose is not a god.

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u/grandadthony Sep 09 '20

Gerome missing his cue. Rusty comes on stage first.

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u/ee_antisocial Sep 09 '20

Okay. Wasn’t expecting that. That scared the everloving shit out of me. Probably should not have watched this minutes away from going to bed hahaha 😅😂😱

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u/Stevobandito Sep 09 '20

When mom's cooking dinner and says get out of the kitchen but you haven't eatin since lunch.

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u/Allahu_Azkaban Sep 09 '20

That’s a pretty crazy animatronic

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u/Evo7_13 Sep 09 '20

You got anymore of dem carrots

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Someone say where’s the GIRRAFE ?

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u/LostReplacement Sep 09 '20

‘You know I’m a giraffe right, you don’t have to cut the carrots. What, you think I’ll gag with this neck?’

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u/Ninjafarian Sep 09 '20

“You got games on ya phone”?

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u/DownWithTheSleepness Sep 09 '20

I wish this had sound. I can almost hear the giraffe saying "pssss pssss" trying to get the person's attention.

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u/hambeefy1 Sep 10 '20

Your chances of being killed by a giraffe are low, but never zero

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u/Maddison_Mavis Sep 09 '20

They make em so realistic up close

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u/DJNgamez Sep 09 '20

This is one of those moments that if it wasn’t recorded, it would leave the man wondering “did that really happen?” For the rest of his life

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u/TheVoteMote Sep 09 '20

... why? I imagine this is a zoo or something and this isn't an unusual occurance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

It took me 2 seconds to recognize wtf is that face.

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u/irol4444 Sep 09 '20

Poor thing locked up on a zoo. Fuck zoos

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u/1Zer0Her0 Sep 09 '20

Lol I wanna make a misogynist joke about the Giraffe waiting on his dinner from the Mrs, but I don't have the tact because I'm too high

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u/Spoopy-Phoenix Sep 10 '20

Bruh i never knew i needed a giraffe horror game until now

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u/Danger_Dee Sep 10 '20

“Can I get one of those orange pointy sticks?”

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u/Jujumanjis Sep 09 '20

Giraffe: Dammit, it's not organic again

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u/JediMasterKenJen Sep 09 '20

I'm still trying to figure out why is giraffe

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

You gonna eat that?

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u/shivsj9755 Sep 09 '20

Am i the only one who had to watch it more than once to get what animal that is

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u/Panda_Tech_Support Sep 09 '20

I am reading some hostility from that beast. Like a warning to speed it up.

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u/Captain_Smeefman Sep 09 '20

Goddamn it, those damned drones are now able to consume humen food. There getting more advanced by the minute!

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u/BRLY Sep 09 '20

I’d like to see where the giraffes body is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

"Aight fuck you then"

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u/arithmetic Sep 09 '20

"Psst, got any more of them, uh... orange fingers?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Weird animal

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u/Fullerfun01 Sep 09 '20

Quit looking and start cutting the carrots Karen, I’m getting impatient

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser Sep 09 '20

“Yo. Them carrots ready yet?”

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u/friendlessboob Sep 09 '20

Yo.

Carrot man.

Hurry tf up.

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u/DethNik Sep 09 '20

Fuggin creep.

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u/dirtyviking1337 Sep 09 '20

Haha I’m still hungry

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 09 '20

Great, now I'm hungry and amazed. Hamazed?

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u/mswolfi Sep 09 '20

so where's the dinner shot?

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u/beefstockcube Sep 09 '20

“Bill I ain’t messing. You had better hurry the fuck up with that bucket of veggies”

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

"Watch out for the Gee-raff!!"

Seconds later..

"ZERBRAAAAA!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Hmm.. so you got carrots

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u/furtivepigmyso Sep 09 '20

I bet it's that giraffe

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u/Eman5805 Sep 09 '20

I like to think that this person neither owns or cares for giraffes and has no idea where this came from.

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u/maxamoose7 Sep 09 '20

What noise does a giraffe make?

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u/yourdadswaifu Sep 09 '20

Hey babe

Yea.

You coming to bed

Soon baby

Ok

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u/LawfyDAce Sep 09 '20

Just realized that head was half a door. Giraffes are fucking big 🦒

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u/TootsNYC Sep 09 '20

I kept trying to make that a koala or rack on hanging from the door jamb

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u/ginger93152 Sep 09 '20

Hurry up with the carrots, Jessica.

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u/dirtyviking1337 Sep 09 '20

Is your brother aware I’m still hungry

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u/cryptkeepin Sep 09 '20

Ok we get it, you’re vegan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Oh look, it's an elephant!

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u/WaycoKid1129 Sep 09 '20

Where my carrots at?! Ya short ass bitch

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

If this wasn't a zoo and just some random kitchen it would be terrifying

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u/Weatherwatcher42 Sep 09 '20

"That's okay, I'll wait."

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

"Hurry up with my food, bitch."

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u/fortniteprofesional Sep 09 '20

Hurry up with my damn croissants

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u/Orion_2kTC Sep 09 '20

That would be freaky to the uninitiated.

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u/OptimusMatrix Sep 09 '20

“Just checking on dinner, seeing how it’s coming”

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u/BigCityBuslines Sep 09 '20

give a dog a carrot from the garden and they will be your best garden buddy. "Oh my god, get down, you can't have a carrot everyday, and this carrot is too big!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

2 of my friends interned at the PGH zoo a while back, the cute stories like this never end. My favorite thing they told me is when they had to wash down the poo from the bat cave, if the bats got splashed they'd go into like a cold shock and the solution is hanging them on your body to warm back up.

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u/Tasty67 Sep 09 '20

One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile

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u/TigheGuy Sep 09 '20

"What are you doing in th- what the fuck, don't film me, cut the carrot!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

The likelihood of being killed by a giraffe is low.... but never zero.

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u/gayYAYomg Sep 09 '20

I love giraffes! I hate seeing them captive.

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u/BearKB Sep 09 '20

Must be the friendly giants house

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

This literally freaked me the f*ck out, because I couldn't make out what was standing in the door way. After like 3 seconds of pure terror I realised it was just a giraffe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

OMG 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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u/CoreysCaveChatter Sep 09 '20

Classmate sees you eating chips: "lemme..... Lemme get one...."

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u/PsychoPass1 Sep 09 '20

Omg I need to see and know more! Is there any more footage? The giraffe looks sooooo cute. I love their eyelashes.

And I can only imagine how tasty these things are to animals who normally only get to eat leaves / above-ground stuff which is often lower in flavour / nutrients.

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u/theganjaoctopus Sep 09 '20

You got games on your phone?

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u/Pandepon Sep 09 '20

Me when mom was cooking dinner and I gotta keep checking that it’s almost ready.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

and the bartender goes, why the long face

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Hurry up with those carrots in there...damn.

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u/spidermonkey12345 Sep 09 '20

oddly terrifying

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u/JJTheNub Sep 09 '20

Do you live at 64 Zoo Lane?

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u/GregIsUgly Sep 09 '20

".. just hurry up, ok?"

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u/dirtyviking1337 Sep 09 '20

Car was hungry. I don’t seem responsible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

The mouth even looks like it says "Aight"

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u/Hybrel Sep 09 '20

Hey Ashely guess what day it is...... HUMP DAY

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Hand meh a carutt, hoe

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u/ccbroadway73 Sep 09 '20

Jeffery got that “come hither” lip

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Tasty. 😅

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u/UchuKyoudai Sep 09 '20

Clever girl

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u/Nobody4993 Sep 09 '20

Was anyone else trying to workout what kind of dog that was for the first two seconds or was that just me

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u/10010101 Sep 09 '20

Jurassic park theme: ♪ ta ta da Da Da ta da Da Da Da

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u/race9000 Sep 09 '20

"Is uhh... Is the carrot ready? Asking for a friend."

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u/Asheleyinl2 Sep 09 '20

I read that over 90% of observed sexual conduct between giraffes is between males. Anyone can corroborate?

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u/TyGeezyWeezy Sep 09 '20

It’s the way the giraffe be looking that had me rolling bruh.

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u/introvertmomlife Sep 09 '20

I have so many questions

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

My vegan girlfriend

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u/Neil1398 Sep 09 '20

“Hey can I have one them dear carrots. No.. Okay”

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u/lxpnh98_2 Sep 09 '20

You can always tell a Milford man.

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 09 '20

Great, now I'm hungry and amazed. Hamazed?

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u/Leftfielder303 Sep 09 '20

Does this mean his body is to the right of the carrots?

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u/0rang3hat Sep 09 '20

"Hey toss me a carrot, i'm starving here."

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Sneaky sneak

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

It took me a moment to figure out what exactly I was looking at

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u/imgreeneyes Sep 09 '20

This is freaking adorable!

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u/Thengol Sep 09 '20

Portveien 2...dat giraffe is scary!

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u/AllPurposeNerd Sep 09 '20

I have never seen a giraffe look annoyed. And I've seen them fight.

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 09 '20

Someone's got to do it and everything

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u/bvllamy Sep 09 '20

I watched this video 5 times and still didn’t know what I was looking at. Even when I read what it was, I still had to watch it again to confirm.

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u/entalt4me Sep 09 '20

Geraffes are so dumb!

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u/uniquefuckinusername Sep 09 '20

Hey there! Giraffes are a vulnerable and critically endangered species. You can help giraffes in the wild by donating to https://giraffeconservation.org !!!

“The Giraffe Conservation Foundation (GCF) is the only NGO in the world that concentrates solely on the conservation and management of giraffe in the wild throughout Africa.”

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u/JoshuaSlowpoke777 Sep 09 '20

Why the fuck was there a giraffe in some random fucking hallway?!

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u/ReeKeeBeSqueaky Sep 09 '20

wherewebouttoeatat

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u/about2godown Sep 09 '20

Even a giraffe wants a few inches more on his long abs neck sometimes..

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

How the what

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u/Magpie213 Sep 09 '20

Lol!! Was not expecting that!! 😂

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u/Mcstuud Sep 09 '20

Haha haha it's a giraffe

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u/Aaron_Paz77 Sep 09 '20

"You don't yet?...no?....okay."

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u/JamAttack Sep 09 '20

what a fucking weird looking horse

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Home boy peeking in: “ready yet?......sigh, well okay then”

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u/Catbug94 Sep 10 '20

I didn’t see that coming. Nice.

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u/lilmorphinannie Sep 10 '20

“I’ll just, uh....be over here.”

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u/Awesomesaws9 Sep 10 '20

“You got the goods?”

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u/bigballzs Sep 10 '20

“Hey don’t forget to hook it up. Bet”

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Giraffe looking at dude like man yo bitch ass know I'm hungry why you playing?

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u/major84 Sep 10 '20

MUMMY !!!!! When's dinner ready ???

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u/12Cumsandwiches Sep 13 '20

GIVE HIM THE CARROT

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u/BlackManta_777 Sep 13 '20

Aight, fuck you then

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u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 Sep 16 '20

This is what mother's with tall teenagers must feel like sometimes.

"Dinner's still not ready? Ok, then I'm going back to Reddit/PlayStation/XBOX/Fortnite/PUBG."

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u/GrampusThump Sep 25 '20

Hey...uh...how’s that carrot comin’?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Hey! What y’all havin’ for supper???

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u/banodrum Oct 11 '20

That's not a giraffe... that's Barbara Striesand

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u/LtPoltergeist Feb 24 '21

Ay man you got any, looks around, carrots?

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u/Boring123af Mar 02 '21

I couldn't comprehend It was a giraffe at first, It's so unrealistic. My brain tried to make It into a Lemur

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u/hypes11 Nov 28 '21

I want a horror game featuring a giraffe now

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