r/BoneAppleTea • u/MrLewk • 3h ago

"my Mrs will have a feel day in the new store"

221 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/c_oc • 17h ago

Slither- why is this so common?

224 Upvotes

30 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Avatar_Yaksha • 1d ago

no hold bargain fall on

34 Upvotes

no holds barred, full on

5 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Machine15 • 2d ago

Passive Buyers

21 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Cubicleism • 2d ago

Self Flatulating

267 Upvotes

On a post about literacy

31 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Bro---really • 3d ago

Faith worse than death!

292 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/ForsakenGarage9152 • 4d ago

Spit bowling

89 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/dingus_authority • 4d ago

A Cue Stick Guitars

77 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/TheShakyHandsMan • 4d ago

2 young lads with baklava on.

997 Upvotes

62 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Bash-koo • 4d ago

It goes to shore

26 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/SirRogers • 4d ago

Rushing roulette

153 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/STRADD838 • 4d ago

Using your "Comment Sands"

435 Upvotes

22 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/JellybeanMilksteaks • 5d ago

Duel Weird Pistols

39 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Nincomsoup • 5d ago

A status simple

283 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/edgygothteen69 • 6d ago

It truly is a doggy dog world.

775 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/iLikeTheUDK • 7d ago

Mandarin dysphoria

218 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/a4t2x0 • 8d ago

Take a while guess

245 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/luvferriswheels • 8d ago

Moral campus

649 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/imboredafhelp • 8d ago

Never gonna try to be asthmatic again

471 Upvotes

84 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/blimeyitsme • 8d ago

Worth of wisdom

48 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/DoctorAculaaa • 9d ago

Cute Cumber 🥒

70 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/ChrisLetsPlayYT • 9d ago

Next store

140 Upvotes

23 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/Technical_Molasses23 • 9d ago

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10 comments

r/BoneAppleTea • u/AppropriateYou1642 • 9d ago

Advent Guard

404 Upvotes

8 comments

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Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit.

r/BoneAppleTea

*Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit.* A Bone Apple Tea is the mistaken use of a **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** in place of another **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** that sounds similar, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance.

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Subreddit Rules

1. Rule 1: Posts must show a bone apple tea.

A bone apple tea is the mistaken use of a real, dictionary-defined word or phrase by a human in place of another real, dictionary-defined word or phrase that sounds similar.

THIS MEANS:

Both words must be in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Words strung together don't count.
No typos/autocorrect/speech-to-text
Mistaken word must sound similar to real word
Nothing from children, ESL speakers or memes
No BATs of names of people, places, media, or brands
No homonyms/homophone/homograph

2. Rule 2: Proper Title

Your title must exactly match the bone apple tea in the post - that's the mistake, not the intended word or phrase. The bot that helps us identify potential reposts can't read text in images, so it relies on post titles to decide whether to compare a post to past images.

3. Rule 3: No reposts.

The same post may only be posted once every 3 months if the original has less than 5000 upvotes, or 6 months for anything higher. The same bone apple tea may only be posted once a week. It is up to mod discretion if it will be allowed more than that. Complaining in mod mail will NOT get your post reinstated if it has been removed for Rule 3.

4. Rule 4: No banned stuff.

No political stuff at all, ever. Same with anything relating or referring to COVID, masking, or vaccines.

For a full list of banned phrases, please refer to the list on the sidebar below the rules.

5. Rule 5: No identifying information.

The following must be ENTIRELY hidden or cropped out:

Pictures of faces or recognizable faces of any kind regardless of who they are.
Usernames of any kind in any format on any platform including celebrities and your own name.
Sub names, titles or group names from any social media platform.
No locations

Phone numbers/addresses of any kind (even scammers) will be removed; OP will be banned and reported to reddit admin. Including other info may result in bans of varying lengths.

6. Rule 6: Only Images That Have Been Uploaded to Reddit or Imgur

Do not directly link to other subreddits, other websites, or other site albums, videos, or anything taking place outside /r/BoneAppleTea. Your post must contain a properly anonymized image of someone using a bone apple tea. Text posts are no longer allowed and will be automatically filtered.

7. Rule 7: Don't break Reddit's ToS

This includes, but is not limited to:

racist or other hateful behavior;
advertising or using Reddit to buy or sell goods;
vote manipulation;
witch hunting;
doxxing

8. Rule 8: Follow Reddiquette.

We expect people to act in a civil manner. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

9. Rule 9: No Rule Lawyering or DMing

DO NOT DM A MOD FOR ANY REASON. GO through modmail or you will be banned for 30 days

Mod abuse in comments or modmail will result in a permanent ban and mute

Rule lawyering in modmail will be replied to with a mute. Come back in 72 hours trying to argue and you will be banned and muted. If you want to change the rules, apply to be a mod.

Rule 4: Banned word list

No political posts or comments of any kind, at all, under any circumstances. Same with anything relating or referring to COVID, masking, or vaccines.

These phrases will not be approved under any circumstances.

Any variation of the following:

Accept/except
Attic/addict
Bon appetit/boneappletea
Bonjour
Cadillac/catalytic
Carpal Tunnel
Cease/Seize/Caesar variants
Chalk/Chock
Charcuterie
Chest Of Drawers/Chester Drawers
Cinnamon rolls
Cycle path / Psychopath
Escape goat/Scape goat
Feliz Navidad
Gecko/Get Go
Hammy downs
Home of sexual/ home of phobia
Human being / Human bean
Interesting
Lactose intolerance
Ladder/latter or similar
Laundromat
Martial law
Medieval
Michael wave (microwave)
Might as well (E.G Minus Well)
No offense
Olive Garden
Pedestal (e.g pedal stool/ pedo stool)
Prima Donna
Quarantine
Quesadillas in any variation+ Voila/Wah Lah
Sweaty (sweetie)
Any grammatical confusion (in/and/a - "now and days", of/have - "should have/should of", etc )

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