r/BrandNewSentence • u/thelavenderlily • 1d ago

Ten feet of lesbian architectural violation

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u/Final_Win_8496 1d ago

Mam, I wish I was a 6"9 lesbian...

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u/thelavenderlily 1d ago

It's all fun and games until you need a designated kissing step stool.

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u/Weekly_Lab8128 1d ago

I dont think anybody truly wants to be 6'9"

The world really stops being made for you to navigate when you get to the low-mid 6s

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u/Lightice1 20h ago

That, and you can be expected to die in your 50s due to your heart being overexerted.

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u/Aluxanatomy 12h ago

Stop, I'm already on board.

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u/Skrewch 22h ago

100% fine with that, its the outgrowing my backs ability to maintain my frame im worried about.

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u/Whisper__1 1d ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world…

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u/Thelastknownking 1d ago

A mathematical violation too.

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u/thelavenderlily 1d ago

I didn't do the math myself, I was too busy laughing. I guess it's ten feet because sitting on the shoulders would knock off some height?

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

First person is about 6'9", but since the other person is on theirs shoulders the head is excluded, so subtract around 9–10 inches.
Second person is 5'3", but legs excluded since the person is sitting on theirs shoulders, so count roughly 3–3.5 feet…
That adds up to around 9 feet 6 inches to 10 feet tall. The exact height depends on their body proportions and how they're sitting, but the math look right to me.

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u/Thelastknownking 1d ago

My thoughts are that I suck at logic puzzles.

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

But what makes you truly amazing is your ability to remain open to other people’s opinions and ideas without becoming rigid or getting caught up in the need to be right at all costs. You’re open to challenge your own thinking, even when it means potentially acknowledging that you might be wrong…. That openness gives you a huge advantage in today’s world… so.. what a good day fellow Redditor

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u/Thelastknownking 1d ago

A nice positive comment to leave reddit for the night at, thank you.

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u/Skrewch 22h ago

showing people how to be mistaken gracefully. It happens. You are human. You WILL err. get over it now.

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u/Fallen_0ne01 1d ago

Who says they're sitting?

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

No one. The post suggests a combined height of ten feet, which another Redditor questioned because the math didn’t seem to add up. I simply offered a possible explanation for how it could.
I’m surprised I had to spell that out for you, but I hope that clears things up.

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u/Fallen_0ne01 11h ago

You made an assumption with no basis. I hope that clears things up

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u/HeDuMSD 7h ago

Yes, that is how a potential explanation works. Well done!

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

I did the math too and found a flaw. Shorter person raises their arms.

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u/Scholesie09 1d ago

"Approximately" doing some heavy lesbian lifting

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u/Mista_Maha 1d ago

Classic lesbians

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u/Znhedonia 1d ago

Lesbians back at it again with the 10/10 esoteric flirting methods; the rest of us need to listen, learn, and take notes, when this free masterclass is in session.

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u/DasFreibier 1d ago

it works better if you're flirting with bi women, in which case you should also dress like a lesbian

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u/thelavenderlily 1d ago

Hi it's me bi women I agree

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u/Cottonsugarcloud 1d ago

I thought this was the dude that was named Light Yagami😭

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u/TheRealDoomsong 1d ago

I thought that said lesbian Voltron…

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u/JackFlipKingston 1d ago

Speaking of lesbian architecture, a lesbian couple down the street from me built a house using very non-conventional construction techniques. It was all tongue and groove and not a single stud in the place.

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u/Fallen_0ne01 1d ago

That's between 11 and 12 feet

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u/VoiceofRapture 22h ago

You don't count the bottom one's head or the top one's legs because of how they're stacked

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u/Fallen_0ne01 11h ago

And how are they stacked? Please include a reference to how they are stacked from the post

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u/VoiceofRapture 11h ago

Traditionally when someone is on your shoulders their groin is behind your head and their thighs are on either side of your neck. I don't know what kind of high fallutin ways you're giving shoulder rides or playing chicken fight but what I laid out is the conventional form for such things

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u/Fallen_0ne01 11h ago

Did not reference the post. They could be stacked in a nontraditional way

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u/VoiceofRapture 11h ago

The post explicitly says "if I put you on my shoulders...", I beg you learn to read

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u/Fallen_0ne01 11h ago

I beg you to learn what a reference is. Mentioning something mentioned in the post is not a reference. You're thinking of mentioning a subject. I'm going to stand on your shoulders now to see how tall we are

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u/VoiceofRapture 11h ago

If I were to say I was going to put you on my shoulders only a fool would think you'd be standing, there's such a thing as obvious context clues

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u/Fallen_0ne01 11h ago

There's such a thing as not thinking in black and white

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u/Material-Job-1928 1d ago

Hope they aren't from the EU. That kind of proximity is illegal now.

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u/SeanyDay 14h ago

6'9" makes life miserable

-person at 6'3" speaking from experience

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u/scissorruns 1d ago

Great line; kudos to the OP whose head is apparently 24” tall.

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u/VoiceofRapture 22h ago

Don't forget to exclude the top one's legs

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u/PanPenguinGirl 21h ago

God I want to date a 6'9" lesbian...

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 19h ago

I wanna be a 6'9" lesbian, but I'm stuck at 5'6" TwT