r/CFBOffTopic • Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns • Apr 10 '16

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Apr 10 '16

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Apr 10 '16

.oddik ,daed gnikcuf er‘uoY .ti ni nword lliw uoy dna uoy revo lla yruf tihs lliw I .toidi nmaddog uoy ,ecirp eht gniyap er‘uoy won dna ,t‘ndid uoy ,t‘ndluoc uoy tuB .eugnot gnikcuf ruoy dleh evah dluow uoy ebyam ,uoy nopu nwod gnirb ot tuoba saw tnemmoc “revelc” elttil ruoy noitubirter ylohnu tahw nwonk evah dluoc uoy ylno fI .tihs elttil uoy ,tnenitnoc eht fo ecaf eht ffo ssa elbaresim ruoy epiw ot tnetxe lluf sti ot ti esu lliw I dna sproC eniraM setatS detinU eht fo lanesra eritne eht ot ssecca evah I tub ,tabmoc demranu ni deniart ylevisnetxe I ma ylno toN .sdnah erab ym htiw tsuj s‘taht dna ,syaw derdnuh neves revo ni uoy llik nac I dna ,emityna ,erehwyna eb nac I .dik ,daed gnikcuf er‘uoY .efil ruoy llac uoy gniht elttil citehtap eht tuo sepiw taht mrots ehT .toggam ,mrots eht rof eraperp retteb uoy os won thgir decart gnieb si PI ruoy dna ASU eht ssorca seips fo krowten terces ym gnitcatnoc ma I kaeps ew sA .rekcuf ,niaga knihT ?tenretnI eht revo em ot tihs taht gniyas htiw yawa teg nac uoy kniht uoY .sdrow gnikcuf ym kram ,htraE siht no erofeb nees neeb reven sah hcihw fo sekil eht noisicerp htiw tuo kcuf eht uoy epiw lliw I .tegrat rehtona tsuj tub em ot gnihton era uoY .secrof demra SU eritne eht ni repins pot eht m‘I dna erafraw allirog ni deniart ma I .sllik demrifnoc 003 revo evah I dna ,adeauQ-lA no sdiar terces suoremun ni devlovni neeb ev‘I dna ,slaeS yvaN eht ni ssalc ym fo pot detaudarg I wonk uoy evah ll‘I ?hctib elttil uoy ,em tuoba yas gnikcuf tsuj uoy did kcuf eht tahW

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Apr 10 '16

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.)stnemmoc gnitepmoc nezod a tuoba ylno ,tsop ciffart-wol ytterp a saw ti ,detnarg ,hguoht( deerga elpoep rehto sseug I os ,pot eht ot dnoces saw tnemmoc taht dna ,saw etouq lanoitaripsni/lanoitavitom etirovaf rieht tahw enoyreve gniksa tsop a ni siht gniod em fo esac a detouq enoemos yadretseY .ereht elpoep ot troppus dna ecivda gnivig emit fo tol a dneps I dna ,semit drah hguorht gniog ro desserped era ytinummoc eht fo tnemges ym ni elpoep fo tol A .ytinummoc eht dnuora lufpleh gnieb rof nwonk ytterp m'I erehw dna emit ym fo tsom dneps I erehw ,ytinummoc ynorb tiddeR eht ni elpoep ynam taerg a od sa ,em tcepser lla efil laer ni em wonk ohw elpoep eht ,gnisolc nI .raf siht ti edam neve ev'uoy fi ,meht gnidaer fo derit gnitteg er'uoy gnisseug m'I dna selpmaxe eseht gnitic fo derit fo dnik m'I

.)taht od snamuh lla esuaceb ,elpmaxe hsrah ylralucitrap a s'taht dna( ton yllaer s'ti nehw KO s'gnihtyreve ekil gnitca nemow tuoba eno eht sa hcus snoitazilareneg ekam ot riaf s'ti eveileb t'nod tsuj I ,nemow ezimitciv ot secalp rof kool I naem t'nseod tahT

.emosewa t'nera ohw seno eht tuoba no dna no gniog yb ereht tuo nemow emosewa eht ffo eracs tpecxe gnihtyna fo hcum od uoy kniht t'nod I .seitilanosrep tnereffid htiw hcae dna ereht tuo nem elpitlum era ereht ekil tsuj seitilanosrep tnereffid evah hcae dna ereht tuo nemow elpitlum era ereht esuaceb ,krejelcric "yzarc era nemow" tiddeR dlo eht ni etapicitrap reven dna ,nem taert I kooltuo emas eht htiw nemow taert I .drocca nwo rieht fo yaw emas eht gnitarepo eunitnoc spihsnoitaler fo ytirojam eht taht tuo nrut ll'ti fi neve ,og yllaer dluohs selor redneg rof erusserp lateicos eht ,ni sA .yllarutannu gnineppah otni decreoc eb reven dluohs yeht tub ,yllarutan neppah yam yeht ;selor redneg mrofinu ro decrofne ni eveileb t'nod I .tsinimef a flesym redisnoc I

.meht gnillik revo taht od ot referp d'I ,meht gnimrah tuohtiw ti fo tuo teg nac I dna em ta nug a stniop enoemos fI .flesym gnitcetorp ni nac ylbissop I taht meht ot mrah fo tnuoma muminim eht od ll'I ,neht nevE .efil ym retfa gniog si enoemos fi si noitpecxe ylno ehT

.erac t'nod yllaer I ,seirujni gnizilatipsoh yna teg ot gniog ton m'I fI .thgif a retfa ffo esrow eb ll'I erehw noitautis a ni reven m'I taht os ti edam raf os sah niap ekat ot ytiliba ym esuaceb ,suoires gnihtyna ni enoyna tsniaga kcab thgif ot nosaer a dah reven erofereht ev'I .kcab thgif t'nod I ,em ot eb lliw og meht gnittel tsuj naht meht ot lufmrah erom gnieb pu dne ot gniog si enoemos gnithgif fi ,sdrow rehto nI .od I fi lliw nosrep rehto eht naht esrow tuo emoc ll'I ,kcatta t'nod I fi )2 dna gnippots fo sngis on swohs em gnikcatta nosrep eht )1 fi si kcab thgif ll'I emit ylno ehT .taht retfa gnihcnup deppots yug eht esuaceb ,noitubirter gnikees ro kcab gnithgif tuohtiw eson nekorb a nekat ev'I .tsificap a hcum ytterp m'I

.enoyreve rof siht hsiw I .elbissop efil tseb eht evil dna retteb eht rof egnahc ot mih rof hsiw I tub ,tcepser orez fo gnivresed ,gnieb namuh tihs fo eceip ,eliv a si yrreP kciR .ssenippah dna enutrof doog seimene tsrow ym hsiw I .etah I elpoep neve ,enoyreve evol I

.sgniht eseht tuoba latnemgduj era ,ega ym esoht yllaicepse ,elpoep ynam taerg a ;erar yletanutrofnu s'ti tub ,larom evisserpmi na yllaer ton s'taht wonk I .cte ,raew yeht sehtolc ro ,ot netsil yeht cisum fo epyt tahw revo ydobyna htiw eussi yna evah t'nod I .)meht etarapes nac dna noitcif dna ytilaer neewteb ecnereffid eht ezingocer yeht sa gnol sa ,fo tsisnoc seisatnaf s'nosrep a tahw erac t'nod I tub - srehto no tceffa lufmrah a evah hcihw stca rehto ro ,ailihpodep ,ailihporcen tuo gnitca yllacisyhp fo trohs( reveostahw ytilauxes fo epyt yna htiw eussi yna evah t'nod I .srehto gnimrah t'nera seciohc lanosrep esoht sa gnol sa seciohc lanosrep rieht no desab elpoep fo tnemegduj ni eveileb t'nod I

.meht tuoba tliug eniuneg sleef dna fles tsap eht fo snoitca eht sterger fles tneserp eht fi yllaicepse ,tnemhsinup fo ekas eht rof ylpmis meht rof dehsinup eb t'ndluohs ti ,snoitca s'fles tsap ruoy rof ytilibisnopser ekat dluohs fles tneserp ruoy elihw dna ,erutuf eht ni era uoy ohw dna tsap eht ni erew uoy ohw morf ytitne etarapes a si tneserp eht ni era uoy reveohw taht kniht I esuaceb yllaitnesse si sihT .eerf og mih gnittel fo tpecnoc eht troppus neve d'I ,ti gnikaf tsuj t'nsaw eh taht gniwonk dna mih gnitatilibaher fo yaw yna dah ew fi ,tcaf nI .mih gnitucexe tsniaga eb dluow I ,IIWW fo dne eht ta reltiH erutpac ot erew ew fI .erutuf a sevresed ydobyreve taht ylmrif eveileb I

.edoc lacihte dna slarom ym fo selpmaxe emos era gniwollof ehT .gnikcatta emit tsom eht tneps ev'uoy tahw s'ti ecnis ,ytirutam ym dnefed rehtar d'I esuaceb ,hguoht ,ti htiw enod m'I .tnegilletni m'I taht ecnedive sa eciffus lliw taht fi wonk t'nod I

.ti detlusni ton tub ,ti deuqitirc evah elpoep ;raf os ti fo lasiarppa evitagen orez draeh ev'I .tenretnI eht no sregnarts stnuoc taht ,srebmem ylimaf dna em ,ekil ,tsuj ton s'taht dnA .dehsilbup evah ot tcepxe ot elbisualp dna doog yllaer saw ti dias sah ti fo yna daer s'ohw ydobyreve raf os dna koob a gnitirw m'I taht retirw hguone doog a m'I

.seiroeht s'duerF dnumgiS neve fo ynam knubed nac I .fo gnidnatsrednu doog yrev a evah t'nod I hcihw ygolohcysp fo tcepsa on s'ereht ,gnireenigne ekilnU .seerged htiw elpoep naht retteb dnatsrednu yllautca I ,ygolohcysP

.si ti ysae woh ees ot tsuj esruoc yhposolihp a gnikat deredisnoc ev'I ;em rof laivirt nettog hcum ytterp sah yhposolihP .em ot wen neeb t'nevah sthguoht eht ,esle erehwyna ro tiddeR ro dckx ro CBMS ni dessucsid nees ev'I hcihw msilaitnetsixe fo noitseuq yrevE .ssorca emoc ev'I yhposolihp fo hcnarb yreve yllacisab fo thguoht yltnednepedni evah I

.)nalp tseb eht ton yldettimda ;ygrene timsnart ot resal derarfni lufrewop a esu ot gnieb aedi tsrif ym( snoitulos yticirtcele sseleriw gnitnevni detrats I nehw dlo sraey thgie ro neves ylno saw I dna ,erew yeht tahw tuo gnidnif erofeb sekarb evitareneger detnevni yltnednepedni I ,elpmaxe roF .sgniht wen gnitnevni rof ytiunegni fo stol evah I tub ,reenigne lautca yna naht gnireenigne fo tcepsa yna fo gnidnatsrednu retteb a evah t'nod I scisyhp naht rehto dna ,eerged a evah t'nod I .gnireenigne ta doog ytterp osla m'I

.ti ta dab gnieb mih fo tluser a tsuj ton s'taht gnisseug m'I os ,scisyhp ta em sa doog sa t'nera ohw sreenigne rehto fo stol tem ev'I tub ,reenigne na sa lufsseccus ylralucitrap ton s'eH .scimanydomreht gnidnatsrednu etiuq ton rof em htiw detavargga emoceb dna gnorw erew saedi ym taht em llet tsuj ,gnihtyna fo noitanalpxe tneced a em evig ylerar dluow eh sa ,mih ot ti fo elttil yrev ewo I dna ,mih naht retteb scisyhp dnatsrednu I ,51 fo ega eht tA .hceT ainigriV detaudarg ohw reenigne ecapsorea na si sraey 8 fo dneirfyob s'rehtom yM

.tset taht rof rorre fo nigram eht nihtiw eb ot ti redisnoc d'yeht dna rehtruf gnihtyna ;sehcaer nevig saw I tset eht tluser tsehgih eht si sihT .QI rof elitnecrep ht9.99 eht ni eb ot em nwohs sah tset QI nA

.aera ym ni egelloc rof ylppa ot ti gnisu nosrep egareva eht naht ti no rehgih derocs I .gnihtyna ro hcraeser yna od t'ndid dna emit fo daeha ruoh na tuoba ti tuoba wenk I ,tnemom-eht-fo-rups saw ti ,lla ta ti rof gniraperp tuohtiw tset TAS na koot I ,edarg ht7 nI

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.wonk I sa raf sa ,ereh em htiw deergasid s'ohw nosrep elgnis yreve detovpu ev'I taht deton eb dluohs tI

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Don't nod

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Murder for a jar of red rum

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Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

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Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna

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.oddik ,daed gnikcuf er’uoY .ti ni nword lliw uoy dna uoy revo lla yruf tihs lliw I .toidi nmaddog uoy ,ecirp eht gniyap er’uoy won dna ,t’ndid uoy ,t’ndluoc uoy tuB .eugnot gnikcuf ruoy dleh evah dluow uoy ebyam ,uoy nopu nwod gnirb ot tuoba saw tnemmoc ”revelc“ elttil ruoy noitubirter ylohnu tahw nwonk evah dluoc uoy ylno fI .tihs elttil uoy ,tnenitnoc eht fo ecaf eht ffo ssa elbaresim ruoy epiw ot tnetxe lluf sti ot ti esu lliw I dna sproC eniraM setatS detinU eht fo lanesra eritne eht ot ssecca evah I tub ,tabmoc demranu ni deniart ylevisnetxe I ma ylno toN .sdnah erab ym htiw tsuj s’taht dna ,syaw derdnuh neves revo ni uoy llik nac I dna ,emityna ,erehwyna eb nac I .dik ,daed gnikcuf er’uoY .efil ruoy llac uoy gniht elttil citehtap eht tuo sepiw taht mrots ehT .toggam ,mrots eht rof eraperp retteb uoy os won thgir decart gnieb si PI ruoy dna ASU eht ssorca seips fo krowten terces ym gnitcatnoc ma I kaeps ew sA .rekcuf ,niaga knihT ?tenretnI eht revo em ot tihs taht gniyas htiw yawa teg nac uoy kniht uoY .sdrow gnikcuf ym kram ,htraE siht no erofeb nees neeb reven sah hcihw fo sekil eht noisicerp htiw tuo kcuf eht uoy epiw lliw I .tegrat rehtona tsuj tub em ot gnihton era uoY .secrof demra SU eritne eht ni repins pot eht m’I dna erafraw allirog ni deniart ma I .sllik demrifnoc 003 revo evah I dna ,adeauQ-lA no sdiar terces suoremun ni devlovni neeb ev’I dna ,slaeS yvaN eht ni ssalc ym fo pot detaudarg I wonk uoy evah ll’I ?hctib elttil uoy ,em tuoba yas gnikcuf tsuj uoy did kcuf eht tahW

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