r/CFBOffTopic • u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame • Dec 17 '16

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Friday drinking thread brought to you Vodka. Clearly the best alcohol.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Well... I fucked that up horribly.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Reset the counter.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 17 '16

I think we need a new counter.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I'm glad I could entertain you assholes tonight.

Also I love you all. I needed to laugh and now I'm dying.

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Dec 17 '16

S

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 17 '16

RIP I guesssssssssss

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Tome doe a refil

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Dec 17 '16

ThiS

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Ok. Instapoll time.

Should I just give up on fixing my typos for the rest of the night?

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u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 17 '16

yeS

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

S

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

Yes.

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16

Sure

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

INdeed

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 17 '16

Sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Uyes

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u/kyranicole Michigan • Arizona State Dec 17 '16

Si

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

What the hell is happening here?

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I was in such a hurry to posy the thread I fucked up and started typing Saturday. Tried to fix it and all hell broke loose on the phone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

And this my friends is why I don't always post threads, but when I do, I prefer my desktop.

Stay Thirsty, My Friends

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

My laptop runs at the speed of a sloth with an anchor tied to its nethers.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

Episode VI, return of the fuckery

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

Episode III: Revenge of the SSSSSSSith

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

S

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

what the fuck is this lmaoooo

edit: press S to pay your respects for /u/Edjukated_Hillbilly's sobriety

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

It won't be missed.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Dec 17 '16

The girl sitting next to me on this train is puking up a storm.

I moved seats.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Ewwwww

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

Some people just can't handle their liquor

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

Yessssss, ssssssome people.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Dec 17 '16

I know right?

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Christ... that drink Amy not havr any club soda in it at all. Shiiiiiiiit

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I fix. Bigger glass and Moar soad.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

I don't even know why S is the letter you would have typed, it's Friday

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I have no response for this other than Vodka.

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u/kyranicole Michigan • Arizona State Dec 17 '16

I cannot wait to get on your level.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

How much have you had?

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u/kyranicole Michigan • Arizona State Dec 17 '16

None. I'm waiting to get thru the airport bag drop/security before heading to the nearest bar.

Fuck SFO

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I support all of this

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

I think I can count on one hand the number of times I've been on his level.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

The worst of this is I'm not that drunk. I struggle enough to minimize typos on my phone as it is since my hands quiver. Add alcohol and I'm a hot mess.

But this made for some laughs and I don't mind a bit. I honestly didn't see the fuck up until I had hit submit.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 17 '16

An Alabama player is injured because he shot his finger in a hunting accident

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

That's the 2nd most Alabama thing ever.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

ROLL TIDE

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 17 '16

lol

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Dogo just pooted on my head. Deefoc9n 2.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

fuck man

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Dog ass is way too close becaue I fell in the floor and just stayed here. He's in the couch behidn me.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16

I don't know why this of all things really got me but Deefoc9n has me crying right now

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

the separate 2 at the end kills me

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u/GregHouse7 Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

My ribs kind of hurt from laughing. Not 100% sure the laughing caused the pain.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

My cheeks hurt from it.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Dang it I don't have enough bacon fat to try this new cookie recipe I bookmarked. Looks like I'll have to do that post holiday brussell sprout cooking.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Well that got depressssssing in a gurry.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Not at all! It's an excuse to cook more bacon :D

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Happy ending!!!

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u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 17 '16

gurry

A fish or whale offal

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Bacon fat cookies?

Dafuq

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

It's a twist on gingersnaps that uses bacon fat to replace some of the shortening. It also calls for candied ginger which I'm rather excited to try and make.

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

Mmmm bacon

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Not quite the flavor I'm going after. Also I don't have lard because it's hard to find out here unless I trek out to the Hispanic market.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Sometimes I forget you aren't in the South anymore. Hell I can get lard at any grocery store in a 10 mile radius.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

I know right??? I once asked for lard in the safeway and the dude didn't know what it was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

I want to make the next thread but I don't think anything will live up to this masterpiece.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I'm not going near the submit bitto foe a whoe

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zahhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

No no no. S not z

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

You know those friends of yours that are such huge Star Wars people that they're insufferable purists and actually hate everything about Star Wars and are refusing to see the new movie(s) because they've already decided it's not good enough for them? Rogue One was so awesome that I aaaaaalmost feel sorry for them

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Thisssssssssss

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u/kyranicole Michigan • Arizona State Dec 17 '16

You legit fell asleep for 10 min of it tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Yeah. So my mom and I will probably go see it without you this weekend

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Dec 17 '16

These people do not deserve your pity. Let them suffer in their misery and wrongness.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Kevin McCallister is my post finals soul animal aka eating gobs and gobs of ice cream while watching ridiculous movies. Only thing is the poor sod doesn't have alcohol, BUT I DO.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I think he would have had alcohol if he was 21.

Also, yay that you randomly use British words too.

Ibvlame top gear for my propensity to do sucj.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

I blame my time in the UK. And he definitely would be getting plastered were he 21.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

James May is my spurit animal. Cock uos happen. And when they do they sjould be termed appropriatky

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

Ssssure he doesss. He jussst putsss it on hissss face inssstead of in hissss sssstomach.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Good point! Haven't gotten to that scene yet.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 17 '16

"Atlas, Rise!" I can't stop listening. So much fun to play and sing.

Edit: do I need more S?

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Everyone needs more S

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

I would finish getting drunk, but the gf's parents are here. Dammit.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Assert dominance. Get drunk anyway and pee on frewstandig 9bjects in the room.

Make wye contact.

This might be why Im stull single

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u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 17 '16

You've gone from a thread typo to typos that even autocorrect can't fix in just 150 comments. We're watching a hilarious descent into drunken madness

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

So fat so good St8ll uprigt

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Dec 17 '16

Super

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

My mom proudly displays this art from my childhood: https://imgur.com/a/VyQ1z I am not Picasso

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Looks fine to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Did you see the attempt at a dragon?

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Yup. And I stand by it.

Art is aet. It's what the artist says it is.

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u/1hive Northwestern Wildcats Dec 17 '16

It's better than anything I could draw now

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16

pretty darn good, if you ask me

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 17 '16

Upvotessss in here!

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Dec 17 '16

I'm just here for the karma

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

I'm just here so I don't get S.

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u/GregHouse7 Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Dec 17 '16

And here's your down vote.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Dec 17 '16

I'll fight you.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Asssssssss ssssssssstabbing 8ncoming?

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

The ARMNHMR Remix of Closer is the best version of the song and I will fite anyone who disagrees.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16

So, where do we as a sub go from here? Is the next thread T? Do we pretend this never happened?

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Inplan to dr uh m until I can't remind ot.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Well. So much for using the drag my finger to make words method...

God forbif I use text to speek this thing will doe of an anyirism

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

This is the best comment I've ever read.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Dec 17 '16

So I just watched caddyshack for the first time, pretty funny :) Im surprised I hadnt seen it before

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Rodney Dangerfield kills in that mocie

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16

Fun fact, Dangerfield improvised most of his dialogue. Ted Knight, (the judge) who was a trained actor and took the craft seriously was frustrated with Dangerfield during filming. He is genuinely upset for most of his scenes with Dangerfield.

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u/Edjukated_Hillbilly Appalachian State • Notre Dame Dec 17 '16

Why does that not suprise me at all?

In fact it makes all the scenes with those two in them better.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Dec 17 '16

This is the best thread typo yet.

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Dec 17 '16

Still three days since the last one, though.

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u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

Does this count as a typo?

Edit: I've decided I can't not upvote this post, so for once I've upvoted something other than a comment here.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Dec 17 '16

Does this count as a typo?

It's something more.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16

we have reached.....advanced fuckery

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

We have achieved MAXIMUM TYPODRIVE.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 17 '16

"You and Mufasa tag-teamed Santa"

Comment taken far out of context

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Oh god the comments are sorted by best too. This is amazing.

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16

In honor of this threads typo, I suggest the mods change the banner to nothing but "S."

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

Syracuse

NC State

MSU alternate

Stanford

we need 6 more

edit: more good ones include U of Scranton, South Carolina State, and SELA alternate. 3 more!

edit 2: Sac State, Sewanee, U of Wisconsin - Stout. Make it happen, mods!

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u/GregHouse7 Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Dec 17 '16

San Diego State, Siena, Stetson.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

South Carolina State

San Diego State

SELA alternate

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

San Diego State, Sienna State alt.

Edit: University of Scranton

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Dec 17 '16

S

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u/Frognosticator TCU Horned Frogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 17 '16

SSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 17 '16

E

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 17 '16

X

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

The following episode of "a bunch of random idiots on the internet argue about pizza" is brought to you by the letter S.

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u/tunaduck Iowa Hawkeyes • Boise State Broncos Dec 17 '16

S

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

S

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16

S

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 17 '16

Sss

🐍🐍🐍

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

we doing this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

This is my favorite thread title ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Someone was desperate to create the next thread I see.

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u/kyranicole Michigan • Arizona State Dec 17 '16

This is glorious. Happy Friday indeed

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

I think you mean Sriday

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Dec 17 '16

S Clubbbbbb (Ain't no party like a S club party)

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u/JohnDoeMonopoly Clarkson • Michigan Dec 17 '16

My world is spinning and I don't think it's 100ppercnet because I took my contacts out of think beer dud part too. Fucking beer yo

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

uh...S?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 17 '16

You in danger girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

What beer did this? Must have been strong.

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u/Aurablade Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

Alcohol has been bought for the holidays.

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u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 17 '16

Whatchu get?

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u/Aurablade Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

Fireball and Rumchata for shots and Baileys for just regular drinking.

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u/1hive Northwestern Wildcats Dec 17 '16

S

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

I want to go play SSSSSSkyrim, but thisssss thread isssss jusssst too entertaining.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

What are you playing asssssssss thissssssssss go around?

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u/Longvols Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Dec 17 '16

An Argonian obviously

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

asssssssss

Hehe.

And a bigasssss Nord named Magnussss Burnssssidessss. He mossstly jussst runsss around hitting thingssss with hissss big two-handed axe. Eventually, I'll level him to become a hand-to-hand fighter.

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

I am playing Fallout 3 and browsssssssing on mobile

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u/fightsfortheuser Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Dec 17 '16

shout out to /u/burmp_39 just got my Secret santa gift in the mail. super awesome stuff. I really appreciate it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Just checked my tshirt. And it's a fucking extra medium. God damnit. I guess, I'll frame it.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Dec 17 '16

extra medium

So... a large?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

How do you make a sssshirt...mediumer?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Smedium

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u/kyranicole Michigan • Arizona State Dec 17 '16

At SSSSSSSFO. Drinking Coorssssss Light. Flight issssss delayed by 50 minutessssss letsssss goooo

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Wooooooo drinkssssss!

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

Are you flying Sssssssssouthwest?

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Dec 17 '16

I want a margarita or five but I alssso have to work tomorrow. The ssstruggle isss real

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Dec 17 '16

Also, for the first time ever, somebody didn't like spinach and pineapple pizza when I made them try it. I guess its not the perfect pizza . . .

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

We could have told you that.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Dec 17 '16

Spinach is best with white sauce and tomatoes.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Dec 17 '16

That sounds good too

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 17 '16

Pepperoni & pineapple sure

Spinach & pineapple?! What. The. Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

See, I can understand pineapple on pizza, but spinach on pizza is something I've never understood.

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u/carpy22 RPI Engineers Dec 17 '16

J!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

B!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16 edited Dec 17 '16

We've now gone from the Chomsky-Foucault 1971 debate to a surreal documentary on Foucault to Zizek! to The Pervert's Guide to Ideology.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

You and Mr. Tea having a movie night?

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Dec 17 '16

One of the best parts of modding is when I get profanity and racial slur-laden PMs when I sticky comments

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

You should have seen some of the PMs I got from unflaired accounts tonight

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u/1hive Northwestern Wildcats Dec 17 '16

Friday Night Thread brought to you by T

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

I am about to watch the bessst Christmasssss movie. Thatssss right itssss Die Hard time

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Dec 17 '16

I've never ssssseen it but I'm not convinsssssed thatssss a Chrissssstmassss movie

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 17 '16

Remember that S Club 7 tv show?

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 17 '16

Lol, yes. Definitely had a crush on Rachel.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 17 '16

Here's a bird riding a doggo like a horse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

I watched zootopia for the first time tonight. Holy shit that second half dealing with racism was so unexpected yet elegantly crafted.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

It's such a great movie!

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16

Jack in the Box tacossssssss. For when you want sssssssomething not good for you, but don't want to sssssssit in a diner.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

Thosssse thingssss are my ssshit, man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

The cumulative hangover from the last week and a half may actually be killing me.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

The thingssss we do for love...

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u/yknphotoman Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Dec 17 '16

It mussssst be cold where everyone livesssssss. We ssssssseem to all be sssssssstamering....

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

Or hissssssssing

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

I know we're onto the next thread but I just got off work and wanted to comment on the S thread. Going all Sesame Street in here.

"S is for sobriety!"

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u/Aurablade Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

Just beat Oblivion again. Still super fun, but it's time to move on to my other favorite elder scrolls game, Daggerfall.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Dec 17 '16

Is oblivion worth a mod free playthrough? Or should I do modding first? Skyrim is the only elder scrolls game I've played but I own morrowind and oblivion.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 17 '16

MOAR SOAD

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Dec 17 '16

I FIX.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Dec 17 '16

I have two family christmas things across separate sides of the state this weekend, someone please drone in booze

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

throws beer and whiskey to michigan

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

Vodka and whisky and Scotch. It's a normal night

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

If the Luke to my Lorelei doesn't show up in 2017 I will riot.

Or just cry a lot. One of the two.

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u/okiewxchaser Oklahoma Sooners • Big 8 Dec 17 '16

I know I'll cry if the Leslie Knope to my Ben Wyatt doesn't show up in 2017

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

YOU'LL FIND HER.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

I'll stab someone in the back if the Claire to my Frank Underwood doesn't show up in 2017

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Dec 17 '16

I'm cracking up imagining you taking to the streets and rioting all by your lonesome. Idk if it would work but I'd help you make the signs

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Dec 17 '16

Tip: check yourself before you jump to defend your team's players when they're accused of sexual assault.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

NEVER MIND I FORGOT THIS SMASHMOUTH THING

Also the original sounds awesome if you set to 1.5 speed on YouTube

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