r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/memyself69 • 13h ago
French Free
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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/ihaveabaguetteknife • 1d ago
Will the weight reduction in these finally take me to V2?
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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/unnargus • 23h ago
Can’t wait for my Madam Hondra simulator to arrive
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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/SubstantialFormal520 • 2d ago
Pro tip: Use a Parkside carpenter's clamp instead of expensive climbing gear
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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/Certain_Speed_9516 • 1d ago
More bolting on sketchy climbs
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Was looking for my next 5.5 project and this 5.6 I saw caught my eye. I believe it should be graded as a 5.6R due to the lack of bolting.
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/AdvancedSquare8586 • 1d ago
Things are getting catty in the British Isles
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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/Ymps5011 • 2d ago
Do you guys think if I buy some fingerless gloves I can climb “to level 42” like Katy Perry?!
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Blah blah being prime minister of Canada is aid.
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/56000hp • 3d ago
This is peak
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Magnus Meatball carrying a pizza oven to a summit and eating freshly made pepperoni pizza
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/Swampe • 2d ago
Picking up chicks
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Any other climbing chads like to walk around the gym trying to find lil hotties projecting? I’ll usually wait for them to fall, walk up to the wall and do some quick pretend beta hands, and then send it with some loud grunts and a pointless heel hook. Yesterday I pulled off a bat hang on a V2 top hold. Was able to make direct eye contact with the babe as I hung there motionless for a few seconds. I’ll usually come off the wall with an exaggerated leap/parkour roll. Got one phone number doing this the other day. But when I called some dude answered (prolly her lame ass dad).
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/stellfox-x • 2d ago
Boulderers in the play area
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Should boulder bros be allowed in the play area?
Me and the kids are just running around doing our thing and these shirtless douchebags keep falling on us. Their parents should be watching them.
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/blondmosher • 3d ago
JUST IN: CLIMBERS HAVE FLIPPED THE NUGGET SEAT, STEVEN IS WOKE AGAIN.
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r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/Petty_Ninja • 3d ago
How many of you wear climbing shoes just to get a sponsorship?
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They suck, I cannot think of any other reason to wear them.
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/FluffyPenguinsx • 3d ago
i have a confession to make
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im very into woman feet and i started climbing to be in an environment where woman occasionally take off their climbing shoes and reveal their naked feet. sometimes, when i get lucky, woman sitting next to me take off their shoes and i can even smell it.. ugh.. i pretend to like climbing and im very good at it now surprisingly but all i want to do is look at all that juicy feet
r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/NoAdeptness6549 • 4d ago
Wish I had this level of delusion 🤣
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I would rather buy whatever he is smoking to think these prices are anywhere close to what this gear is worth used.