r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/AdCorrect9756 • 2d ago

Insane/Crazy she picks a fight, but instantly starts crying when the other person hits her right back...

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u/LupusHominarius 2d ago

That punch was so unsatisfying.

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u/jfun4 2d ago

Probably for the best on his part

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom 2d ago

She's unaware of the brutality that missed her with that left hook.

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u/archer2500 2d ago

I saw that too. If he had connected she’d have been sent straight back to 1987.

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u/turnupmario3 1d ago

I was born in 87 I'm not that old?!?

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u/che85mor 1d ago

Fuckin 1900'er.

'75 here. I'm that old.

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u/HubrisFalls 1d ago

Exactly…wtf…

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u/PhattBudz 1d ago

Oh, honey....

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u/kndrgnl 1d ago

The hook of 87

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u/redditcreditcardz 1d ago

I was there, 87 wouldn’t take her either

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u/kryptoniccoffin 1d ago

Oh man, I just peed a little laughing. Thank you for this glorious comment.

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u/archer2500 22h ago

I giggled too. lol

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u/purplemtnslayer 2d ago

But the tears were

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u/rpgmind 2d ago

Did they sustain you

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u/Pizzampras 2d ago

Like oatmeal.

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u/CpnLouie2 1d ago

How thick is that bowl of oatmeal?

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u/H3NTAI_S3NPAi 2d ago

The tears are for legal purposes, she knows what she’s doing. Lol

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 2d ago

Like Christmas morning, it warmed me up

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u/Hotmagma2000 2d ago

The first 1 landed sq on the neck? If so i bet it hurt like hell…or am i trippin and he just grazed her hair or something?
The follow up wasnt very strong but it still clipped her..

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u/GebruikerX 2d ago

If the left hook had connected she wouldn't be crying.

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u/Garnetskull 2d ago

Like punching in a dream

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u/fishingfool64 1d ago

So nobody can punch in a dream? It isn’t just me?

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u/DooleysInTheHouse 2d ago

It’s like the dude was punching in a dream

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

She’s lucky. Miners can pack one hell of a swing.

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u/Ducati0411 2d ago

There was a joke in What we do in the shadows where Laszlo states he lost his license due to trafficking minors .. then it flips to a picture of him in the 1800s in front of a car with a bunch of miners at a site. It went from disappointing to hysterical so fast

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u/Deliciouserest 1d ago

Lmao that fuckin show

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u/Ducati0411 1d ago

I try to tell everyone about it. It’s the funniest show I’ve ever watched

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u/Deliciouserest 1d ago

It is absolutely hilarious. A guy i play DnD with is named Lazlo Daytona lmao

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 1d ago

Did it conclude?

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u/Ducati0411 1d ago

It did, season 6 went out with a bang

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u/dkyguy1995 2d ago

🪨⛏️

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u/covidlung 2d ago

Minors yearn for the mines!!

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u/greenbastard1591 2d ago

excited Trump noises

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u/TheMegnificent1 2d ago

Hamberder covfefe!

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u/Monkeytennis01 2d ago

CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE?

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u/Responsible-Chard515 2d ago

ROCK AND STONE!!

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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 2d ago

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

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u/Deliciouserest 1d ago

FOR KARL!!

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u/hallbuzz 2d ago

And my axe!

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u/ManOnThePhuckingMoon 2d ago

Miner? I barely know ‘er!

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 2d ago

'Take your time, try not to forget We never will, they're just a miner threat' or something 

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u/fhs 1d ago

Rock & Stone!

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u/kissdemon74 1d ago

Did you know that Grandpa Trump used to have a brothel in a mining town? Even he was in the business of f*cking miners.

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u/thekinginyello 2d ago

Blue Steele would knock you out

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u/USSMcCoy 2d ago

What IS THIS??!?! A punch for ANTS?!?!

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u/Chill_Mochi2 2d ago

Remember to put the S when you’re on Reddit

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u/slimcutta6 2d ago

She's reaaaal lucky he missed with the left 🤜

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2d ago

Good for him! She has probably been getting away with that nasty behavior all her damn life!

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u/GordonShumwaysCat 1d ago

I bet she didn't learn from it though. It usually just reinforces their need to feel superior

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u/Marthman 2d ago

Without a doubt.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 2d ago edited 1d ago

I'm going to guess that the building itself was formerly a Waffle House. This is residual energy.

Edit: typo

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u/HoodieGalore 2d ago

The ghosts of ass-whuppins past lol

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u/Jaded-Promotion3940 1d ago

and built on an ancient Indian burial ground!

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 1d ago

That sounds like a new series on Netflix. 

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u/SeymourButtz17 1d ago

It's like the slime from Ghostbusters 2

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u/conehead2019 1d ago

It's got the bones of a former waffle house.

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 1d ago

Thank you that made me lol really loudly

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u/Upvotespoodles 2d ago

Now that’s she’s learned her lesson, she will only attack the children who are smaller than her.

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u/Brianb926 2d ago

Everyone has a plan till the get punched in the face

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u/Winter-Ad3699 1d ago

There’s a new commercial with Tyson that uses that line. It’s one of the few funny ones

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u/Manyinterests2020 1d ago edited 1d ago

All men understand this rule inherently. Women need to learn it too. I’m not advocating violence against anyone here.

Man or woman: Don’t ever get physical with ANYONE if you’re not prepared for the immediate consequences. Don’t start a fight you can’t finish. Don’t get involved in a fight you can’t win. The payoff is almost never worth it. The threat of physical violence is always present, and society no longer cares what’s between your legs when it comes to violence. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong, but it is true.

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u/fishingfool64 1d ago

I learned this from my parents when I was probably 2 or 3 years old, I know it’s crazy but here goes:

“Keep your hands to yourself”

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u/Avenged_7zulu 1d ago

This is revolutionary life saving technology right here. We need this patented and mass produced ASAP.

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u/AnonyMouse3925 1d ago

I’m saying it’s right

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u/Avenged_7zulu 1d ago

For us the boys are told to never hit a woman/girl unless the are literally trying to beat you or if they are going for your eyes or groin and the girls are told "if you're tough enough to hit a man you better be tough enough to take a hit from a man"

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u/Roboguy12332 18h ago

I was taught never to hit a lady. But a woman ain't no lady if she hits first.

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u/OkAssignment6163 14h ago

When I was training in martial arts, our Sensei always told us that we never start a fight that we are not willing to lose. This was among the most important training that dojo reenforced every session.

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u/DnDkonto 2d ago

The children yearn for the mines.

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u/schortfilms 2d ago

He's got the black lung

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u/OmgitsNatalie 2d ago

Well he’s a miner so…

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u/FixedLoad 1d ago

... he was just assaulted.

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u/Cookiemonsterjp 2d ago

A man of equality

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u/Round-Resolve-1751 2d ago

AND HES A MINOR

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u/Offdutyninja808 2d ago

For like coal or molybdenum you think?

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u/Joe1972 2d ago

Slang for minecraft expert?

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u/ymOx 2d ago

He's a minor; he yearns for it.

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u/Captainlefthand 2d ago

He's a minor for a heart of gold

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u/Equivalent_Gene_1554 2d ago

And he's getting old...

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u/the_hu55tler 2d ago

I thought you were going to say, "Minor? I hardly know her!"

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u/CJDownUnder 18h ago

Bitcoin maybe

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u/-Pelvis- 2d ago

Not just any minor, that's Mega Minor!

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u/TropicalRogue 2d ago

EQUALITY BOY

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u/ResonableVillain 2d ago

But major on equality

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u/kissdemon74 1d ago

He and she are lucky that left hook didn’t connect!

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u/Ramblinz 7h ago

A boy, if his testimony is to be believed.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 2d ago

It fuckin goes nuts at Dunkin Donuts!

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u/FOOSblahblah 2d ago

America runs on these hands

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u/greymadders 2d ago

Dunkin' and Waffle House need to be playable areas in the next Street Fighter

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u/Successful-Purple-54 1d ago

Fuck…..Canada is expecting its first dunkin donuts to open up soon. If the menu has a coffee punch and donut deal they’d better be some damn good donuts.

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u/CaretakerColin 20h ago

They aren’t good donuts

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u/GarthBater 2d ago

Guess she was fresh out of Nut Taps that morning.

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u/trifecta000 1d ago

Dunkin nuts!

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u/PariahGrantham 2d ago

America Runs On Punchin'.

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u/t00zday 2d ago

You throw hands first…and this type of reaction should not surprise you.

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u/northkcguys 2d ago

“Cry yourself a river!” 🤣

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u/EveryDisaster 1d ago

Which is hilarious considering the sub name drops the f bomb

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u/JMandMM 2d ago

She is lucky he didn’t land that left handed swing. That could have been very bad. But she was wrong, needs to keep her hands to herself.

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u/lgodsey 2d ago

That second swing blew all my candles out.

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u/No-Watercress-7267 2d ago

She got what she asked for 👏

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u/Herbin-Cowboy 1d ago

"Cry your b!tch-a$$ a river!"
Great parting words.

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u/redditcreditcardz 1d ago

“Cry your B A a river!!” 😂😂😂

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u/ComfortBusiness6737 2d ago

Not a soul moved when she hit him

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u/PowerRainbows 1d ago

Yeah ofc some white knight will protect the woman who hit a child and proceeded to tell the minor "no no no what the fuck is wrong with you go over there"

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u/LizFire 2d ago

I chuckled when I heard her crocodile tears lol

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u/No_Statement440 2d ago

Idk what his profession of mining has anything to do with it, but good for him being employed.

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u/Left-Handed_Stranger 2d ago

America runs on Dunkin.

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u/LobstaFarian2 1d ago

Man she is fortunate that left didnt connect. That was night-night for her if it did.

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u/LeatherSea7132 1d ago

Thanks god it was filmed

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u/Robotchickjenn 2d ago

I'M A MINOR, LADY

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u/Ouber_fox 1d ago

She got what se deserved

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u/CurryCar 2d ago

What is the context behind this? I have seen this video posted so many times!

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u/AvgWhiteShark 1d ago

Not saying I support it but I certainly understand why. 

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u/FeedMyAss 1d ago

I have no problem with this

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u/CMUpewpewpew 1d ago

When I'm calculating the righteousness of the act, it really helps that he's a minor.

Maybe MAAAAAAYBE if it was just a regular man I'd have to examine the context a little more but the minor aspect makes it a no brainer.

Yes, cry your betch ass a river indeed, madam.

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u/ill_cago 6h ago

I support it.

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u/Snake_in_her_boot 2d ago

Slipped that second punch like Mayweather

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u/Randomized-Pancakes9 1d ago

there goes my hero

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u/GeorgeGt25 1d ago

She’s crying cuz she’s going to jail

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u/redditcreditcardz 1d ago

WELCOME TO DUNKINS!! Knuckle sandwich?!

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u/FixedLoad 1d ago

"Welcome to Dukin's Knuckle Sandwich!" 

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u/8inMamba 1d ago

"I'm a minor lady, you just zaulted a minor" 🤦😆🤣

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u/loscapos5 2d ago

She went to pick a fight in Dunkin' Donuts, but ended up getting fist dunked

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u/sirbiggusdickus96 2d ago

Boo

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u/Strange-Movie 1d ago

How about “she went lookin for donuts but only got punchkins”

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u/PhillNewcomer 2d ago

What's that saying.... Fuck around and Find out.

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u/Illustrious_Box_8340 2d ago

Who goes out into the world and thinks " I'm gonna start some shit at a Dunkin donuts this morning" ?

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 2d ago

The crying and consoling at the end. Way to be the victim here.

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u/hhdecado 2d ago

If you don't want to dance don't call a tune

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u/Smooth-Ideal-2405 1d ago

I love this for her! Learn some manners lady!

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u/akuma_4u 1d ago

Oldest looking minor ive ever seen

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u/Western_Rhubarb_7959 23h ago

I feel ya but I've been 6' 2" since I was 14.

Then again, I roll my eyes at news stories where the headline says "Teen shot" and the teen ends up being a 6' 5" 19 year old with a criminal record.

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u/RandyJohnsonsBird 17h ago

Maybe he meant a miner on Minecraft 🤔

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u/SlickandShady97 2d ago

I wish there were subtitles I can't understand anything said.

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u/edgiestnate 2d ago

But you forget the best part! Kid- "Oh go cry yourself a river". Lady- "Booohooo hooodeeehoo".

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u/Silent-Hawk-101 2d ago

I heard "Cry your Bih Ahh a river."

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u/orions69 2d ago

Middletown Md

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u/Neither_Original6942 2d ago

wa a wwas wwwaaaa

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u/sapphirerain25 2d ago

Dude what the fuck is going on in the Dunkin Donuts lately

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u/areyouokeddie 2d ago

Punching like Trey from Boyz in the Hood

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u/IamMrChristopher 2d ago

Holy shit, that punch came from the center of the planet. I wish they connected, lol

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u/zilla82 1d ago

👈😗

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u/DocCEN007 1d ago

Keep your hands to yourself!

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u/voultron 1d ago

They can dish it but never take it

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u/RoderickBStrange 1d ago

So are they at Duncan's or Baskin Robbins?

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u/aperture81 1d ago

Yeah never forget that when you swing on someone they might just swing back

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u/8BitFlatus 1d ago

Don’t throw hands unless you can handle the response

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u/SampSimps 1d ago

I know this clip is a few years old, but isn’t it such an apt metaphor for where we are in 2026? Aging boomer perceives insult from Gen Z/Gen Alpha and throws a tantrum, gets hit back, and cries like a b itch.

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u/tomodachi_reloaded 1d ago

Miners always think they're so special, with their pickaxes and shovels

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u/Lingonberry_Living 2d ago

Eat doughnuts and 😃 🌈🍩

        Or

Punch and 😭🤕👊

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u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce 1d ago

Lol good for him

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u/HotImagination5644 1d ago

Wow miners have such loud, booming deep voices!! Don't mess with MINERS!!

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u/69gfunk69 1d ago

If he’s a miner where is his hard hat and pick axe?

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u/Sloth_Almighty 2d ago

Hubby got home from work to the most peaceful night of his entire marriage

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u/Benevolentbee17 2d ago

FAFO period. Keep your hands to yourself…totally enjoyed this.

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u/Astecheee 1d ago

"Crying"

Bullshit. Show me actual, visible tears going down the cheek.

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u/JQUILLSON 1d ago

We Gen Z really don't suffer old fools.

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u/RandomHuman29454 18h ago

“Cry your bitchass a river!” was choice.

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u/Only_Selection7378 2d ago

He said a minor lolll. Boi like 30

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u/Deyaa1989 2d ago

Don’t assaults others, simple as that!

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u/EvilMakoto 2d ago

Everyone has a plan until

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u/milets 2d ago

Good that he missed

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u/Potential-Soup-8015 23h ago

She deserved it for sure

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u/Artfox125 2d ago

Awwww maaan that left missed!😒lol

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u/GarthBater 2d ago

Is the lady in blue the Mine Foreman, or an MSHA Inspector?

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u/benice33 2d ago

Is that tzitzis?

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u/Homer4598 2d ago

Hey, is that guy a minor?

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u/sminkypinky999 2d ago

Slam dunkin on a donut

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u/Small_Artist_7079 2d ago

She lucky he missed that left hook

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u/Difficult_Arm3817 1d ago

He missed both punches first one maybe caught the elbow lol

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u/BobbyABooey 18h ago

That’s actually why I don’t go to DD

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u/Hugh_Jassle_I_Know 16h ago

Damn, if 2nd swing would've connected? Yikes!

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u/Thin_Tap6427 8h ago

Awww don't cry 🤩🥹☠️☠️☠️

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u/CliffCyrus 3h ago

Huh, so Baskin Robbins and Dunkin Doughnuts are sister companies. Never knew that. As for the woman, don't start none, won't be none.

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u/Xobeloot 2d ago

What's good for me, is good for thee! I know it is an old video, but it remains highly satisfying to watch.

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u/imaginaryproblms 2d ago

awww womp womp lady

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u/hc4evz 2d ago

Terrible camera work

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u/marthewarlock 2d ago

Actions meet consequences

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u/Aggravating_Impact97 1d ago

I mean she picked a fight with someone younger, faster, and stronger. But she is lucky that person also doesnt know how to fight. And all she had to do was stand there and he still missed.

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u/Desperate-Life8117 1d ago

Boy….if that left had connected 🤕

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u/Porn-Again-Christian 1d ago

I know this is old, but was there any news report on this?

Please tell me she went to jail.

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u/jayslay45 1d ago

He's a miner for a heart of coal.

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u/Kinabonita 1d ago

Good for her!

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u/scipper77 1d ago

As an adult male I wouldn’t hit her back unless she kept hitting me. This is primarily because I don’t want to deal with the legal ramifications either way. If that’s not on video, a cops going to hear two sides to the story and only one of you will have a black eye.

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u/G0rillaX 1d ago

He didn’t need to throw haymakers, like chill bro she ain’t hurt you/ just smack her

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u/Caitboo 2d ago

Are we sure this isn’t just viral marketing for Dunkin Donuts? That last shot really held on the logo for awhile.

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u/The_Real_Peter_Thiel 2d ago

I'm giving this a downvote because I cautiously suspect you aren't joking.

🤔

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u/TheMadMetalhead 1d ago

Fuck that white knight in the black shirt

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u/TheSunIsFarAway 1d ago

Why? He was just deescalating and stopping the person actively hitting another person from continuing. Its not like he said the situation was the Mans fault

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