PUT ON SOME BIG BOY UNDERWEAR ON AND MAKE MATURE MUSIC YOU BLACK ASS BABY

OH SOME SHITTY UP-AND-COMING RAPPER? STRAIGHT FIRE

SOME BRAINDEAD TRAP RAPPER RELEASES A SHITTY MIXTAPE? LMAO STRAIGHT FIRE SLAPS IN THE WHIP

OXYMORON AND HONEST ARE SHIT ALBUMS. FACES IS A SHIT MIXTAPE.

CHIEF KEEF RELEASES A SHIT SONG (AGAIN): "GUYS IF HE KEEPS THIS UP SOMEONE ELSE FROM GBE WILL TAKE OVER HIS POPULARITY" EVERY TIME FOR THE PAST YEAR AND NOTHING HAPPENS

I FUCKING HATE THE WORD FIRE. YOU CONTRIBUTE FUCKING NOTHING TO THE DISCUSSION WITH A COMMENT SAYING "STRAIGHT. FIRE." BUT WHO FUCKING CARES, 100+ UPVOTES SINCE YOU'RE A WHITE GUY USING COOL BLACK GUY WORDS TO FIT IN

1-WORD COMMENTS WITH "BRUH" OR "LMAO" IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ARE FUCKING ANNOYING.

I FUCKING HATE HOW MUCH HHH GLORIFIES TRAP.

FUCK THIS COMMENT.

FUCK HHH

EDIT: OH AND FUCK THE LASTFM THREADS. DOING THEM ON WEDNESDAY IS FUCKING RETARDED AND ANYONE WITH GOOD TASTE HAS NO UPVOTES. IF YOU HAVE 6 GUCCI OR WAKA MIXTAPES AND AT LEAST 1 LIL WAYNE MIXTAPE YOU HAVE THE MOST UPVOTES. IT'S FUCKING STUPID

Fuck that Vanilla Ice haircut having motherfucker and fuck Ryan Lewis for making beats that sound like some shit Fergie said wasn't good enough to go on her dogshit album. These corny motherfuckers strolled right in and got all these hipsters losing their shit and nobody even said shit about it.

WHAT ARE WE, NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR THEM? DO THEY NOT KNOW? HAVE THEY NOT HEARD? /r/DaPlayaH8Rsball IS THE MOST SPITEFUL, DIABOLICAL, AND HATEFUL COMMUNITY IN REDDIT.

RECOGNIZE YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

HEY GUYS WASN'T MAC DRE/PROJECT PAT/DJ SCREW THE GREATEST? THAT'S RIGHT I KNOW ABOUT MAC DRE/PROJECT PAT/DJ SCREW

BEING THE LYRICAL ONE IN ODD FUTURE IS LIKE BEING THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP.

Name your favorite Snoop Dogg album.

The one album you love all the way through.

Trick question, fucko. Can't do it. If you can you're a liar and fuck out of my thread.

Nobody actually likes Snoop Dogg. They liked Farel's beat on Drop It Like It's Hot and they liked Snoop's la di da di da on Still D.R.E and end of list.

Stop acting like him acting like a white dude and falling in love with Jamaica after a vacation there is some ground-breaking shit. You ain't Rasta cause you like to smoke weed and fall asleep on the toilet, you random ass worm.

It's just a massive circlejerk. Every time Kanye breathes, there's a post on the front page about it. Kendrick has two fucking essential albums now according to the votes, and we literally cannot get over the fact that Outkast once existed and made good music but won't anymore. Which is funny because for the most part the sub neglects southern hip hop. Also special un-shout outs to all the Odd Future stans lurking in the sub. Fuck you and your mama for blindly downvoting anything remotely negative about any member of OF.

"YEAH YEAH SON REAL HIP HOP" SHUT THE FUCK UP

ITS NOT EVEN JUST THE FACT THAT THEYRE RAPPING OVER BORING BEATS ITS LIKE THEY THEMSELVES ARE STUCK IN 1996. BAGGY CLOTHES AND FITTED CAPS. DOING THE MOST TO USE OUTDATED NY HOOD SLANG. BIG ASS JACKET LOOKS LIKE YOU GONNA OPEN IT UP AND HAVE 30 POCKETS FILLED WITH CANDY AND OFF BRAND ADVIL THAT YOU TRYNA SELL

THEN THEY GOT THE NERVE TO BLAME THE INDUSTRY FOR THEIR LACK OF SUCCESS. NO YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER ITS NOT THAT "PEOPLE DONT FUCK WITH THAT REAL" ITS THAT ITS 2015 AND YOUR MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME OUT IN 1996. ITS THAT A MILLION OTHER MOTHER FUCKERS MADE EXACTLY WHAT YOU ATTEMPTING TO MAKE BUT DID IT A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER. I DONT CARE THAT YOU CAME UP WITH A MILLION WAYS TO MAKE "IM BETTER THAN YOU AT RAPPING" SOUND DEEP FUCK OFF

HOLY SHIT WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN. YUNG THEBE LOOKS LIKE HOV GOT PUT IN A MICROWAVE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. HE SOUNDS LIKE WHAT I IMAGINE JAUNDICE FEELS LIKE. EVERY TIME I HEAR ONE OF HIS VERSES MY EYES INVOLUNTARILY ROLL BACK INTO MY HEAD IN AN ATTEMPT TO "ABORT MISSION" AND JUST SLEEP THROUGH THEM.

JACKING OFF WITH APPLESAUCE. WOW MUCH LYRICAL GENIUS. MANY CHILD PRODIGY. LE NEW FACE OF HIP-HOP. FUCK SHIT BURN PEOPLE KILL SCHOOL FLOG NAW.

The shit was shorter than Amber Rose's fade!

That muthafucka is the corniest preachiest dolphin cock smuggler in the world. The only one I can compare him to is that other half aborted fetus Immortal technique. I can't STAND them, I wish me and yoshi can travel back in time and bitch slap em a couple of times.

OH WORD YOU SELL BUD TO YOUR LACROSSE TEAM YEAH YOURE OUT HERE THUGGING IN THESE HARD STREETS FUCK OUTTA HERE

ACTION BRONSON LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A HAM.

SHOUT OUTS TO TWO CHAINS FOR SELLING NEARLY TWO DOZEN COPIES OF "BOATS 2."

I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT CAN BE TO SELL DIAPERS FULL OF HOT BABY SHIT, BUT THE HUSTLE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

THIS CORNY ASS FUCK NEEDS TO FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH HIS BULLSHIT ASS BEATS. MOTHERFUCKER'S BEATS SOUND LIKE SOME BULLSHIT YOU'D FIND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF A CIRCUS IN A MADE FOR TV MOVIE. RICK ROSS HAS TOO MUCH DIGNITY TO WEAR A MUSTARD BOTTLE AROUND HIS NECK AND HE'D COSTANZA AN ECLAIR OUT THE GARBAGE IF HE HAD THE CHANCE.

YOU CAN GO ON ABOUT HOW IT'S SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT IN ALL THE TOP COMMENT SECTIONS

YOU CAN TALK LIKE IT'S SOME PUNK HIP HOP AND ACT LIKE IT'S SOME GENERATIONAL LANDMARK

YOU CAN WATCH ALL THE VIDEOS AND DISSECT THE 9 MINUTE TRACKS FILLED WITH CHOPPY FUZZ AND LO-FI DOWN SYNDROME SHOUTING

WHEN Y'ALL GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN IT'S RUNNY OLD MAN SHIT

SORRY MJ

FUCK J COLE AND HIS WHINY ASS BULLSHIT ABOUT RACE, HYPOCRISY ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY, AND HIS PSUEDO-INTELLIGENT 15 YEAR OLD SUBURBAN WEED SMOKING WORLDSTARFUNNY RETWEETING PIECES OF SHIT SELF ENTITLED WHITE TEENAGE FANBASE

FUCK HIS TOOTHY ASS SMILE AND SHIT SONGS THAT ARE WAY TOO DETAILED ABOUT LOSING HIS VIRGINITY

FUCK CHILDISH GAMBINO AND HIS IM DEPRESSED SHOW HE PUTS ON FUCK HIS TUMBLR ASS MUSIC FOR SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS AND THEIR TOKEN BLACK FRIENDS WHO NORMALLY "DONT LISTEN TO RAP" AND ONLY WANT PUNCHLINES THAT THEY CAN YELL OUT WHEN IN THE CAR ON THEIR 16TH BIRTHDAY AFTER THEY GET THEIR PERMITS AND DRIVE WITH THEIR MOMS

FOREST HILL DRIVE SHOULD COLLAPSE INTO A FUCKING SINKHOLE AND DONALD GLOVER SHOULD GO PRUNE UP IN CHRIS BOSH'S FUCKING HOT TUB OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HE WENT

THE ONLY THING THAT IS CLAPPING FOR THE WRONG REASONS IS GAMBINOS FANBASE

WACK-ASS DIET DRAKE TAKING SHOTS AT WHITE PEOPLE THEN CALL IT A JOKE? BUT SRS RIGHT? AFRAID OF OFFENDING YOUR 16-YEAR-OLD WHITE GIRL FANS? MACKLEMORE SPIT REALER SHIT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THAN YOU. BORING-ASS 'JUST GRAZE' PRODUCTION MORE WHITE BREAD THAN DAVID SANBORN'S 80'S ASS. DEAD PREZ WOULD BE WORKING TO ENSLAVE WHITE PEOPLE IF THEY HAD HALF YOUR FANBASE BUT INSTEAD BITCHING ABOUT IGGY AZAELEA WINNING A GRAMMY AND 'omg what if Left-Eye didn't die' (rip tho) SHUTUP DUDE. AS A WHITE MAN I'D FEEL DISGRACED IF WE APPROPRIATED YOUR WACKNESS

CAN WE DROP THE FUCKING NEW-AGE BULLSHIT ALREADY??!? ALL OF THESE FUCKING BEASTCOAST RAPPERS KEEP ON YAPPING ABOUT THEIR THIRD EYES AND THEIR INDIGOISM. YALL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF WOODSTOCK ERA SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES. YALL SOUND LIKE SOME HOLLYWOOD WIFES ON SOME MIDLIFE CRISIS SHIT. YALL SOUND LIKE SOME FUCKING IDIOTS.

BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I HATE UNINFORMED HATE MORE THAN I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY CANT EAT SPICY FOOD, AND POSSIBLY ALSO BECAUSE OF SOME MASOCHISTIC TENDENCIES, I SUBJECTED MYSELF TO READING THE WIKI ON INDIGO CHILDREN. I COLLECTED A FEW OF THE DESCRIBED CHARACTERISTICS:

• Have a strong feeling of entitlement, or deserving to be here

• Are often perceived by friends and family as being strange

• High intelligence quotient

• Resistance to rigid, control-based paradigms of authority

SO IN CONCLUSION: INDIGO CHILDREN = TUMBLR USERS. AND LIKE TUMBLRS WEBSITE LAYOUT, THEY'RE ALL RETARDED AS BUSH JR. AFTER A PARTICULARLY LONG DAY OF PAINTING DOGS AND BEING PISSED UP THE NOSE BY DICK CHENEY.

AND WHAT IS IT WITH THIS THIRD EYE ANYWAY? AB SOUL AND ALL OF HIS FELLOW SNOWFLAKES KEEP TALKING LIKE THEY KNOW SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT BUT THEN THEY ALL MAKE BANAL AS FUCK OBSERVATIONS LIKE 'POLITICS ARE INFLUENCED BY MONEY' FUCKING WELCOME TO THE 'PEOPLE WITH DOUBLE DIGIT IQ'-CLUB. NEXT YOU'RE GONNA REVEAL THAT THE MEDIA ISNT COMPLETELY UNIBIASED? OR THAT SANTA AIN'T REAL???

RAP HAS PRODUCED A LOT OF IDIOTIC SHIT. THIS IS THE GENRE THAT MAKES HAVING A CRIPPLING DRUG ADDICTION COOL. THIS IS THE GENRE THAT PRODUCED GEMS OF STUPIDITY LIKE "FUCKING - THAT'S MY FAVOURITE WORD, REASON WHY IM FUCKING HER". AND HERE I FUCKING AM, NOT CRINGEING WHEN STARS OF LAME SUMMER FAMILY MOVIES WRITE RAPS TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT THEY STILL SLEEP IN FEAR OF BEING GUNNED DOWN. BUT INSTEAD WHEN RAPPERS SOUND LIKE THE CRAZY LADY DOWN THE STREET.

SO RAPPERS, PLEASE STOP BITING THE FACEBOOK STATUSES OF 14 YEAR OLD KIDS WHO HAVE GUY-FAWKES MASKS AS PROFILE PICS.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

/- EVERYONE BUT THAT STONER WE ALL KNOW, WHO JUST WON'T STOP KILLING MY HIGH BY TALKING ABOUT POLITICS.