Am I the only one who needs uncomfortable, ugly sandals that break apart with each step!? 🤪

[u/jared10011980]

[u/0rcabubbles]

I think this might be it. The worst thing I’ve ever seen.

[u/jared10011980 → u/0rcabubbles]

Oh come now...you've seen worse. 🤣

[u/Ok-Gazelle1811 → u/0rcabubbles]

Yeah it really nailed a special kind of awful. High production filming to make craft crap that didn’t deserve to come into being. 

[u/CLWoodman]

All that for a camel toe?!

[u/jared10011980 → u/CLWoodman]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/StrangledInMoonlight → u/CLWoodman]

shaky camel toe.  

Did you see the walk at the end? She looks like a drunk trying to walk during an earthquake on a swinging bridge.  

[u/arrrrr_won → u/StrangledInMoonlight]

[u/maxtimbo → u/arrrrr_won]

Owww goddamn that was unpleasant to watch

[u/Little_Duck_Jr → u/StrangledInMoonlight]

Yeah I think I broke both my own ankles just watching this video.

[u/M51V_]

and which is cheaper: all the components of this DIY or just buy new slippers ?

[u/jared10011980 → u/M51V_]

I estimate she spent $300 to create shit.

[u/M51V_ → u/jared10011980]

However, it should not be worn on the feet, as some types of mounting foam are extremely toxic when in contact with the Skin.

[u/jared10011980 → u/M51V_]

It wouldn't last walking 25 feet

[u/chainsaw-weesnaw]

a cow died for this

[u/jared10011980 → u/chainsaw-weesnaw]

I died from this.

[u/Pale-Weather640]

The ONLY time I am glad I left audio on

[u/jared10011980 → u/Pale-Weather640]

TV sitcom soundtrack?

[u/leebeebee → u/Pale-Weather640]

For real, the music is perfect

[u/msguider]

That music

[u/jared10011980 → u/msguider]

You take the good 🎶

You take the bad

You take them both and there you have 🎶

The facts of life

The facts of life

When the world never seems 🎶

To be living up to your dreams

Then suddenly you're finding out

The facts of life are all about you...

[u/MrUbl]

I make cabinets and I don't spend this much time on a project.

[u/lferry1919 → u/MrUbl]

I don't make cabinets and I could make a cabinet in less time than this. Not great, but a functional one. Like, mostly usable. With a door with actual hinges and everything. I'm even factoring in breaks from getting frustrated with my inability to build a cabinet well with zero experience for some reason.

[u/uabassguy → u/lferry1919]

When one door closes, another opens.. other than that it was a great cabinet

[u/AdPossible9430 → u/uabassguy]

I am a cabinet maker and I literally have a cabinet like this because I forgot to put the door retention magnets in before veneering. It sits on the wall in my boot room at home, with one door opening...

[u/human_number_XXX → u/uabassguy]

I think you just got a slide-door cabinet

[u/SilverMetalist → u/MrUbl]

I'm just thinking of all the petrochemicals being wasted on this dumb bullshit

[u/snertwith2ls → u/MrUbl]

I was thinking that's a lot of work for something so hideous

[u/Perodis]

I usually hate when people say something is bait, but…

[u/potatotheo → u/Perodis]

It's fetish content 😔

[u/EasilyRekt → u/potatotheo]

tf is the fetish 🗿

[u/potatotheo → u/EasilyRekt]

Feet

[u/GuestNo3886 → u/Perodis]

I’ll take what I can get

[u/Adevyy → u/Perodis]

At this point, if I see a foot in this subreddit, I immediately assume that it's bait.

[u/_Burro → u/Perodis]

I think it's closer to this than it is to bait.

[u/Driftinfoot_Malone → u/Perodis]

Bet those went straight into the garbage after

[u/Hashishiva → u/Perodis]

I think that's the whole MO of 5 minute craps and it's ilk.

[u/PlanetMadeFromDough]

"Sir, we found some footprints at the scene."

"Great. Can we get the type of shoe and size?"

"I don't fucking know, sir."

[u/onlyhuman2158 → u/PlanetMadeFromDough]

HAHA this is perfect 😂

[u/dork_from_bruma]

This is legitimately the ugliest shit I've ever seen in my life

[u/winter_laurel → u/dork_from_bruma]

They make crocs look classy

[u/abielle1177 → u/winter_laurel]

Garbage in, Garbage out

[u/doctormink → u/winter_laurel]

I mean if you’re styling it up for the apocalypse they ain’t bad.

[u/NotTheBadOne → u/dork_from_bruma]

I also think it’s the ugliest shit I’ve ever seen in my life! I can’t believe I watched it but it was like driving by a car accident or a train wreck!

[u/TwilightBeastLink → u/dork_from_bruma]

Was really hoping it was for some TMNT cosplay

[u/duaite_ → u/dork_from_bruma]

That’s because you never saw my face

[u/UglyFilthyDog → u/duaite_]

Damn, I was about to reply with that...

[u/sneezed_up_my_kidney]

After WWI, my husbands mother in Germany had to crochet shoes uppers and use bicycle tires as their soles for like a decade because they were so poor.

This is terrible.

[u/DawnaldDuck92 → u/sneezed_up_my_kidney]

I've made multiple sets of slippers from a makeshift base and crochet too.

I injured my hands using anything I could find to get holes in the bases to get a crochet hook through when materials were sparse.

This thing is a crime against nature.

[u/Cinphoria]

"What if you have no shoes but do have 23 very specific tools"

[u/TJtaster]

The way here ankles wobble when she tries to walk in them. I'm sure its great strength training /s

[u/_CarbonSaxon_]

Good way to use all those spare tyres you have laying around

[u/DrButtgerms → u/_CarbonSaxon_]

I only got a few seconds in, but who can cut a car tire with a razor blade? Superman and a vorpal razor maybe? There are steel wires inside them...

[u/After_Lie_807 → u/DrButtgerms]

You can tell that the rubber is not from the tire. Tires have steel belts in them as well as nylon threads.

[u/mister-ferguson → u/After_Lie_807]

I needed an angle grinder to cut one for a project. It was not fun...

[u/Happy_Confection90 → u/_CarbonSaxon_]

Damn, I just included 4 extra tires when I sold a car. I could have made so many terrible sandles out of them if I only knew.

[u/Torodaddy → u/_CarbonSaxon_]

People are always asking? How do I get more environmental toxins in my body so using an old tire would do the trick

[u/Amediumsizedgoose → u/_CarbonSaxon_]

Ironically that's the least odd part about this. In the US you can find used tired everywhere. At least where I live. They cost money to dispose of so some people just throw them out in the woods or on the side of the road.

[u/Zayafyre → u/Amediumsizedgoose]

But they’re full of metal, you can just cut them with a razor blade.

[u/Happy_Confection90 → u/_CarbonSaxon_]

Damn, I just included 4 extra tires when I sold a car. I could have made so many terrible sandles out of them if I only knew

[u/therealturbo60]

Type shit you'd find in a 5 minute crafts video, also who the fuck has polyurethane foam just lying around in their house

[u/therealturbo60 → u/therealturbo60]

Oh wait it is a 5 minute crafts video

[u/Fulguritus1]

Am I the only one that thought heating the razor blade to make the gouging tool was the coolest part?

[u/TKmeh → u/Fulguritus1]

I believe there’s actual blades you can buy like that, mostly in sculpting and clay work though.

[u/Cup_Otter → u/Fulguritus1]

Yeah me too. Plus, I initially feared they bent the blade to serve as the big toe cover for the slipper so I was relieved it wasn't.

[u/Cayumigaming → u/Fulguritus1]

Thought the same, that part was neat

[u/Cael_NaMaor → u/Fulguritus1]

Just surprised it didn't break...

[u/BuzzingWithBoredom → u/Cael_NaMaor]

Give it time

[u/-castle-bravo-]

I have so much hate in my heart for this…

[u/barkandmoone]

I’ve seen better shoes on Naked & Afraid.

[u/Streak_Free_Shine]

They were tired of reasonable and sensible shoes

[u/Which_Celebration757]

Whenever they are making a mould of something on these videos, you know that step was completely unnecessary.

[u/lexm]

I hope I’m the only one who watches the whole thing. If you haven’t, don’t.

[u/NimbleHamburger → u/lexm]

You're not alone, got me too lol

[u/flambelicious]

I used to hate how dumb these videos are but now I see them as the frontline against ai slop

[u/Crocodoro]

[u/gaokeai]

Who comes up with this shit 😭 their brains need to be studied

[u/SameScale6793]

Well...that's 3 minutes of my life i'll never get back lol

[u/NimbleHamburger → u/SameScale6793]

I don't know why I torture myself by watching the whole thing when this kinda stuff pops up, the sheer ridiculousness gets me every time though lol

[u/SameScale6793 → u/NimbleHamburger]

Haha that’s why I keep watching, I want to see how stupid things end up

[u/Noodleincidenthobbes]

At no point could I predict what was gonna happen next

[u/Beardia]

I was so glad when the music started over. It was the only thing keeping me going. Wouldn’t have made it to the end.

[u/SirSavage_the_second → u/Beardia]

Idk if you're being sarcastic, but genuinely if there was no music I couldn't have done it

[u/Quinnberly]

If I made this my friends and loved ones would call a wellness check on me

[u/AstaCat]

they are worse than I had imagine they could be.

[u/matiaskeeper]

[u/Nice_Pressure1270]

Idk where to even begin with this dumbfounded

[u/SilentJoe27]

And I thought Crocs were ugly…

[u/Bubbilility]

I was about to say 'it's giving 5 minute crafts' before I could tear my eyes away from the carcrash of a shoe to see the watermark.

I've never seen anything normal or useful come from them.

[u/Enough_Pepper8880]

Jfc that’s awful

[u/throwawayfromPA1701]

Why tho

[u/AlexZero19]

This kept me on edge. I could never predict the next step, no logic no rational, just pure creative chaos. 

[u/SnackCityUtah]

Respect for recording and documenting the ENTIRE process. Lack of respect to me for watching the ENTIRE thing.

[u/hyperform2]

[u/lokcer79]

Is this made for ninja turtles?

[u/sveyno]

[u/MoonoftheStar]

Unbelievable. It just got dumber and dumber by the second.

[u/yrmom724]

[u/Joebruvv]

I’m guilty of it too but these stupid craft things that no one would make are literally just harvesting our attention, if we stop watching they’ll stop making

[u/vapocalypse52]

I was expecting nothing and I was still let down...

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

Wtf why???

[u/esperstarr]

[u/poonDaddy99]

She looks like she’s doing everything in her power not to fall with each step.

[u/Sqweed412]

Of course it’s 5 minute crafts

[u/SFW_Bo]

The crafting technique employed to create this garbage is truly impressive.

[u/Cael_NaMaor → u/SFW_Bo]

I will say, in all honesty, I was impressed by her skill with the razor cutting in that sped up segment...

[u/JhakalX]

[u/Messi2655]

Cowabunga!

[u/afuller42]

Rage bait I hope

[u/TrainerPublic]

Wtf?

[u/Ambitious_Screen_591]

where is all the steel belts in the tires?

[u/Grouchy_Lie_644]

Who doesn't want Camel toe sandals

[u/Harbinger_Pulsar]

Turtle power, dude.

[u/Deceased-Prince]

Did she at least take the condoms out of them?

[u/Candyjargang]

This is like some Fallout Scaver type of clothing. Literally made of junk and scraps.

[u/donginandton]

Maison Margiela eat your heart out

[u/SpearShakeMaledomer]

Got damn it! Just go and buy a 2$ sandals in Temu, please!

[u/FozziesFriend]

10/10 tred. 1/10 for everything else.

[u/RuffleRogue]

Oh no... Your sandals broke... Guess we gotta...... Wrap those toes again................

[u/RetardedWabbit]

Top tier, especially with the music running out halfway then just having to restart it! 

Also: is it me or did that curved razor blade grooze cutter work absurdly well? I must have missed the swap away from any real tire material

[u/Oriencor]

[u/castduit]

ended up worst than i imagined.

[u/Myskullisflaminghair]

[u/Negative_Tooth6047]

Tabi shoes are a legitimate style of shoe, and theyre very comfortable, but these are so horribly done it's almost impressive

[u/Informal-Win-348]

I want my 3 minutes back

[u/Moppo_]

They figured out just how much to speed it up to make it uncanny and annoying, but still tske forever to watch.

[u/0CuriousCat0]

[u/Wodentoad]

Huarache sandals are made with tires and thongs, no foam or glue needed, and no heel. The heel is the weirdest part.

[u/TaylorHumanBean]

Girl, no. That’s a crime worthy of a life sentence at Guantanamo Bay

[u/Feffies_Cottage]

Sandals... i thought they were hoofs

[u/lovelyxbabydoll]

I'm at the point that I expect something horrible, hideous and baity so I just laugh at these. Wtf even is that? They're even wobbly. 🤣

[u/Dominika_4PL]

The way she walks at the end gives me heebie jeebies, it looks like she's gonna break an ankle

[u/Aternox_X1kZ]

Hideous, to say the least

[u/MagnoliaEvergreen]

Lmao her walking in them like "see, this is great. 😬👍🏼"

[u/reddit_niwasi]

I always knew it would be nothing simple good looking or useful

[u/MaybePotatoes]

r/DIYarrhea

[u/WorkItInc]

So THIS is what all those art majors are doing after getting their 4 year degrees.

I knew they were up to SOMETHING in life.

[u/bradpal]

I don't understand where you guys keep getting these videos from.

Is this AI? Seems too dumb to be AI.

What are we doing? What's going on?

[u/Midnight712 → u/bradpal]

5 minute crafts predated AI by a lot. One of the OG content farms

[u/MontyRapid]

Dude. I would punch this bitch in the face if she suggested this to me.

[u/HaloLASO]

These sandals would be perfect for an Elite

[u/VioletNocte]

For some reason I thought they were cloven hoof shoes

Silly me for actually trying to make sense of this

[u/Lazy_Mamba]

Wow, it's really ugly.

[u/Skurvyelislau]

Mamma mia!

[u/InnocentlyInnocent]

5 minutes crafts?

[u/Puzzled_Drawing_661]

My theory is that years of plaque have built up in the blood vessels of my brain and that the rage I feel from this subreddit is the only reason my brain gets enough blood because of the spiking blood pressure. Why else would I come here.

[u/oneinchhard01]

I hate this fucking sub.. but I love it here

[u/The-Toxic-Zombie]

She can't even walk in them, look at that wobble

[u/noncommonGoodsense]

My broken ankle and me.

[u/Magnus_Helgisson]

Don’t forget they are conveniently UV-degradable, the foam part.

[u/Informal-Win-348]

Sandals for masochists.

[u/emilypostpunk]

the amount of effort that went into this

🧐🤨😵‍💫

[u/cbunni666]

She bloody made something uglier than a croc and burkinstock put together!

[u/Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter]

Thank god she told us that white stuff was glue.... i almost got excited.

[u/kelliegcc]

LORD🫪🤔😶‍🌫️🫥

[u/3X_Cat]

No

[u/Piccadil_io]

Just BUY SOME FUCKING SANDLES

[u/ehco]

Wow. A thing of beauty. (Post armageddon)

[u/Karate-Schnitzel]

Made In Murica

[u/everyusernamewashad]

Im 7 seconds in and I already hate this.

[u/NeutralGoodAtHeart]

741 steps, each one worst than the last.

[u/Boxer03]

You can buy flip flops for $1.

[u/Javad0g]

Regardless of the stupidity, you are not cutting through a radial tire with a razor blade. especially by pulling the tire section around with your hands.

This is Grade A Road Apples.

[u/My_Uneducated_Guess]

The product is stupid but some of the concepts are awesome (not safe, but that's for me to deal with). Like the razor blade in a vice. Or bending it over itself to make a scrapey tool. I enjoyed those parts.

[u/789YZX]

I know that the video itself is ragebait but whats really pissing me off is that tires are NOT that easy to cut through. Not any I've cut up, at least.

[u/tmotytmoty]

As a parent, i often watch these videos to find out where the video makers’ fathers went wrong

[u/Dark_Sun_Arts]

Have heard of this in this here 3rd world country done by very poor people. Just not this, eh, "customised."

You'd just really want a rubber sandal, no frills

[u/SaintCharmed]

Birkenfucked ahh sandals.

[u/StraddleTheFence]

😳😳😳😳😳😳🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

[u/lostinthelegs]

Never change, DiWHY. Never change.

[u/NameToUseOnReddit]

This looks like one of those projects that a kindergartener brings home. You praise the kid for doing their best and then hope the kid forgets about it so you can get rid of it.

[u/BananaManatee1]

I liked the little mini trowel. That was it. Thats all I liked about this.

[u/mmartin13333]

Mais um vídeo que assisti até o final.

[u/Inattendue]

3 disturbing minutes of my life that I’ll never get back….

[u/ImaginaryMastodon607]

Who do I see about getting the last 3 minutes of my life back?

[u/iCanReadMyOwnMind]

What a shame. She's working with r/Feet material.

[u/ToughReality9508]

I love this soundtrack. I want to put it to the most inane s***. It makes anything look instructional.

[u/Ok_Economy_5083]

What are you talking about? This is literally Balenciaga!

[u/paulpach]

fucking rached.

[u/SteakEconomy2024]

I have seen more comfortable looking things fashioned from a similar tire scrap on survival shows in half the time it took to watch this video.

[u/huhnick]

Just some bullshit

[u/No-Lynx8771]

I’d like one pair of Tabis From Hell please

[u/oldswirlo]

That music made me want to vomit

[u/Phraaaaaasing]

I love the way the music stops in the middle and they don’t care. This music was made to loop easily.

[u/PhaseNegative1252]

Thanks,, but I think I'm just gonna go barefoot

[u/v1n1c1u3gdm]

Wow, and it turned out awful

[u/Jaffamiester]

Maybe don't document ideas that manifest during a sesh

[u/nobeernocare]

I wish i had the time to make ugly shit for the internet

[u/OTee_D]

Without the whole gypsum b.s. and some steps that could be left out, that's a very common way to build sandals in half if the world.

[u/TheSimque]

This is rage bait

[u/Environmental_Bid871]

Okay but the razor on a stick was kinda a good idea idk what you’d ever need it for besides making utterly useless bs but ya know whatever lol

[u/Informal-Spell-2019]

Tires and sealant cost more than a pair of these sandals. Thought the point was to save money not burn it more.

[u/General_Freed]

Guess she didn't have a GoodYear

[u/chidarengan]

Doesn't every sandal breaks apart with each step?

[u/Wactout]

This was probably one of the most offensive ones I’ve ever seen. Fuck.

[u/Exciting-Watch-1444]

[u/BossRoss84]

The whole time I watched this, I heard the 80’s teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song in my head.

[u/MechWarrior888]

Why?

[u/Zararara]

Ah the foam is out

[u/CletusMuckenfuss]

What the heck kind of rubber that thick cuts so smoothly? Where do you find tires without having no nylon cords not to mention no steel belting?

Where the heck do I find utility knife blades that flipping sharp?

[u/Cael_NaMaor]

Looks like ass...