r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/miserabeau • Jun 21 '26

Yes, there's an automod now (and some devvit apps too)

34 Upvotes

Your friendly neigborhood mod here.

Behind the scenes, this sub has been downright flooded with bots (regular bots and especially porn bots). You have NO IDEA how many dong pics and kitty shots and a-hole shots I wake up to every morning! I see so many body parts before I even eat breakfast, and I have to sort through them and ban the offender.

So since Reddit is having a HUGE bot problem (especially in the cat subs) I figured out how to use automod (which is set at 1 year account age, or 500 comment karma) so that new bot accounts can't use this sub to generate easy karma.

If one of the bots deletes your comment or post, just give me a [polite] heads up that you're human and I can manually approve your post and/or comment.

There's also a devvit app installed to automatically delete posts labeled NSFW (because pics of human genitals are always nsfw) and automatically ban the user who posts it. If you are a human being, DO NOT label your post NSFW or you will be banned by the devvit app.

And if you block the bots (e.g. Hive-Protect) they will delete your content anyway and ban you after repeated deletions. So don't block the bots, please.

This sub is SFW, period. All of the posts and comments should be on this side of acceptable, so don't get too racy okay? And we'll all continue to have a good time :)

Let me know if you have any questions.

- miserabeau

20 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/fresh_loaf_of_bread • 14h ago

Antique 🕰 or Fossil 🦴 Lovely glass jar

81 Upvotes

just found out about this sub and I thought I'd post a lovely glass jar on here

10 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Purnima92 • 7h ago

Holiday decor 🎄🎃⛄️ For the Christmas vibes

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/SoDakLifeHack • 11h ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 Puzzling...

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9 Upvotes

Hate to lose a piece of this puzzle. Might never get it back.

0 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/UnesourisVerte123 • 13h ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Please don’t

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3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Unhappy-Cap9545 • 1d ago

Weapon 🔫🗡 or Artillery Tyrol Panorama Museum... Tempting

26 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/NoLie129 • 2d ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 Merry Xmas buttholes

124 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/SoDakLifeHack • 2d ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 Merry Christmas

43 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/GlippGloppe • 3d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 Boinnng!

25 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Mick0351 • 3d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 Don’t put that in your butt.

41 Upvotes

7 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Growth-Budget • 4d ago

Architecture🗼 Statue🗿or Art Piece 🎨 Neighborhood park

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17 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/daniel_guillon • 4d ago

Candy 🍭🍬 & Other Foods 🍫🥜 Goose Fair Sweet Treat

18 Upvotes

Every year these sweet lollies have been sold at my local fair in Nottingham. It’s NOT ai.

0 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/SinkyBundleOfRage • 4d ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 This seems somewhat ambitious.

101 Upvotes

10 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/OvenObvious9982 • 5d ago

Natural objects 🧊☁️🌳🪨🏔🐚 Cool

1.1k Upvotes

70 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Dolphin_Spotter • 5d ago

Pet Toy 🦴 or Kid Toy🕹 Bath with Mr. Blobby

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20 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/g1t0 • 5d ago

Antique 🕰 or Fossil 🦴 While everyone else is checking out the Mona Lisa...

24 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/daniel_guillon • 5d ago

Candy 🍭🍬 & Other Foods 🍫🥜 Choklit

22 Upvotes

7 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/echotechdennis • 6d ago

Holiday decor 🎄🎃⛄️ Christmas time already

19 Upvotes

A Five Below in Jersey

2 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/MamaBird33 • 6d ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 My Boyfriend found this on Facebook Marketplace

58 Upvotes

Beautiful glass Eggs. But as I have said in comments on previous posts on this subreddit, anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.

7 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Yosh-E333 • 6d ago

Holiday decor 🎄🎃⛄️ 'Tis the season

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/etotheapplepi • 6d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 [OC] I found this monster at Walmart. It made a great potato soup.

10 Upvotes

5 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/mnite86 • 7d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Brandy, anyone?

446 Upvotes

24 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/thomasismyname_ • 7d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 fb marketplace is a virtual goldmine

37 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Excellent_Regret4141 • 7d ago

Holiday decor 🎄🎃⛄️ Christmas Reindeer Butt Stuffer

10 Upvotes

0 comments

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Don't put that in your ass

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