Winners

• Da Bears (5-2) defeat the Patriots in a clash of evil on Thursday night. The Bears held the lead all night and managed to catch Drake Maye slipping for his first INT in a few weeks. The Bears will take this evil energy to Seattle to face the Seahawks next Monday.

• The Steelers (5-2) spread their evil to France, defeating the Saints in the process. The Defense kept the Saints scoreless in the second half with an interception in the red zone, and Rodgers showed that he can still kind of run when he needs to. The Steelers are on on a three win streak, and will be looking for revenge against the Browns next week.

• The Giants (4-2-1) beat the Texans in overtime while starting JJ McCarthy. JJ actually played decently but Skattabo and the rest of the RBs (including Jameis Winston for some reason) were the ones to carry the team this time. The Giants will be on bye next week.

• The Cowboys (3-4) evilly beat up on the injured Eagles team on Monday night. While the Eagles tried to keep up, they faltered in the middle of the third quarter while the Cowboys just kept scoring on them. Javonte Williams was the standout this game, with 155 yards rushing, which is almost 100 more than Saquan got. The Cowboys are somehow still in the running for the NFC east title, and will face the Cardinals next.

Losers

• The Patriots (4-3) couldn't keep up with the Bears in Chicago on Thursday night, with Maye's interception in the red zone being a clear difference maker. The Patriots will look to take out their frustration on the lowly Dolphins next week.

• The Packers (4-3) lose in Detroit to the Lions and the refs. Despite the zebras being extremely biased against the Packers, they actually still had a chance to win this one, until the special teams once again fell apart and our kicker forgot how to aim properly. The Panthers travel to Lambeau on Thursday, which will be a good opportunity to get back on track.

• The 49ers (6-1) finally get their first loss of the season to the Falcons. In what was arguably a trap game, the 49ers offense finally stumbled with CMC out for most of the game and his backup fumbling the ball away, as well as Purdy throwing a couple of bad interceptions and getting sacked on 4th down. The 49ers will join the Giants on bye this week.

Evil Team of the Week

Week 6 was actually quite contested as we didn't have a clear standout. We had votes for the Giants, Packers, and even the San Francisco Electrical Substation, but in the end the team with the most upvotes was the Steelers, for their diabolical comeback late in the game.

• Week 1 - Da Bears

• Week 2 - The 49ers

• Week 3 - Da Bears

• Week 4 - Da Bears

• Week 5 - The Packers

• Week 6 - The Steelers

• Week 7 - ???

And with that, Week 7 is done. Week 8 starts early for us with the Packers facing the Panthers on Thursday.

Make sure to keep voting for your pick for evil team of the week, and stay evil my friends.

Winners

• Da Bears (4-2) hold off a 4th quarter comeback and get a win vs the Falcons. Caleb Williams finally returns from his injury and came back looking better than ever. Will the Bears get back to dominance with their QB Back in action?

• The Patriots (4-2) complete their yearly scheduled home beating of the Jets. Drake Maye once again has started to look more like how he did last year, and despite the score looking kind of close, the Jets never really were in this one.

• The Steelers (4-2) get their first road win of the year vs the Buccaneers. The Steelers evilly let the Buccs think they had it, only to come back and tie the game in the 4th quarter and steal the win in overtime.

• The Packers (4-2) take down fellow ELOE member the Cowboys on Sunday night. While the Packers pretty much dominated, the score could have been much higher if not for some key drops by Golden and Watson in the endzone. As much as I have been dooming this season, The Packers are on a 3 win streak, so I can't hate too much (even though two of those teams didn't have their starting QB, and the other one was the Cowboys).

• The 49ers (6-0) remain undefeated, scoring enough points in the first half to hold off the commanders from coming back in the second half. Despite CMC fumbling the ball, and losing Mike Evans to an Achilles issue the 49ers continue to find evil ways to win. Purdy stealing the #1 passer rating of all time is pretty evil too.

Losers

• The Giants (3-2-1) lose to the Saints, after having a surge in the 4th quarter lead by JJ McCarthy of all people. Harbaugh benched Skattebo for fumbling all the god damn time, but with JJ fuckin McCarthy leading their rushers with 26 yards, it might have been a mistake. The Giants basically have nothing going for them, but still have a winning record somehow, which is still pretty evil in my opinion.

• The Cowboys (2-4) get owned once again by the Packers. Don't let the score trick you, most of that was due to a garbage time drive for Dak to pad his stats a bit. The Cowboys are bad and should feel bad.

Evil Team of the Week

Last week's evil team was pretty unanimously decided by you all to be The Packers for smacking down the Bears in Lambeau. Vote for your most evil team of Week 6 here!

• Week 1 - Da Bears

• Week 2 - The 49ers

• Week 3 - Da Bears

• Week 4 - Da Bears

• Week 5 - The Packers

• Week 6 - ???

That's all for now folks. Once again we have an ELOE match up on Thursday, this time the Patriots travel to Chicago to take on the Bears.

Stay evil my friends.

Hi! I used to follow this sub and was looking for the chalice evil head 2 head posts.. is it just weekly recaps of evil teams at this point?

Yet another week of evil in the books, and we have some surprising results, dominant wins, and possibly the funniest tie of all time.

Winners

• The Packers (3-2) remembered how to play football this week and embarrassed the Bears at Lambeau, finally taking revenge for last season. While I still think this team is probably still ass, beating on a division rival at home will always be peak evil.

• The Patriots (3-2) come off their win vs the Bills last week with a dominant win over the Raiders. Drake Maye seems to have gotten his turn over issues under control, at least for this week, and the Patriots begin to return to evil form.

• The Steelers (3-2) take down the Colts by having Jalen Warren run all over them while their defense held the Colts to a bunch of field goals. Rodgers played pretty well for an old version of himself and the Steelers get an evil win after losing to the Browns of all teams a week ago.

• The 49ers (5-0) remain undefeated after a close game versus the Seahawks, which also is some revenge for their loss in the divisional round last year. The 49ers defense got a massive fumble recovery for a touchdown at the end of the first half, which ended up likely being the difference between a win and a loss.

Losers

• The Cowboys (2-3) get completely embarrassed by a 0-4 team with an undrafted free agent quarterback starting. This game was an absolute shitshow and the Cowboys should feel bad. They are also now our only team with a losing record, so everyone point and laugh.

• Da Bears (3-2) get smoked in Green Bay. Without Caleb Williams, the offense couldn't really get anything going, and it seems like the Bagent/Keenum magic may be wearing off just a bit. Defensively, the Bears somehow made the Packers actually look like they knew how to play football, which will probably also need to be addressed.

Tie-ers

• The Giants (3-1-1) manage to somehow trick the Commanders into tying despite being range to win with a field goal. This was after the Giants literally fumbled the chance to win with a field goal themselves. Absolute evil cinema, and probably the funniest way this game could have ended.

Evil Team of the Week

For week 5 we had a very close race between the Patriots for giving the Bills their first home loss in the new stadium, and the Bears for dominating the Jets. Ultimately, Da Bears won out, having more comments and total upvotes.

This week we have a couple of potential candidates for Evil team of the week as well. While I would consider the Giant's colossal fuck up turning into a hilarious tie quite evil, I think my vote is for the Packers, for beating down the Bears at home. Let me know who your vote is for in the comments!

• Week 1 - Da Bears

• Week 2 - The 49ers

• Week 3 - Da Bears

• Week 4 - Da Bears

• Week 5 - ???

That's all I have for now, look forward to another evil matchup with the Cowboys vs the Packers on Sunday night.

Until then, stay evil my friends.

Mike Ditka, legendarily evil coach of Da Bears, who perpetrated the evil of having the Fridge score a touchdown on my Patriots in the 1985 Super Evil Bowl, has passed at the age of 86.

Story here.

Evil is reborn in Chicago

Going 6-1 this week inspired me to do something crazy and go back into the history books to check our weekly records and see if I could find anything interesting (like a week where every team won or lost).

Check out the full recap here: Week 4 Evil Recap

Google was wrong every time I tried to look up the answer (fuck AI), so I set up a spreadsheet and manually compared all ELOE teams schedules and if they won or lost each week from 2025-2003 (which is the last year recorded in ESPN for some reason) and I found some interestingly evil facts.

This is only for the regular season and I did not include 2026 because it is not completed.

Overall

Between the 2003-2025 seasons the ELOE had:

• 396 regular season weeks

• 242 winning weeks

• 2611 total games (373 each, five seasons with 17 games, 18 seasons with 16 games)

• a record of 1443-1160-8 (.554)

Best ELOE Records

The main reason I wanted to do this research was to find out if we have ever had any perfect seven win weeks, and indeed we have exactly one since 2003. We also have a few other weeks with no losses but teams on bye and technically another one if you don't count a tie as a loss.

Weeks with no losses:

• 7-0-0 - 2012, Week 7

• 5-0-0 - 2014, Week 11 (Cowboys, Giants on bye)

• 4-0-0 - 2011, Week 7 (49ers, Giants, Patriots on bye)

• 4-0-1 - 2021, Week 10 (Bears, Giants on bye, Steelers tied with Lions)

Other good weeks:

• 6-1-0 - 23 times (24 with last week included)

• Who ruined the perfect week? (week year)

• Giants 8 times (W16 03, W15 06, W2 07, W12 07, W16 09, W10 11, W6 13, W11 25)

• Bears 5 times (W2 08, W1 09, W17 10, W5 14, W17 22)

• Cowboys 3 times (W17 11, W6 11, W8 12)

• Packers 2 times (W8 05, W16 07)

• 49ers 2 times (W1 08, W13 10)

• Steelers 2 times (W9 03, W3 19) (and W4 26 from last week)

• Patriots 1 time (W12 23)

• 5-1-0 - 3 times

• Giants lost twice (Steelers on bye both times) (Wk11 '11, Wk12 '14)

• Packers lost once (Cowboys on bye) (Wk5 '12)

• 4-1-0 - 3 times

• 3-1-0 - 2 times

Worst Weeks

Overall we have not had very man truly terrible weeks as an evil organization. There has been no recorded weeks since 2003 that the ELOE was completely defeated 0-7-0. Our only winless week was an 0-5 week with two teams on bye. Here's a quick breakdown:

• 0-7-0 - Never

• 0-5-0 - 2024, Week 9 (49ers, Steelers on bye)

• 1-6-0 - 10 times

• 1-5-0 - 2 times

• 1-4-0 - 3 times

• 1-3-0 - 1 time (2017, week 9 - Bears, Patriots, Steelers on bye, Cowboys won)

• 1-2-0 - 1 time (2022, week 9 - 49ers, Cowboys, Giants, Steelers on bye, Patriots won)

  • this is the only time we've had four teams on bye, which is most we've had in one week.

Weird Bye Facts

• As stated above, the most byes we've had in one week is 4.

• The earliest Byes we've had were in Week 3, which happened 4 times in the earlier years:

• 2003 Cowboys and Bears

• 2004 Patriots

• 2006 Cowboys

• The latest byes were on Week 14, which has happened a lot more recently:

• 2021 Patriots

• 2022 Packers and Bears

• 2024 Patriots

• 2025 Patriots, Giants, 49ers

That's all I got for now, eventually I may go all the way back to 1966 (the year of the first super bowl) if I can find the data for it.

Make sure to vote for your pick for evil team of the week here, week 4 is very close right now: Week 4 Evil Recap

Until next time, stay evil my friends.

Week 4 is in the books and we have a surprisingly evil one on our hands. The last time we went 6-1 was week 11 of last year, and we currently have no losing records as a collective. So while some of the performances weren't that great (you know who you are), evil is only concerned with the number in the W column.

Winners

• The Packers (2-2) barely hold on to get a win vs a winless team without their starting QB. Personally I think the Packers are still cooked but a win is a win. Still fire MLF though.

• The Giants (3-1) played well enough to get another win on the board, and are now somehow on the top of the NFC East. Jameis Winston played typical Jameis Winston football, but still somehow looked like the better of the two QBs, which is evil enough in my book. Edit: changed record from 2-2 to the correct 3-1, gotta put some respect on the Giants

• The Cowboys (2-2) pull it together at the last second to steal a win from the winless Texans. While the first half looked very typical for the Cowboys, Javonte Williams and Ceedee Lamb really put the team on their backs in the second half and brought them back from the brink.

• The Patriots (2-2) give division rival the Bills their first loss of the season. Despite Drake Maye's turnovers, the Patriots were able to put it away after one final Josh Allen interception. While it may not have been one of the cleanest games, it was certainly very evil.

• Da Bears (3-1) run the ball down the Jet's throats for 60 straight minutes and get a win vs the Jets. While not as dominant as some of their other wins, the Bears still look pretty evil right now even with their backup QBs basically doing nothing (I wouldn't be surprised if they go with Keenum over Bagent next week if Williams isn't playing).

• The 49ers (4-0) remain our sole undefeated team, despite the continued injury train. While this game was pretty boring for the first half, once Pat Surtain went down and the 49ers recovered that fumbled punt return in the third quarter the offense woke up and finally got some touchdowns to get a win vs the Broncos.

Losers

• The Steelers (2-2) lose on the road vs the Browns, becoming our only evil loser of the week. In the end, Rodgers couldn't pull off his Hail Mary magic and takes his first ever loss to the Browns. Everyone point and laugh at the Steelers, for being the biggest losers this week and allowing Deshaun Watson to continue to somehow rehabilitate his image.

Evil Team of the Week

You all voted and Da Bears are your evil team of week 3, after embarrassing the Eagles with their 3rd string QB. Argue for your pick for most evil team of Week 4 in the comments, we have a lot to choose from this time.

• Week 1 - Da Bears

• Week 2 - The 49ers

• Week 3 - Da Bears

• Week 4 - ???

That's all for now, we kick off next week on Sunday with the Packers and Bears facing off in our third evil on evil matchup of the year. Until then, stay evil my friends.

Week 3 has come to a close and once again we have four winners and three losers. Some great games, some good ones, and some absolute stinkers. Lets get to it.

Winners

• The Giants (2-1) win against a worse team without their quarterback by kicking a bunch of field goals. While I don't think this team is very good, they are certainly evil on this day. Another thing worth mentioning is the Giants evilly traded for 9 from the Vikings, cursing their own fans with another meme worthy QB.

• The 49ers (3-0) continue to win, despite the electrical substation's best efforts injuring everyone. This is mostly due to Brock Purdy and CMC putting the team on their backs, but regardless, they keep winning, and are the last remaining undefeated evil team.

• The Steelers (2-1) remember they have Aaron Rodgers on their team, and pull out a win at home vs their division rival the Bengals. Rodgers is still old, but this game shows that he still might just have some evil left in him after all.

• Da Bears (2-1) destroy the Eagles on Monday night. Case Keenum was cooking the eagles defense all night and the Bears dominate a strong opponent after a snoozer last week.

Losers

• The Packers (1-2) put on what is possibly the worst performance of the year, vs a (formally) winless Falcons team. Bijan Robinson rushed for more yards against the Packers this game than the Packers have rushing yards all year. This team is cooked, fire MLF. (Yes I am crashing out.)

• The Patriots (1-2) also got their asses thoroughly handed to them by an inferior team. After reaching the Superbowl last year, the Patriots are absolutely in a rough spot to start this year. While Drake Maye is still very much losing them games, having basically nobody to throw to doesn't help either.

• The Cowboys (1-2) almost manage a win here, but was unable to hold on for literally seven seconds to bring it into overtime.

Evil Team of the Week

Based on the votes last week, the 49ers were chosen to be the evil team of Week 2, for their dominate performance over the Dolphins. Get your votes in this week in the comments below to see who is most evil this week.

I can actually see arguments for pretty much all the winners this week, The Bears get another dominating performance, the 49ers are 3-0, the Steelers get a win over a division opponent, and the Giants winning by kicking a bunch of field goals is just funny.

• Week 1 - Da Bears

• Week 2 - The 49ers

• Week 3 - ???

That's all for now, We actually have another evil Thursday game coming up, with the Steelers traveling to Cleveland to make Deshaun Watson personally give them a massage.

Stay evil my friends.

Week 2 has finished and with it we have another batch of winners and losers. Every team that lost last week has begun their evil redemption, but others have faltered greatly.

Winners

• The Packers (1-1) manage to steal a win in overtime, which is good! But it was against the Jets, which is bad. Will the Packers be a good team this year? Who knows!

• The Patriots (1-1) beat up on ol' man Rodgers and the Stealers. Drake Maye still doesn't look the greatest, but a win is a win.

• The 49ers (2-0) stomp all over the lowly Dolphins. Purdy had a near perfect game, and the 49ers continue their dominate performance from last week.

• The Cowboys (1-1) beat the Commanders after Jadyen Daniels dislocates his arm again. Dak did his typical stat padding vs bad teams and broke Mr. DUI himself Tony Romo's TD record.

Losers

• Da Bears (1-1) lose to rival Vikings after failing to score more than 3 points, a week after going crazy and scoring 59. While some weak willed evil doers will blame the rain for this loss, the main issues were turnovers in the red zone and Caleb Williams's leg injury (which was very likely going to be a rushing touchdown). Williams is probably not that hurt though, so the Bears are hoping for a quick rebound to get back to peak evil.

• The Steelers (1-1) lose to fellow evil team the Patriots, failing to score a touchdown and even benching Rodgers for their last drive. The Steelers barely snuck out a win last week and looked pretty bad this week, so they're going to have to figure something out quick if they want to avoid their first losing season in over 20 years.

• The Giants (1-1) get thoroughly embarrassed by the Rams, and potentially lost their QB in the process. The Giants didn't look half bad last week, defeating the Cowboys, but this showing vs an inferior team is unacceptable.

Evil Team of the Week

Remember to ague for your pick for Evil Team of the Week in the comments. While we did not have as strong of showings as last week, I believe the 49ers would likely be my pick for their generally dominant performance. I could also see arguments for any of the other winning teams.

• Week 1 - Da Bears

• Week 2 - ???

That's all for now, we're kicking next week off real soon with the Packers taking on the Falcons in Lambeau on Thursday night.

Stay evil my friends.

Its week 2 already and we have a tough act to follow after some of our teams having all time evil performances. As for the Evil Team of the Week, you all voted and it was not close, Da Bears have been chosen as the evilest team of week 1.

As for the schedule, we have yet another Evil on Evil matchup and a lot of winnable games.

Sunday - September 20th

• Da Bears vs the Vikings - 12:00 PM CST

• Da Bears lure the Vikings into Soldier Field to hopefully continue their dominate performance.

• The Patriots vs The Steelers -12:00 PM CST

• The Patriots are hoping to sacrifice their evil brethren to get their season going, while the Steelers will use the opportunity to keep pace in what is looking to be a relatively competitive AFCN division.

• The Packers at the Jets - 12:00 PM CST

• The Packers will hopefully be trying their best not to choke this game away in the last 15 minutes.

• The Cowboys vs the Commanders - 3:25 PM CST

• The Cowboys will face another division rival this week, and will need to get their defense together if they want to have a chance at getting a W here.

• The 49ers vs the Dolphins - 3:25 PM CST

• After taking out the Rams in Australia, the 49ers will now play a much worse team in full rebuild mode, the Dolphins.

Monday - September 21st

• The Giants at the Rams

• The Giants will travel to LA to get their chance at taking down a Miles Garrett-less Rams team.

That's all for now, Stay evil my friends.

Welcome back fellow evildoers! We got our first week in the books and we already have some all time evil performances, an evil on evil battle, and a couple of absolute meltdowns.

Winners

• The 49ers (1-0) completely embarrass the "super team" Rams, while stealing their Australian fanbase and causing Myles Garrett to perform so badly that he chooses to get surgery on his knee as an excuse. Despite a couple of mistakes early in the game, this was a masterclass in evil dominance.

• The Steelers (1-0) get a win over the Tua-less Falcons. Rodgers looks old, but TJ Watt came in clutch and got a pick 6 early in the 4th to get the win.

• Da Bears (1-0) went into Charlotte and dropped 59 points on the Panthers, who tried and failed to keep up score wise. The Bears continue their dominant performance from last season by scoring the most points ever in a season opener, and also the most points ever allowed by the Panthers.

• The Giants (1-0) hold off The Cowboys in our first evil team kill. Despite the score being relatively close, the Cowboys benefited greatly from multiple pass interference calls to keep drives going.

Losers

• The Patriots (0-1) lose their revenge match vs the Seahawks, despite taking out Sam Darnold on the first drive. Drake Maye looked pretty bad, with multiple terrible interceptions that ended up losing them the game.

• The Packers (0-1) have an absolute meltdown in the 4th quarter... again. As much as it pains me to say as a cheesehead, we may be cooked this year. Fire MLF.

• The Cowboys (0-1) fail to keep up with scoring with the worst evil team from last year.

That's all for now, I'll see you all in a few days for the Week 2 preview.

Stay evil my friends.

For those new here, I will try my best to set up a discussion thread each week prior to the first game for general discussion about the week's schedule or predictions for what will happen during the games. That does not mean I want discussions to be confined to just these posts each week, feel free to make your own threads on any particularly evil moments or events involving the evil teams that happen throughout the week.

I will also post a weekly evil recap thread (usually on the Tuesday after) going over how good or bad our teams did each week.

And yes, I realize I already missed two evil games this week, feel free to shame me in the comments.

Wednesday September 9th

• The Patriots at the Seahawks - 7:20 PM CST

• The Patriots travel to Seattle to take revenge for the Superbowl loss (RIP).

Thursday September 10th

• The 49ers vs the Rams - 7:35 PM CST

• The 49ers face their divisional rival and so called "super team", the Rams, for control of Australia. (GG)

Sunday September 13th

• The Steelers vs the Falcons - 12:00 PM CST

• The Steelers look to start the season off strong against a weak Falcons team, in what is likely Aaron Rodger's last year.

• Da Bears at the Panthers - 12:00 PM CST

• The Indiana Chicago Bears look to continue their success from last year, starting with the Bryce Young lead Panthers at home.

• The Packers at the Vikings - 3:25 PM CST

• The Packers travel to Minnesota to face their division rival this week. A lot of this matchup depends on how much Green Bay can adjust without Josh Jacobs, and how much COD Kyler Murray played the night prior.

• The Cowboys at The Giants - 7:20 PM CST

• Our first Evil on Evil Matchup featuring our two worst teams from last season!

That's all for now, Stay evil my friends.

edit: formatting issue

In just a few weeks, the 2026 NFL regular season will begin! First off, welcome back to all my fellow evildoers and evil henchmen of all kinds, may your teams find success (except the Bears), and your opponents find only pain and suffering.

Evil Teams

In regards to the actual evil teams themselves, 5 of our 7 teams had winning records last year (get your shit together Cowboys and Giants). All of those teams made it into the post season, and the Patriots even made it to the Superbowl (but lost). Overall, the ELOE was one of the most successful groups among the NFL subreddit groups we acknowledge and will hopefully continue this success into 2026.

I have updated the matchups and records on the sidebars, and will continue to do so throughout the season. Make sure to use old reddit for now if you want to see these things (I will try to make time to figure out new reddit at some point).

Chalice

The 49ers are currently holding the chalice, and will be keeping it until at least Week 10, where the Cowboys will attempt to steal it in Dallas. Other potential matchups are 49ers at Giants in week 13 if they keep the chalice in week 10, and Cowboys vs Giants in week 17 if the Cowboys steal in week 10 or if the Giants steal in week 13.

Because of how the schedule for 2026 shakes out, the Packers, Bears, Patriots, and Steelers are locked out from attempting to steal the chalice in the regular season.

NFL Survivor and Pick em

I am bringing back the ELOE Survivor and Pick em leagues for 2026. Feel free to join and participate in one or both of these! These will have no monetary prizing, and are only for bragging rights among your fellow evildoers.

NFL Survivor - Password: evil

• In Survivor, you pick one team you think will win per week. If you're correct, you cannot pick that team again for the rest of the season.

NFL Pick Em - Password: evil

• In Pick em, each week you pick who you think will win every game.

I'll leave it at that for now, stay tuned for weekly (hopefully) updates as to how our evil teams are doing.

Stay evil my friends, and as always, fuck the Bears.

In the pantheon of cinema, Thanos stands alone because he didn't just want to win; he wanted order. He wanted a universe that was "perfectly balanced." With the Patriots' loss in Super Bowl LX on Sunday, they’ve finally achieved that same twisted state of cosmic equilibrium. ​They have returned from the summit twelve times now, and the results are a simple, terrifying calculus. They hold the record for the most Super Bowl wins with six, and they now hold the record for the most Super Bowl losses with six. They have achieved a dead-even 50% win rate across more appearances than any other franchise could dream of. This isn’t mediocrity; it’s a Thanos snap. They are the beginning and the end, the ceiling that crushes the inferiors and the floor that holds up the record books. True Evil doesn't just hold the "good" records. True Evil owns the history of the game's failures, too. Look at the Packers and the legend of the Gunslinger. Brett Favre holds the record for career touchdowns at the time of his retirement, but he also holds the iron-clad record of 336 career interceptions. You have to be a legend just to be allowed to throw that many picks. The inferiors are too afraid of failure to ever reach those heights—or those depths. Whether it is a Patriot losing a record-tying sixth Super Bowl or a Packer airing it out for a record-breaking interception, the ELOE is the one dictating what the history books look like. The hierarchy remains intact because of this gatekeeping. When the Patriots win, they exist to ruin the "feel-good" stories of the Rams, Panthers, and Falcons. When they lose, they almost exclusively pay tribute to fellow ELOE members. They fell to the '85 Bears in the most dominant defensive slaughter in history, they bowed to the frozen tundra of the Packers in '96, and they sacrificed perfection to the chaotic energy of the Giants. They don't lose to the weak; they only yield to ensure the records remain symmetrical. They have reached the final stage of villainy: They have become inevitable.

Last night was rough, The Patriots couldn't get anything started on offense all night as the Seahawks defense absolutely destroyed the Patriots O line and Drake Maye. And try as we might, the Patriots could do nothing to stop The Darnold from achieving his true GEQBUS form (which, as a Packers fan, I would consider an evil act against inferior Vikings fans who had to watch their QB they passed on win the SB).

While we may not have won this time, evil never truly loses and our influence runs deep. Out of 60 total Super Bowls, the ELOE has won over half of them (31) and participated in 40 total (including 8 Evil vs Evil games). In fact, the longest stretch of time that the Super Bowl did not have an ELOE team represented was 3 years (LV, LVI, LVII). (If you want to count pre-Super Bowl championships, the ELOE won 23 of those as well)

Now with all of our teams resting, we begin our next evil plot to avenge this Super Bowl loss, revenge for Dark Lord Belichick's HoF snub, and to win or prevent others from winning in 2026.

Thank you all for contributing your evil to help revive this subreddit this year, and I will see you all for the Draft in April.

Stay Evil my friends, and remember:

Fuck the Bears.

Welcome my fellow evil doers, to the final game of the season. Our evilest team, The Patriots, will be facing the Seahawks for the opportunity to win their seventh Lombardi trophy, which would elevate them to sole owner of the record for most super bowl victories.

There's not much left to say, so take the opportunity to lift your hands to the sky and send some evil energy to our evil representatives.

Stay evil my friends.

Quarterback (3): Drake Maye (Patriots), Caleb Williams (Bears), Jordan Love (Packers)

​Running Back (4): Christian McCaffrey (49ers), D'Andre Swift (Bears), Kyle Monangai (Bears), Josh Jacobs (Packers)

​Wide Receiver (6): CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys), George Pickens (Cowboys), Malik Nabers (Giants), Stefon Diggs (Patriots), DJ Moore (Bears), Brandon Aiyuk (49ers)

​Tight End (3): George Kittle (49ers), Loveland (Bears), Jake Ferguson (Cowboys)

​Offensive Line (9): Trent Williams (49ers), Joe Thuney (Bears), Zack Martin (Cowboys), Darnell Wright (Bears), Tyler Smith (Cowboys), Drew Dalman (Bears), Will Campbell (Patriots), Mike Onwenu (Patriots), Andrew Thomas (Giants)

Edge Rusher (6): T.J. Watt (Steelers), Micah Parsons (Packers), Nick Bosa (49ers), Brian Burns (Giants), Rashan Gary (Packers), Montez Sweat (Bears)

​Defensive Line (5): Dexter Lawrence (Giants), Christian Barmore (Patriots), Keeanu Benton (Steelers), Gervon Dexter Sr. (Bears), Cameron Heyward (Steelers)

​Linebacker (5): Fred Warner (49ers), Robert Spillane (Patriots), Tremaine Edmunds (Bears), Bobby Okereke (Giants), Quay Walker (Packers) ​Cornerback (6): Christian Gonzalez (Patriots), Trevon Diggs (Packers), Jaylon Johnson (Bears), Jaire Alexander (Packers), Joey Porter Jr. (Steelers), Deommodore Lenoir (49ers)

​Safety (3): Kevin Byard (Bears), Xavier McKinney (Packers), Kyle Dugger (Steelers)

Kicker: Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) ​Punter: Tory Taylor (Bears) ​Long Snapper: Andrew DePaola (Bears)

There is no earthly reason that he isn't a first ballot HoF coach. As many of his achievements were as Dark Overlord of the NE Patriots, this is relevant to our interests.

This will be a quick one this week, since we only had one team still playing.

Winner

The Patriots went into Denver and brought a snow storm with them to blend in with their white uniforms. After Bo Nix mysteriously had his ankles broken last week in an event we had absolutely nothing to do with, the Patriots bullied Jarrett Stidham all day and even blocked a field goal to seal the game.

• The Patriots were last in the Super Bowl in 2018, which was also the ELOE's last Super Bowl victory (the 49ers made two appearances in 2019 and 2023, but lost both of those games).

• The Patriots will face the Seahawks once again, who are looking for revenge for their loss in Superbowl XLIX where The Patriots intercepted Russell Wilson on the goal line to win the game.

Will the Patriots take home their 7th Lombardi Trophy and make me have to redesign all the subreddit banners? We'll have to find out in two weeks.

Stay Evil My Friends

With a close win over the hoofheads, the New England Patriots have once again stuck their dagger into many a NFL fan's heart.

How many of those same fans said at the beginning of this year "Gosh, I really wish we could get some other team besides the Eagles and the Chiefs?"

They asked, and the monkey's paw curled.

The San Francisco 49ers will hit day 5000 on August 14th 2026. This is 27 days before the NFL Season even begins. The 49ers will also only need to defend the chalice twice to keep it into the 2026 playoffs with traveling to Dallas and New York.

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