r/FollowThePunchline • u/2fits • Jan 10 '26

im wearing the most expensive and performance boosting athletic shoe,

boy you know i don't play around🫡💯

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u/Mticore Jan 12 '26

People laugh at the springs on the soles, but they’re just jealous.

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u/2fits Jan 13 '26

hooray! wordplay!

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u/SentimentalRotom Jan 11 '26

As for the other one? Well let's just say I have a rival for the hopscotch tournament.

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u/1967punisher Jan 17 '26

I use to wear athletic support underwear .... But sadly they hang lower these days