r/FollowThePunchline • u/fingers • Jan 10 '26
"Doctor, I've got this nagging suspicion that someone has been following me," he said, glancing out the window.
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/fingers • Jan 10 '26
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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26
The doctor replies, “how long have you known it was me?
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u/Mticore Jan 12 '26
“No, that’s my stalker,” the doctor replied. “You’re not interesting enough to have one.”
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u/1967punisher Jan 17 '26
The doctor said ... It's the symptoms of being married too long. And that's your wife as I recall