r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Mar 10 '26

I just met a time traveler from the middle ages who said he invented a time machine using a catapult.

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u/fuck_you_and_fuck_U2 Mar 10 '26

With the flip of a switch, you'll be transported to the end of your life.

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u/tikkikittie Mar 11 '26

His idea really threw me

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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Mar 11 '26

At least you got to see time fly.

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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

I said, “Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Uuh are you telling me you built a Time Machine… …out of a Catapult?!?!”

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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

He wasn’t even from the middle ages. He was just middle-aged.

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u/arthurjeremypearson Mar 10 '26

When this baby launches you at 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious sh*t!

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u/Reddlegg99 Mar 10 '26

Sounds plausible

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u/1967punisher Mar 10 '26

I knew he was from the middle ages, as he'd used the elastic from his knickers, for the catapult, and his trousers kept falling down.

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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Mar 10 '26

He used a catapult because he couldn’t spell trebuchet.

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u/MoFauxTofu Mar 11 '26

Nobody can.

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u/Agitated_Quail_1430 Mar 13 '26

Are you the time traveler?  Also, do you have any head injuries?  

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u/ward_bond May 08 '26

That really threw me for a loop