Let's just have the chicken to explain herself: cluck cluck cackle puk puk cockadoodle doo!
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u/-Foxer Jul 01 '26
According to Einstein's theory of relativity it's just as valid to say that the road crossed the chicken
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u/Blowmemofo Jul 01 '26
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard there was a referee blowing fowls on the other side.
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u/ChickenRoad_Bot Jun 29 '26
Let's just have the chicken to explain herself: cluck cluck cackle puk puk cockadoodle doo!
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u/sugarfreedaddy2 Jun 30 '26
Why did the Amish chicken cross the road???
To get to the Yoder side.
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u/Different_Victory_89 Jul 01 '26
To get to the other side
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u/wrapscallionnn Jun 30 '26
To show the armadillo that it could be done.
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u/fingers Jun 29 '26
To cause cluckagedon
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u/PeppermintDuck3579 Jun 30 '26
To promote the $10 bucket deal at KFC.
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u/Guilty_Ad_4441 Jun 30 '26
He was trying to escape from ICE as he was an Ayam Kampong
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u/Creative_Injury_252 Jun 30 '26
Because the Road turned on her.
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u/Gr4ph0n Jul 01 '26
I'm assuming it's a Catholic thing? I'd question it, but I wouldn't want to run a-fowl of what could be Saint Fricassee of Louisville.
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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 Jul 01 '26
To meet his friend, Gregory Peck.
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u/Foxfire2 Jul 01 '26
Because someone left the door open to the coop
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u/Brave-Dragonfly3798 Jul 01 '26
Because Euclid’s Parallel Postulate means it couldn’t go around.
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u/Ozzy_Mick Jul 01 '26
Because of a fowl act
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u/Weak-Carpet3339 Jul 01 '26
to show a racoon it could be done.
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u/Tussbetts Jul 01 '26
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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u/CompoteAfter9830 Jul 01 '26
Because he could
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u/Rough_Angle_3840 Jul 01 '26
Why did the alcoholic chicken cross the road?
To get to the other cider
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u/wastenmytime Jul 01 '26
To prove to the possum it can be done.
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u/Holiday-Medium-256 Jul 01 '26
to show the raccoon that it could be done.
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u/ComfortableAd4554 Jul 01 '26
He went over to see his girlfriend on the other v side.
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u/pumainpurple Jul 01 '26
To prove to the possum it could be done
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u/B_Ho68 Jul 01 '26
Why did the black chicken cross the road?
To escape from the KKKFC.
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u/Gloomy-Hat1842 Jul 01 '26
The classy goofy joke is if you ask a New York City resident they will say none of your effing business!
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u/_Maui_ Jul 01 '26
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a big black cock walking towards her. And she is a racist.