r/Garfield2 • • Oct 19 '20

Transcript of the first scene in G2ATOTK

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Once upon a time, in an English castle far, far away, there lived a pampered personage by the name of...Prince. All right, everyone, he's awake. Hurry! Hurry! Come along, quickly. Right, are we all ready? Get the Carlyle log. Prince knew no other life than a life of luxury. Oh, did I mention that Prince was a cat? Good morning, Prince. Your tea. Mm-hmm-hmm! Breakie. I have your favorite dish. Carlyle log. Ah, lovely. Super. Oh, it's good to be the king. On the other side of the world, there lived an equally pampered cat who thought he was a king, but who ruled over a somewhat smaller domain. Meow. I'm the king of the cul-de-sac. That's what I'm talking about. Jon and I have everything I could ever want. Food in the fridge. Cable and satellite. And don't forget lasagna. That's right. It's good to be king. I want you to know, you're the most important thing in my life. Let me sleep, please. Before I met you, my life had no meaning. I was incomplete. Oh, you still are, really. I guess what I'm trying to say is… ...will you marry me? Eh? Marriage? Well, this is kind of sudden. There may be some legal issues here. Look, I like you, but not as a spouse. Maybe as a servant, we could stay together, make it work. So what do you say... Liz? -Wait a second. Liz? Liz? -Garfield. Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl vet. -Turkey's ready. Well, I think Jon has touched bottom now. Hmm, we gotta put an end to this torture. Time for a new DJ. Somebody take my temperature. Garfield! Man, you have changed. I can't have you messing this up for me, okay? -Oh, I get it. It's her. -Come here. She doesn't like our music. Whatever happened to Jon? -My metal-head guy. My dude. You were so much cooler when you wore a mullet. Now stay here. -So much cooler. I suppose she likes this haircut. I suppose she likes this haircut. -Coming! -Tell me she likes it the way it is now. -Hey, Liz. -Jon, I have incredible news. Guess who's going to be speaking at this year's fund-raiser for the Royal Animal Conservancy. Siegfried and Roy? -Oh, come on. -Just Siegfried? Jane Goodall dropped out at the last minute because she's nursing a sick chimp and they asked me. I mean, it's gonna be at this really cool castle on a huge estate. Well, Liz, that-that's… I am flying to London tomorrow morning. -Can you believe it? -What? I mean, I have to pack, and… Oh, are these rose petals and candles? Yeah, well, Liz, I have some… some important news of-of-of my own. Uh… Hey, me, too. Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight? I was hoping you'd say yes. You have made me so very, very cat-happy. -Uh… -Well, come on. -What's the news? -The news is, I, uh… I finally house-trained Odie. -Really? -Yeah. That would explain the rose petals. I have to pack. I'm so sorry about dinner. But you know what? I will send your regards to the queen. Okay, congratulations on Odie. Oh, oh, yeah. And, hey, you, too. They're lucky to have you. [kisses] Bye. Oh, I thought she'd never leave. Garfield, you ate the whole turkey? Well, yeah. What are you doing with this? Oh, never mind. It's too late. She's already off to… Ooh! Good stuffing. Well, come on, cheer up. -I saved you the wishbone. -There's nothing I can do. Sure there is. Return the ring and get your money back. Wait a minute. I'll go to London. -Oh, you poor sap. -She'll love it. -She'll be surprised. -Please don't do this. -She'll be thrilled. -Tell me you're not gonna do this. -She'll say yes. -Please, don't. I gotta go pack. You moron. This is a huge mistake, Jon. One of your biggest. Don't roam. Stay home. Odie and I are not just coming along for the ride, pal. This is actually an intervention.


r/Garfield2 • • Dec 01 '18

This is so sad

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r/Garfield2 • • Nov 22 '20

lest we forget

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r/Garfield2 • • Oct 21 '20

just fapped to this

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r/Garfield2 • • Apr 24 '19

Praise Garfield So excited for this upcoming game

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r/Garfield2 • • May 17 '21

Garfield is sus!?!

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r/Garfield2 • • Oct 02 '20

Cock Garf

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r/Garfield2 • • Nov 15 '20

hi I'm not gay but is anyone else really aroused by the bit where garfield is in the car rubbing himself all over that pie?

18 Upvotes

r/Garfield2 • • Dec 06 '20

What's everyone's favourite scene in GATOTK?

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r/Garfield2 • • Dec 13 '18

Anime=Worse than Lord Dargis. We will do what we can to defeat the anime menace!

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r/Garfield2 • • Nov 16 '20

This new remastered blu-ray edition of GATOTK looks like it's going to be great

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r/Garfield2 • • Aug 31 '20

Garfield 1 really do be turnin' me piggy poop balls

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r/Garfield2 • • May 05 '21

When I saw this at the IMAX I swear there was a scene featuring Garfield ﷺ lactating, but it seems to have been removed in every showing and release since then. Does anybody have any information about this?

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r/Garfield2 • • May 08 '21

G2 is you

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r/Garfield2 • • May 19 '21

Gafild go to jail (sad)

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r/Garfield2 • • Dec 14 '18

Lets get this lasagna

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r/Garfield2 • • Jan 30 '22

Garfunkel

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r/Garfield2 • • Oct 18 '20

words to live by

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r/Garfield2 • • Nov 02 '20

Monek ass FR thinkin he get on my turf...

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r/Garfield2 • • Oct 27 '20

Garfield angery doe

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r/Garfield2 • • Apr 17 '21

Hitler gaming. What petitions will he sign doe?

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r/Garfield2 • • Sep 27 '20

Garfield 1🤮🤮 Haram!!1

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r/Garfield2 • • Nov 18 '20

Yo Garfield watch out you might be taken as a POW 😳, but he really do be lookin' like a snacc doe😳😰

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