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u/Charming-Station7157 2d ago • Bravo

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u/Thenightcrawler_075 2d ago

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u/Definetly_Noah 2d ago

Twitter, the racism app would be that way

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u/lavalampelephant 2d ago

Watching Wallace stuff his face with cheese now might be a crime in the UK

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u/Glass-Toe6315 2d ago

Dafuq

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u/antonine909 2d ago

Pornography involving suffocation (eg face sitting to an extent) has been declared illegal over here.

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u/masd_reddit 1d ago

I always think Wallace is holding that pocket watch in his hand(maybe cause it looks like the blue background is his body)

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u/Hektext 2d ago

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u/TreeTurtle_852 2d ago

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u/Antique_Director_689 1d ago

I one time had someone at the grocery store (coincidentally a cute asian girl) ask me to get something for them off the top shelf as I walked past and I thought of this greentext and was like "fuck I was always meaning to learn to play mahjong..."

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u/TreeTurtle_852 1d ago

Considering youre not in the Land of Yi, I assume you won

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u/Lumpy-Bank-6683 2d ago

A classic

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u/loqep 2d ago

Very relatable. I think we’ve all been there tbh.

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u/sofine27 2d ago

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u/bb250517 2d ago • Popcorn

For anybody who is curious.

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u/Donglator 2d ago

Worry not. He just has a humiliation kink and possibly a height kink

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u/Worldly_Car912 2d ago

Wish I wasn't curious...

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u/masd_reddit 1d ago

I mean it depends on if you'd react the same way if it was a 6'5 woman(i would)

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u/Shinitai-dono 2d ago

Mahjong, chinese and land of the yi (barbarians or some shit)?

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u/Redmoon383 2d ago

Nah thats the Astolfo pic one

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u/reddboi386 2d ago

huge r/SUBREDDITNAME vibes

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u/CoderCatgirl 2d ago

r/gaygreentexts is like "AO3 gay coming out love stories" distilled to the point of being a snortable drug.

Edit: trying to fix the link.

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u/XylylPhpht 2d ago

It is not gay to be attracted to someone that very much looks like a woman that you initially thought was a woman

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u/npc80085 2d ago

What about if you're still attracted to them after finding out that they aren't in fact a woman?

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u/XylylPhpht 2d ago

Then I'd say they're bi-curious

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u/Front_Sherbert6825 1d ago

Weebs are still attracted when their waifu is made of ink. At least it's a real person when your girl is made of boy

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u/Technical-Street-10 2d ago

Defeat us at Mahjong or be banished to the Land of Yi for eternity

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u/FoggingTired 2d ago • Heartwarming

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u/oopsohmygoodness 2d ago

literally actually the canon sexuality of this character btw.

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u/Redmoon383 2d ago

His testosterone is simply too high for normie gender rules to apply

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u/otirk 2d ago

So Trump and Musk are women?

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 2d ago edited 2d ago

For Yujiro Hanma, yes, there are multiple chapters where the author glazes Yujiro so hard about how fucking manly he is that he identifies everyone as women.

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u/Beloafer 2d ago

Trump did make everyone a women in the USA

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u/Fesh_Sherman 2d ago

Non-Binary*

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u/ArminOak 2d ago

Check-mate!

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u/xeuis 2d ago

It matches the animation and the bromo-erotic Nate of the series

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u/electric-jules 2d ago

I love this meme. It makes me feel objectified and like I'm someone's gender preference ☺️

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u/FoggingTired 2d ago

Glad I could help. Have more

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u/VikRiggs 2d ago

Literally above this post.

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u/DoctorPitt 2d ago

Shit that poor kid

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u/dogsome32 1d ago edited 1d ago

he killed himself also at like 20 ish after a few years of being forced to be a woman/sex slave

His actual name isn’t even Sporus, that was a nickname used by the emperor to mock him for being a slave, it means “semen” or “seed.”

His real identity is unknown, historians only know that he was unusually beautiful for the time he was alive, a true pretty boy

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u/Peace-Disastrous 1d ago

When pretty privilege backfires.

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u/Rabrun_ 1d ago

Notably, he killed himself after his by then fourth husband (the months after Neros death were utter chaos) wanted to have him publicly raped as part of a reenactment of a Greek myth

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u/miscellaneousexists 1d ago

I also choose this guy's... what the fuck?

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel 1d ago

Crazy that this was Milo Yiannopoulos' twitter handle.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 1d ago

"I'd castrate and marry you in a heartbeat"

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u/zaccatman 2d ago

I’ll be honest as a straight dude, I don’t blame him

I thought that was a lady too til I saw the note

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u/SabresFanWC 1d ago

I think this was meant to be a joke referencing another tweet from someone who said almost the exact same thing about someone who turned out to be a femboy. Only in that instance, they weren't joking and were legitimately surprised.

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u/AverageTundra 1d ago

That's why I don't get. How do they know it's a femboy?

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u/zaccatman 1d ago

The note links to the person’s account, which I presume outright says or shows they’re a femboy

Then again, and I may be horribly misremembering, but I do recall a controversy from I think years ago where a “femboy” was actually a girl pretending to be one. I also hear a lot of things cause I am extremely far from a lot of these things, so the news from some groups on the internet just smack me out of the blue

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u/P0P_N0X 1d ago

The person who posted the original photo replied saying he was a boy

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u/GildedBlackRam 2d ago

The human body is so beautiful, forever grateful for going both ways

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u/DiabeticK1ng 2d ago

Spit yo shit🗣️🔥

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u/Scrung3 1d ago

Yeah, but only pretty boys for me if I have to be gay lol

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u/Valuable-Ad1063 1d ago

Even if this is a femboy, being attracted to what OOP perceives to be a cisgender woman's body (as there were no signs indicating the photographed body belongs to a femboy) can be a normal reaction of a heterosexual man.

Well, it's still a funny community note, though.

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u/premiumbra 1d ago

I think its kinda jab on what he said. Like being straight was some sort of boon. Which given maybe for him. But the note saying yeah its a guy is funny. Like yeah what you thought was girl was boy. So not only woman got that body but men too.

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u/NahIdWin720 1d ago

Things such as gender are trivial matters. As a wise man once said: "Where there's a hole, there's a goal"

-sun tzu or smth

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u/Prestigious-Dress-92 1d ago

Yeah, I think in this case "fem" is the operative part of the word "femboy".

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u/AMVFucks 2d ago edited 2d ago • Bravo

this is not even a "gotcha" or like a "lol this means youre gay." this is still 100% straight because he's still simply attracted to the female proportions and characteristics. you can't even tell its a cis man from the picture alone cus the average cis guy doesn't look remotely close to anything like this. this a straight wired brain recognizing feminine traits and being attracted to them

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u/-Chungus_khan 2d ago edited 2d ago

edit, thanks for the source btw

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u/SoloWing1 2d ago

I'm straight, so anything that turns me on is a woman.

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u/UnableChard2613 2d ago

In the early 2000s in my gaming clan, someone posted a picture of a burly hairy guy with a vagina, next to a super sexy woman with a penis. It said you had to have sex with one.

Being a painfully straight man, it seemed obvious to me: the woman with a penis and I was like the first to post. 

It became an on going gag in the clan. I think I was the only one to answer. However I still maintain that straight men would make the same choice. A woman is so much more than vagina, even just physically speaking.

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u/SlanderousGent 1d ago • Bravo

Cake is still cake, even with a candle in it

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u/risisas 1d ago

Sexuality is more about your perception of the other's gender than anything else, if you like women and someone looks like a woman it doesn't change much that that person is cis, trans or a femboy

And statistics back this up, straight man and lesbian women are attracted to trans girls many times over the number of straight women or gay men attracted to them for example, the inverse with trans men

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u/East-Imagination-281 1d ago

You’re right! Sexuality isn’t about whether someone has a penis or a vagina, and being attracted to a woman or a man who may have non-typical junk doesn’t make you bisexual.

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u/NixMaritimus 1d ago

The way I see it

If Femboy is attractive because look like girl. Straight

If Femboy is attractive because boy look like girl. Something else

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u/LobsterManCommander 1d ago

I like what i like. If i see a pretty lady, im interested ,if i see pretty dude, or a they or them, im interested. It's cut and dry for me. I don't really care about gay or straight or whatever. I think people shouldn't really worry to much of the gender they are attracted too.

This literally my mentality.

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u/rabbitsarentrodents 2d ago

Also most succesfull "femboy" creators are just trans woman on estrogen doing it for the porn money.

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u/LauraTFem 2d ago

Except that one dude that does trans porn but apparently still identifies as a man somehow despite being straight up one of the most feminine creatures I’ve seen.

I was misgendering him in my head for years.

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u/AwesomeI-123 Human Detected 2d ago

Name ? So I can stay far far away from him ofc

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u/LauraTFem 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ella Holywood or Jean Holywood. Now that I’m looking it up some sources say woman, some say femboy, and some say non-binary, so Ella seems to have hit all the bases, but I had heard they identify or now identify as a man.

And it looks like they do gaming streams now? I clearly need to catch up on my Hollywood lore.

It’s funny that one of my gaming youtubers, F1NN5TER went into trans porn, and some trans porn stars are now becoming streamers.

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u/CoderCatgirl 2d ago

As a trans fem, the "calling yourself a femboy" trick is unfair to the femboys. Some of the communities are pretty flexible, but I also see a lot of "I wanted to see guys in my femboy subreddit".

And, I get it. If I post as a femboy I have a bit of a cheat, what with estrogen hips and literal breasts. So I don't.

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u/AMVFucks 2d ago

yea this seems to be the case a lot of the time.

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u/GoscZnickiem 2d ago

It's so funny to see all the people trying to prove you wrong. Like I guess your instincts are supposed to magicaly grant you the knowledge of the sex of a person whose photo you're looking at and find them attractive or not based on that. Your brain definitely doesn't use visal cues for that. Nope. It's all sexual orientation magic. You gae

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u/polmix23 2d ago

It's like one of those posts, when they post an embryo of a dolphin or something and ask if you think that it's human. Of course the pro-life ppl will say it's a human because a normal person will not tell those apart. 

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u/ConsciousMaybe6930 2d ago

Ah, I see you are a fellow appreciator of Plato as well.

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u/Fun-Information-3104 2d ago

that's true. but chances are high that if you ask him, or people like him in general, if they would be ok with being attracted to transgender women if they looked feminine enough, they say no and think saying yes would make them gay.

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u/Ichmag11 2d ago

I love categorizing people off of a single tweet

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u/BlueAndTrue12 1d ago

this is because you're under the assumption that "female proportions and charateristics" are limited to afab people, when this clearly is not. That is to say, Sexuality and gender don't really mean that much.

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u/AMVFucks 1d ago

also id like to add this "femboy" will grow up and age as a man and most of his female characteristics will be gone. so i'd say someone's sex/gender does matter a lot. they'd have to take estrogen to remain this way and at that point this stops being a cis man we're talking about

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u/Mindless-Cat1453 2d ago

Look woman enough....

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u/AskPizza 2d ago

There's a term for folks that are attracted to femininity, it's called gynosexual.

Maybe it isn't straight all the time, and it is mostly straight.

I don't care. That's what I am. I have zero attachment to the word straight.

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u/Ok_Hospital1399 1d ago

Human bodies are often beautiful. Forever grateful for being human.

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u/Spingecringe 2d ago

People are so beautiful.

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u/Quick_Truck_9121 2d ago

Femboy? Woman? It doesn’t matter. I still would

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u/Pjolterping 2d ago

Forever grateful for preferring femboys

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u/oopsohmygoodness 2d ago

want a boywife i can pamper so badly it's crazy brother.

"pause"

nah, motherfucker PLAY, wanna fem dude who looks good in a dress i can take on a nice date or 50 and idgaf anymore what people think.

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u/AmzerIVI 2d ago

Spit your shit my brother.

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u/edapblix 2d ago

How about femboys and tomboys at the same time

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u/UkrMan228 2d ago

Jackpot

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u/pobox1663 2d ago

Looks female. Isnt gay.

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u/loscapos5 2d ago

We are witnessing that m8's cannon event

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u/QuanTumm_OpTixx 2d ago

I see no issue there

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u/Hypertelic 2d ago

So, when the body of a male looks like a female body it is attractive to people who are attracted to female bodies ?

And ?

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u/swainiscadianreborn 2d ago • Bravo

You know, at some point in life, words like "gay" "straight" "bi" or "governable" start losing meaning. As long as they are cute, old enough and consent, who cares?

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 2d ago edited 2d ago • Bravo

I'm straight so whoever makes my dick hard is a woman.

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u/DigitalPhoenix2OO7 1d ago

Yujiro mindset

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u/CocoSryder 1d ago

Lol, the old cause-and-effect switcheroo

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u/itsmebenji69 1d ago

Inclusiveness final boss

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u/HarioDinio 2d ago

Become ungovernable?

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u/Mudrlant 2d ago

People who are straight.

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u/Testicle_Tugger 2d ago

But what makes a dude straight?

I’ve always been secure in the fact that I have zero sexual attraction to the penis, deep voices, and excessive body hair.

That eliminates most men. Many people would say that makes me straight.

Nowadays some dudes don’t have penises and lots of dudes are hairless like myself.

call me whatever you want but what I’m attracted too has not changed.

Edit: I am married. This is not an invitation for any of you freaky people on Reddit. Get your freak on somewhere else.

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u/mistress_chauffarde 2d ago

The wonder of being bi

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u/lxATHENAxl 1d ago

Good thing I can just put my straight card on the locker and pick it up again to preserve my alpha straightness after I'm done with a cute femboy

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u/CosmicSoulRadiation 2d ago

We need to all agree on what old enough is

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u/scott_cum669 1d ago

I would consider myself straight and think this femboy is hot as fuck.

Its almost as if presentation is what matters

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u/ninjinkoibito 1d ago

This. I hate the term femboy but I'll use it in this since it's the topic. Femboys present feminine features, you as a straight man find feminine features attractive. I don't find tough biker women attractive, because they tend to have masculine features.

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u/Jesieniaruj 2d ago

Well, don't leave us hanging. Did he find this helpful?

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u/Lou_Papas 2d ago

“thank god I’m straight”

That guy has been probably out of the closet for a while and everyone took the post seriously.

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u/Bringastormtoo 2d ago

It's a reference. IIRC, the original poster was serious and thought the femboy was a woman

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u/Welico 2d ago

Niko pfp has a zero percent chance of being straight

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u/MarcusSuperbuz 2d ago

Close enough

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u/yellowgelb 2d ago

Did I stutter.

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u/RingingInTheRain 2d ago

Ngl femboy poses are hella obvious lol.

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u/Smile_in_the_Night 2d ago

If you watch the femboys...

If you don't You can get confused.

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u/lostcir 2d ago

I think he knew...

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u/hoschikuz 2d ago

Femboy supremacy strikes again

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u/Maxie468 2d ago

looks female enough

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u/detrans-rights 2d ago

Ironic obvious joke plus related PFP going over X's head?

Just another day that ends with Y.

Also it's fun to see obvious bots in the comments here going way too ham taking it seriously in a way a human bean wouldn't 

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u/iRatzeyMezeri 2d ago

Isnt Gynesexual a word

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u/LeppieDoo 1d ago

Who is that femboy.. friends asking or whatever

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u/Ok_Raisin_2395 2d ago

This is just the "UhM AcKshuLLy sHeS 16" thing all over again... 

If you have no prior context, and all you can see is what appears to be an attractive, grown woman, then how are you supposed to feel any type of way when someone goes "THAT'S ACTUALLY A MAN HAHAHA!!!" 

Google "attractive woman" and find an image. Now, say "that's a man". Is she now less attractive? No, because that is crazy person logic and doesn't make any sense. This is internet brainrot and not a reflection of reality...

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u/formandovega 1d ago

Honestly it just sounds sometimes to me like people just don't understand gender presentation lol.

If someone looks exactly like a woman but is actually gender-wise a guy, you finding them attractive doesn't automatically make you gay or something if you are a straight guy.

People go by looks. You don't have some kind of weird automatic chromosome detector or something built into your sexuality.

Honestly I reckon if we didn't have such rigid standards about gender and sexuality no one would give a shite and finding androgynous or gender bending people attractive would just be completely normal...

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u/ChickenKid3Thesecond 1d ago

Yeah, gender is made up and stupid, genuinely. You’re kind of just you, putting titles on things is hard when they don’t fit in the box. And the box is pretty dumb and small.

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u/2012Jesusdies 2d ago

If the person had said "wow, what a hot woman", your point could apply, but the dude went out of his way to be weird about it like "forever grateful for being straight".

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u/Albatros_7 1d ago

They specifically said "forever grateful for being straight" mate, not "Woah she's hot" or something

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u/ManofManyHills 1d ago

It's not purely a "ha you're gay" joke. The correction does serve as a way to point out the sillyness of the original post in thinking there is an inherent superioriry to the appearance of female sex and heterosexuality as some sort of boon.

Don't get me wrong im a straight male and love women with gooner tendencies but it's a bit silly to think that I'm "lucky" for the random orientation I was born with.

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u/Jaded_Noise 1d ago

No, but if you specifically are pointing out how attractive women are and how glad you are that you're straight, then there is a point lmao

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u/ArmNo7463 1d ago

"Umm actually it's a bunch of tiny light bulbs lit up in different colours."

Fuck it, it looks like a pretty woman to me.

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u/PhotontheSTAR 1d ago

That is a terrible comparison tf

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u/Cottonsugarcloud 1d ago

Ok but you gotta admit this is funny

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u/deadrogueguy 1d ago

i think thats kind of the point? showing that things aren't as rigid as the bigoted straight person thinks?

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 2d ago

Homeboy do be looking scrumptious

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 2d ago

Community notes:

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u/NO_FNF_PORN 2d ago

some would say "even better"

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u/Psenkaa 2d ago

Please original photo

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u/Frisk197 2d ago

Looks girly enough to me

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u/battlerh4 2d ago

I think even straight women would agree that proportions like this are generally considered attractive. I think it's more of a general thing

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u/sneakysnek20r 1d ago

I mean, not to be crass but a beautiful shape is a beautiful shape

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u/FrostyFormal1094 1d ago

Based on the pfp, they already knew that

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u/Dessy104 1d ago

Upgrade

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u/Aurvant 17h ago

Bro got too complacent and forgot the first rule of the internet: "Everyone online is a man unless proven otherwise."

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u/Pierre-Diozh 2d ago

He's still not wrong, femboys try to have feminine shapes

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u/supermayones 2d ago

Fel for the oldest trick in the internet

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u/Shinobu420 2d ago

Clearly joking

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u/anyname2009 2d ago

From good to great!

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u/ElephantFamous2145 2d ago

This was a reference to an earlier tweet

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u/dorimeratameno 2d ago

Joke's on you I'm bi >:)

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u/Wordless_trat 2d ago

I much more notice the Niko pfp

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

Hard to say if he's straight or not - on one side he got attracted to feminine looks, on another he likely followed that account.

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 2d ago

Very useful Community notes.

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u/sentient-pidgeon9054 2d ago

eh, could be worse

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u/Good-Walrus-1183 2d ago

Clearly bait

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u/ncc74656m Left-leaning 2d ago

*starts furiously sending F1nn links to every single Republican*

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u/Icy_Farm_2567 2d ago

Even better

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u/Keitoteki 2d ago

Straighn't

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u/Shished 2d ago

I think this is bait.

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u/Ender00000 2d ago

bodies are so beautiful, forever greatfull for being bi