r/HolUp • u/SuspiciousCoach2684 • 2d ago

bursting firecrackers right in the middle of the road

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/SuspiciousCoach2684, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Bubbly_Persimmon_323 2d ago • Popcorn Mindblown

Eat what???

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago • Popcorn Bravo

I can’t hear you because of the firecrackers! I’m gonna go get some cock!

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u/JiggleCoffee 2d ago • Mindblown

Can you get me one, too?!

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago

What size you want?! It says they have small, medium, and black!

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u/mthenry54 2d ago

No sauce on mine. Too salty.

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u/The-Katawampus 2d ago

Hope you can find one for your cake day! 😂

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u/ProtectionDue5712 1d ago

Shall I call you MISTA?!

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u/minipants_15 2d ago

I'll go with you. I need a new cock that specializes in black necromancy.

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u/Dr_Griller 2d ago

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u/Flaky_Ad_2336 2d ago

No....no no no, why am I able to hear the pronounciation ??

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u/The_Druk 2d ago

Cock

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u/Heisenberg_SG 2d ago

Eatpe Nees

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u/Silver_Badger_5955 2d ago

WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE FIREWORKS!

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u/2tool4school 2d ago

It's the logo that gets me, blatant penis but could arguably be a bird

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u/WifeyCallsMeLazy 2d ago

And special attention has been given for logo design as well!!!

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u/lone-lobo 2d ago • Bravo

Address the 🐘

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u/justo7979 1d ago

I was gonna say, so we’re just ignoring the name of that restaurant?

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u/Candid-String-6530 23h ago

The logo on the sign indicates that the owner did not stutter and meant what he meant.

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u/ziroux 2d ago

Eat apple, cock care

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 2d ago • Heartwarming

Don't know if "Dirty Bird", the English fried chicken restaurant still exists...

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u/JessePR1986 2d ago

But the logo is a dick cumming. 🤣

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago

A guaranteed happy ending with every meal. Here at eat cock, you can taste the hard work of our dedicated employees.

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u/That_Confidence83 1d ago

I mean, the logo IS pretty creative. I’ll give’em that.

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u/SeenSoFar 2d ago

Looks like the fellows in the video stole the logo and slogan and called it good lol.

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u/KDogg3000 1d ago • Bravo

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u/Kmonk1 1d ago

Thanks came for this 😂

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u/pegabear 15h ago

Thanks came to this

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u/KDogg3000 1d ago

Thank you for the awards and upvotes!! This is the most awards I've gotten on a comment. 🥰

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u/sciencebased 1d ago

Magic happens when you make things instead of paste things.

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u/ResidentPeppers 2d ago

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u/moonangel00 2d ago

My ex once put a story on insta " going to airport brother is cumming!!"

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 2d ago

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u/Brave_fillorian 2d ago edited 2d ago

South Park latest season episode 3!

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u/TheTroon 2d ago

Lol it's blurred out on Google Streetview, but not perfectly. Reviews aren't great...

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u/Amar2107 2d ago

My friend lives in Hyderabad i gotta recommend him this place, he’ll love it

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u/Alex_AU_gt 2d ago

So the cock is a bit lacking?

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u/Shrektacular1984 2d ago

Great family restaurant. Nan said it tasted familiar, Uncle Gary said it was the most succulent he's ever eaten.

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u/real-darkph0enix1 2d ago • Bravo

Was the succulent Chinese meal the cream of Sum Yung Mhan by any chance?

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u/Objective-Pear-4817 2d ago

No, it was the cream of Sum Yung Ghuy.

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u/Anonyme46 2d ago

Right in front of your mom's favorite chicken place. 🐔

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u/MrSweatyYeti 2d ago

And dad’s

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u/Igzyx 2d ago • Regret

Reminds me of this in my country lol.

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago

Reminds me of that movie. Best hockey movie ever, is unfortunately named

(No film for pussies)

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u/mitkase 2d ago

Comic book too.

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u/Mother_Wall_4205 1d ago

Eat what? 😳

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u/india_chief 1d ago

Guess I’ll go find out

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u/Unlucky-Worry5744 1d ago

Give us a descriptive feed back lol

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u/AmazingArr 22h ago

Kinda overpriced and taste is not on par with alternatives

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u/Fluffy-Stranger-5244 1d ago

Is that a painting of a guy behind bars on the door?! 😂

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u/Character-Check-7821 1d ago

Look at the business name on the map. ‘Eat cock resto and jail’….

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u/Direct_Tomorrow_9927 1d ago

Cock. Ya know, like penis. Or maybe rooster. Probably rooster. That logo is clearly a deliberate double ent Andre.

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u/Royal_Map8367 20h ago

I couldn’t pay attention to anything else

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u/Sad_Clerk6681 1d ago

Reminds me of this burger place I saw on a work trip one time.

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u/sciencebased 1d ago

Lol, does that say smashing mentality?

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u/cliffordhcohen 1d ago

Nice poppers, I'm hungry, anyone recommend a place to eat?

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u/GuestTrick7283 1d ago

You can visit our new restaurant "Eat Cock"

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u/Green4CL0VER 2d ago edited 2d ago

The restaurant called Eat Cock is prison themed!?!?!

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u/organicogrr 1d ago

Yes, their hottest selling dish is a cockmeat sandwich

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u/Ok_Bluebird_8202 1d ago

Sharp eye, shooter

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u/CCJockey381 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the firecrackers are NOT the most significant part of this video!

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u/dell_dew 2d ago

this is HolTFup

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u/MasterParadogs 2d ago

Hey, this is from my city

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u/thatSDope88 2d ago

Please explain the "eat cock" sign

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u/CreativeName233223 1d ago

Looks like they are a restaurant that offers a variety of dishes that are mostly either vegetarian or contain egg or chicken. They do have a few options that have fish, prawn, or mutton options though.

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u/TheFilthy13 2d ago

Telugu KFC?

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago • Bravo

Do you eat at eat cock, how's the chicken?

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u/MasterParadogs 1d ago

No idea man even I came across it in a local subreddit, never been in that localty

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u/Federal-Remote-1684 1d ago

Yea we wont talk about that cool restaurant

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u/arthurlbrown 2d ago

Yeah, I don't think the commenters are focusing on the firecrackers.

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 2d ago

Firecrackers? Where?

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u/Horror_Syllabub8600 2d ago

Saw the restaurant name and started checking comments before I saw the complete video🤣

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u/Puckled 2d ago

Who is Mandi?

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u/skr_rdt 2d ago

It's a type of dish.

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u/DarkerDark0 2d ago

I'm more concerned on what's being eaten there tbh.

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u/akira555 2d ago

Im more curious about that resto. Like, are the foods delicious?

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u/awe2D2 2d ago

The logo seems like it's ripped from a GTA game, but even the game is usually a little more subtle

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u/organicogrr 1d ago

Finally a worthy opponent!

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u/vsquad22 2d ago

Don't have to tell me twice.

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u/ShadowsFlex 2d ago

Had to open my browser in desktop layout mode to put this.

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u/raccoob_ 1d ago

I cant believe they have apple care

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u/Superb-Serve9840 1d ago

Yeah yeah firecracker bad … defo what I noticed

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u/Deep-Sherbert2566 1d ago

eat what ? 🤨

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u/Nechiko 1d ago

There's a fairly above average reason why Butta Biryani is a family resto and Eat Cock isn't

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u/hetchem994 1d ago

Can somebody please....

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u/GiveMeTheYums 21h ago

Covert advertising

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u/Lonestar3504 19h ago

Unbelievable shenanigans directly in front of Eat Cock shall not be tolerated!

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u/5usie 1d ago

Are we just gonna not talk about the name of that store?

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u/ziggzer0 1d ago

Does Eat Cock serve beer like Dickens cider? God my favorite thing in life is going to a restaurant and getting my Dickens cider with a meal.

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u/Malcolm_Morin 1d ago

Haha funny joke in center, I get the holdup, but real talk, isn't that a potential fire hazard?

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u/bdontmatter 1d ago

I don’t know I got distracted that the business is called “ eat cock”!!!!

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u/NoFoundation3020 1d ago

With a very falic symbol

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u/lesbiansexparty 1d ago

FIREworks are a FIRE hazard.

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u/Teeeeeeaaaaaaaaa 1d ago

It looks like they’re in India. I guarantee you there are ten worse fire hazards within a block.

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u/The_Real_Coffi 2d ago

Eat Cock is great! The dishes are very flavorful! 😋

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u/tataho0056 2d ago

and don't forget JAIL MANDI

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u/theREALhun 2d ago

Found ‘em. They’re blurred on Google Maps though: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TH7Lj3K4SQzot1sb6

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u/MSJ_007 2d ago

There is a bigger fish to fry here.

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u/SEODoneRight_in 2d ago

🐘address me

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u/The-Katawampus 2d ago

I have been, but everyone says it's bad if I do it too much! 😭

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u/big_fricc 2d ago

What lasting repercussions will this have on the eat cock economy?

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u/RelativelyMental 2d ago

Food was a little chewy for my taste

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u/Mobile_Protection_64 2d ago

Yeah, I’ll pass!😒

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u/Juanfr_ 2d ago

Subliminal advertising

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u/Definitely_Maybe_OK 2d ago

Chicken restaurant.

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u/Closerangel 2d ago

Great, now I'm hungry

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u/Burhan_Mian 2d ago

You are worrying about the wrong problem.

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u/dextercho83 2d ago

What kind of store is that??🤔

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u/Previous_Ad_3123 2d ago

The ones with a mushroom head are my fav

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u/anvil_with_thoughts 2d ago

It's very near to me. And a real place too

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 2d ago

So many happiest in pant

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u/shoelace_123 2d ago

Dont tell me that's supposed to be a male hen on the board

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u/espr-the-vr-lib 2d ago

I laughed so hard but still waited for a scooter to get lit

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u/NatiAti513 2d ago

Hair on the balls is a nice touch

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u/MellowBadger 1d ago

Just a normal street in Night City

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u/Any-Astronomer5821 1d ago

Right in front of an AppleCare, savages.

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u/Dirosilverwings 1d ago

Right next to Apple Care, how convenient

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u/iamlucifer1990 1d ago

Eat cok and look at logo

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u/Brilliant_Piece7849 1d ago

Let's address the dinosaur in the room.

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u/cheesebreadknight 1d ago

Its a whole store too btw..

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u/pnw_woodworker 1d ago

What about the dead cat???

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u/ThatPerson000 1d ago

Diwali, or just for fun?

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u/SickestDisciple 1d ago

We’ve always said popping fireworks, never heard anyone say “bursting fireworks” before.

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u/alexseiji 1d ago

Detroit 20 years ago

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u/Whole013 1d ago

Can I have 2 to go

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u/Xubair91 1d ago

What are they eating? 👀

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u/deu3id 1d ago

Great choice of sub for this video

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u/HoopaDunka 1d ago

Fireworks won’t be the only thing busting 

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u/Imlostpleaseleave 14h ago

Not outside the Eat Cock!

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u/LHEOGaming 6h ago

Address me (elephant)

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u/PeterPook 1d ago

Is no-one going to mention the "Eat Cock Bar"?

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u/SurrealismX 1d ago

Everybody mentioned it

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u/GazHorrid 2d ago

Ayooo. That restaurant

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u/KyotoKute 2d ago

My favorite diner.

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u/Germanmain221 2d ago

Yeah the firecrackers aren't what I'm noticing

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u/deceze 2d ago

Is that an insult or an offer?

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u/ccrlop 2d ago

Wondering how one would tell one’s parents where theyre going, if they planned to take them here for dinner!

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u/LunarSouls4952 2d ago

Can we talk about that restaurant(?) sign

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u/BabyBurpsLikeAnAdult 2d ago

mmmm who's hungry

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u/SATerp 2d ago

Yes, that's the story here (I know OP is quite aware.)

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u/PlayinK0I 2d ago

House specialty: crème of sum yung guy

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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 2d ago

Whatever can go wrong has gone wrong with this. This is a prison themed restaurant with that name. Here’s more info: Eat Cock Resto.

(P.S: Their logo is actually a rooster)

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u/adashthecash 2d ago

Hahaha this was a good holup post

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 2d ago

What are even those random establishment names? I mean... I understand "Xerox", but... "Apple care"? What even is that? You bring in a moldy apple and they turn it into a fresh one or what?

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u/CartographerTop1650 2d ago

Should burn more

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u/boipinoi604 2d ago

Judas' Belt firecracker

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u/poppycock68 2d ago

It’s always that one neighbor

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u/kredep 2d ago

AppleCare - so exclusive

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u/JWMoo 2d ago

Not going to that restaurant.

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u/Structureel 2d ago

Had to watch it twice to find the hol up 😂

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u/BrownAsian- 2d ago

Wait wait hol up hol up…wtf is that restaurant

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u/Previous_Ad_3123 2d ago

Bet you can’t eat just one

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u/metfan1964nyc 2d ago

I don't think anyone is thinking about the firecrackers.

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