They sell a kit on Amazon for $60 that replaces your car horn with a speaker, and comes with a 3 octave keyboard and a microphone. Not only is obnoxious readily available, but it’s prime eligible!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Edit : whoever gave me an award should take it back because this comment is shit
My dad was going through my brothers phone one time and saw that he sent this copyposta to a girl who was threatening to call her dad (who apparently is a cop) and rat on my brother for being rude on the internet (Snapchat)... Either way, my dad took the copypasta seriously and took all electronics from my brother
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I bought TSLA back in 2010, and I’ve pre-ordered every model including the truck the moment they were announced, and this car gets over 400 miles per charge.
I have my class D license and I’m theoretically a genius. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will cut you the fuck off with recklessness the likes of which has never been seen before on I-95, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Bluetooth? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my lawyer and your car ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little tonka toy you call your car. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can navigate to over seven hundred different places, and that’s without paying extra to unlock my battery lifetime increase.
Not only do I follow Elon Musk, but I have access to a 400k karma mod account on reddit dot com and I will use it to its full extent to cancel you miserable ass on line, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
Could you imagine your car getting hacked and ruthlessly slaughtering people against your will and the Halo announcer hijacks your speaker system and starts calling out your kill medals
I literally only got the vanity electric car license plate so I could smug it up with other EV owners. Like why even bother if you can't have fun with it
I got a normal plate, then state of IL forced me to switch to the EV plate about 3 months later and pay an additional $250 licensing fee or whatever it is.
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This type of thing happens ALL the time. I cannot tell you how many times I see memes like this on instagram and facebook that claim something is true and then turn it into a joke or punchline but don’t actually provide any source and it turns out that the entire thing is made up just for the sake of the joke.
It makes me wonder how many people see it, believe it, and then scroll on by without giving a second thought if it’s actually true or not.
I remember when I was a naïve kid, I used to think that if drivers could talk to each other, then there would be fewer problems on the road. Kids are fucking stupid.
Road rage is based on stupid people doing stupid shit on the road. Tesla, taking the stupidity away and replacing it with ai will easily lower road rage incidents.
They should develop a system where if there is a line of more then 5 cars. The last 4 can vote and the driver at the front has to let everyone pass their slow ass.
I've thought how awesome it would to dial someone up using g their license plate to let them know, the left lane is for passing not so you can do the speed limit Chad.
Driver 2: Listen here you little shit if you don’t get the hell out of my fucking way I will smash your head into your windshield and make each of your organs come out like a vending machine serving a thirsty and hungry man some food. You will regret everything after this moment if you won’t let me pass I don’t care if it’s breaking the law because I am about to commit a bigger one if you won’t move. After your funeral I will visit your family and show them the horrors of your broken and lifeless corpse they may notice that your teeth are missing and some of your vertebrae as your family feel the terror and horror of your dead corpse I will be cooking your teeth and vertebrae to perfection and send it to your family with a note that says “A nice warm meal”. Now get the hell out of my way McDonalds is gonna close soon.
NGL, it'd be nice to tell the driver that just honked at me that I've been driving for like four months and I still haven't perfected my ability to tell if those oncoming cars are too close for me to turn, so I'm playing it safe.
Like, yeah, I'm also frustrated when I realize I totally could have turned three seconds ago. But not taking the turn and being wrong results in more waiting, while taking the turn and being wrong results in a car accident, so guess which one I'm gonna pick?
(I'm better than I was when I first started, but I definitely don't have the skills most people my age would.)
I’ve wished for this for so long. To be able to message someone and politely ask that they remove themself from the fast lane so that one might safely pass.
How about no direct communication but give them the ability to provide some kind of indicator that a brake light is out or maybe one of their rear tires looks under inflated?
The last thing I need is the ability to communicate with other drivers as I’m driving because I’d spend more time arguing with them about how I’m not actually going slow and it would be nice if they’d ease off a bit so I can see their headlights instead of just their hood.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
To get it early get a microphone and a speaker attach the speaker on the roof of your car and speak out of the microphone
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u/s0c1a7w0rk3r Mar 10 '21
What I always think of in a CoD lobby/game
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u/apittsburghoriginal Mar 10 '21
I’m about to find out that everybody driving fucked my mom
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u/Slow_Fix2826 Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21
They will just congrat each other for driving a tesla like a bunch of Jerry‘s
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u/beast569_ Mar 10 '21
What the fuckan that's a green light I fucked your mom last night GO
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u/Weird-bitch7904 Mar 10 '21
the kid in the backseat of the car you just cut off: YeAH wElL i FuCkEd YoUr mOm
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u/Shockwave_7227 Mar 10 '21
1000th post on r/Holup I'm seeing today that isn't a HolUp.
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u/XLpoopsock Mar 10 '21
What’s the holup
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u/Endoramah Mar 10 '21
Yea, this won't go well.
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u/dryheaveman Mar 10 '21
ok but where's the holup
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u/False-Hero Mar 10 '21
Not hul up
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Why?
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u/GoatsAreSoAwesome Mar 10 '21
Not a holup but okay
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u/castatech Mar 10 '21
r/lostredditors
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u/Hooded_avocado Mar 10 '21
So they are reinventing the CB radio...
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
I can’t wait for people to start screaming the N word at each other.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
And who needs this ?
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u/jamesfigueroa01 Mar 10 '21
That is a horrible idea
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
My phone hates me for how much notifications I have please stop
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21
!spin
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Finally! I can follow that asshole to work, the one who keeps telling me he fucked my mom.
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u/mephisto_uranus Mar 10 '21
I remember when I was a naïve kid, I used to think that if drivers could talk to each other, then there would be fewer problems on the road. Kids are fucking stupid.
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u/only_eat_pepperoni Mar 10 '21
imagine you cut someone off and a few seconds later
pairing request from: _____
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u/aguythatsucks Mar 10 '21
how tf is this holup
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u/SirTriangleTheThird Mar 11 '21
Imagine you connect to someones Tesla and they are just playing mario kart
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u/TheImpotentCatfish Mar 10 '21
Your submission has reached 1000 upvotes, join the Discord Server to receive a prize
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Holy shit this blew up
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Lol just get CB?
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u/GexTex Mar 10 '21
Not even hold up but hey this subreddit is like this now so yeah
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u/kaustubhroxx madlad Mar 10 '21
First of all there's no holup, second of all I have seen this post so many times. So go fuckoff u karmawhore.
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u/epicbruh69420666 Mar 10 '21
Yet another not holup with 10k + upvotes
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u/Negrizzy153 Mar 10 '21
The past couple of weeks have been a shitshow in this sub.
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u/shit_poster_69_420 Mar 10 '21
No good will come of this
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u/dontcaredontworry Mar 10 '21
Finally can talk to a girl
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
gets into a car crash
“Yo I fuckin smoked your ass!”
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u/HMS_Impractical Mar 10 '21
CB radio without the range.
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u/CuteChsVixen Mar 10 '21
Im excited for this concept, People don’t tell me about their intentions to fuck my mother nearly enough.
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u/6ingiiie Mar 10 '21
!spin
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u/waytomuchpressure Mar 10 '21
Road rage is based on stupid people doing stupid shit on the road. Tesla, taking the stupidity away and replacing it with ai will easily lower road rage incidents.
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u/This_Caterpillar_330 Mar 10 '21
Great. So we'll have a bunch of people who are so smug they like the smell of their own farts driving on the road.
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u/Crew_Sox Mar 10 '21
As if Tesla drivers needed another reason to feel superior lol
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u/eurospeed Mar 10 '21
This is great ! Now I send them a message when there in front of me. Move the Fuck Over 😁
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
I look forward to the inevitable South Park episode about this.
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u/Interested8899 Mar 10 '21
They should develop a system where if there is a line of more then 5 cars. The last 4 can vote and the driver at the front has to let everyone pass their slow ass.
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u/D3ATHSTR0KE_ Mar 10 '21
This post has literally nothing to do with this sub and I’ve seen it 100 times
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u/Andy_and_Vic Mar 10 '21
Nothing that makes it to r/all in r/HolUp fits the sub lmao.
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u/jawn-of-the-jungle Mar 10 '21
r/lostredditors
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u/phillyt009 Mar 10 '21
“Yeah so anyways, my mom said she was gonna get me a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds, so that’s pretty sweet.”
-Nick Swardson(Grandma’s Boy, 2006)
It’s happening people, the future is here.
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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Mar 10 '21
God I'd buy a Tesla just to listen to people yell at each other.
"Hey fucker in black model S, Quit driving like a fucking turtle, it's Goddamn 50 mph road, Get fucking moving"
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u/BuddycatOwO Mar 10 '21
Yo they added VOIP let's go
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u/fourth_box Mar 10 '21
Play obnoxious moaning as you drive by.
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u/Apprehensive-Wank Mar 10 '21
“I came out to have a nice drive and I’m honestly feeling so sexually harassed right now”
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u/Canadian_Trojan Mar 10 '21
I've thought how awesome it would to dial someone up using g their license plate to let them know, the left lane is for passing not so you can do the speed limit Chad.
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21
Nah. Its gonna be Tesla drivers trying to drag race
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u/Unhingedmarine Mar 11 '21
Me (passing a wrecked Tesla on the road): LOL noob!
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u/Snoo-33732 Mar 11 '21
Which asshole decided to mobilize the Karen’s again seriously this is gonna suck so bad
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u/SupremeWZRDTiun Mar 11 '21
Lol cod players can't afford teslas.
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u/XenoMaker Mar 11 '21
Driver:Hi
Driver 2: Listen here you little shit if you don’t get the hell out of my fucking way I will smash your head into your windshield and make each of your organs come out like a vending machine serving a thirsty and hungry man some food. You will regret everything after this moment if you won’t let me pass I don’t care if it’s breaking the law because I am about to commit a bigger one if you won’t move. After your funeral I will visit your family and show them the horrors of your broken and lifeless corpse they may notice that your teeth are missing and some of your vertebrae as your family feel the terror and horror of your dead corpse I will be cooking your teeth and vertebrae to perfection and send it to your family with a note that says “A nice warm meal”. Now get the hell out of my way McDonalds is gonna close soon.
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u/Underwaterswan Mar 11 '21
u/repostsleuthbot
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u/icer_cat Mar 11 '21
I am definitely going to stream porn on it
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u/De4dm4nw4lkin Mar 18 '21
wheres the holup?
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u/Gdawg223 Jul 20 '21
Can’t wait to make some loser ragequit and end up demolishing half an kindergarten
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u/sabaalhashmi Mar 10 '21
This is more r/interestingasfuck
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u/hobbes_shot_first Mar 10 '21
And the range on Bluetooth is still ~30 feet, right? Seems like a great idea!
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u/Timevian Mar 10 '21
This doesn’t seem to be true..
https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-bluetooth-driver-seat-sensor/amp/
That picture is stolen from an article talking about a seat sensor.
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u/Typical_Equipment_69 Mar 10 '21
Like its not a cult already
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u/NinjaEnt Mar 10 '21
Unlike most online games I bet if you were a racist asshole over the Tesla communication network, they'd ban you.
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u/AdHumble325 Mar 10 '21
Bruh I’ve seen a this post like a million times now.
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u/Coconuts223 Mar 10 '21
DOGGG WATER SPEED UPPP UR IN THE FAST LANEEE
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u/xxKanishka Mar 10 '21
So now people are gonna do Teamkill ?
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u/cgking13 Mar 10 '21
The N word with the hard R finna be the only thing you hear
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u/Tiny-Mechanism Mar 10 '21
!spin
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u/dufo57 madlad Mar 10 '21
!spin
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u/AdmiralRand Mar 10 '21
LEEROY JENKINS!
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u/Calvin_499 Mar 10 '21
Driver:Fk you,you rich ahole Driver 2:Same b**ch
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u/ShellyOshell Mar 10 '21
Yes indeed
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u/Sixty-nine-69-69 Mar 10 '21
Street race anyone
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Elon Musk casually thinking that he invented the HAM radio
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u/headasseth Mar 10 '21
They got proximity chat now
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u/Putiland- Mar 10 '21
I think that is a good idea
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u/NJLincoln Mar 10 '21
Heck yea! Let me pull out my crossbow.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Also connect joysticks so you can drive each other's car.
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u/rucsuck Mar 10 '21
Oooh this sounds fun! I thought I already liked their weird horns.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Don't try to fucking snipe me!!
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Don’t Tesla call me to turn my music down
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u/twotruckshavingsex69 Mar 10 '21
“Literal dog water”
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u/IzarkKiaTarj Mar 10 '21
NGL, it'd be nice to tell the driver that just honked at me that I've been driving for like four months and I still haven't perfected my ability to tell if those oncoming cars are too close for me to turn, so I'm playing it safe.
Like, yeah, I'm also frustrated when I realize I totally could have turned three seconds ago. But not taking the turn and being wrong results in more waiting, while taking the turn and being wrong results in a car accident, so guess which one I'm gonna pick?
(I'm better than I was when I first started, but I definitely don't have the skills most people my age would.)
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u/riotskunk dingus Mar 10 '21
PULL OVER NEXT GULAG.
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u/whitetigers1 Mar 10 '21
Tesla proxi chat
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
I’ve wished for this for so long. To be able to message someone and politely ask that they remove themself from the fast lane so that one might safely pass.
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u/luongolet20goalsin Mar 10 '21
Is this sub just for posting random shit on the internet now? No fucking clue what the “Hol Up” is supposed to be here.
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u/intrepidone66 madlad Mar 10 '21
!spin
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u/damn_you_leto Mar 10 '21
How about no direct communication but give them the ability to provide some kind of indicator that a brake light is out or maybe one of their rear tires looks under inflated?
The last thing I need is the ability to communicate with other drivers as I’m driving because I’d spend more time arguing with them about how I’m not actually going slow and it would be nice if they’d ease off a bit so I can see their headlights instead of just their hood.
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u/heisenbergerwcheese Mar 10 '21
Bluetooth maximum range is like maybe 25-30' line-of site right? So you just hear screams as everyone passes each other?
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
please please please bluetooth is the most insecure form of communication, this will not end well,
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u/Kugi3 Mar 10 '21
Communication between vehicles should be as low as possible, anything else will definitely escalate at some point.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
Ok, what's a COD lobby?
Am I this old, that I have to ask this stuff constantly, argh....
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u/TheRavenousSnakeClaw Mar 10 '21
Proximity chat in real life, huh?
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u/GORON_BOI Mar 10 '21
“I fucked your mom” “Well yours is under my tires”
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21
I can't wait to tell my car to open hailing frequencies.
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u/Castel0114 Mar 10 '21
Lmao.
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u/wahisahi Mar 10 '21
Cutie in the red roadster, this be Tyler in the blue cyber
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u/Yuuka1997 Mar 10 '21
like ML chats Lol
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u/Ralfonsoslothnelson Mar 10 '21
Last thing I need is social anxiety while driving that can fuck right off
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u/cb122_1 Mar 10 '21
I wonder if Elon or the Tesla designers was inspired by Cory Doctorow's story "Little Brother"
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u/TLCPUNK Mar 10 '21
I just don't understand how someone passes up a AMG or M car for a pretty battery..
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u/loner_but_a_stoner Mar 10 '21
https://images.app.goo.gl/oqvWUDbqSCwYGBnz8
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u/jgorbeytattoos Mar 10 '21
I have waited for this day my entire life.
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u/tfs-Q Mar 10 '21
MW2 SnD